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Keep it simple, people—you're ordering a cup of coffee, not a dessert meant for royalty with exotic and rare ingredients from the most secretive corners of the globe. Everyone's going to thank you if your order's simple at the local coffee shop: the barista smiling at you across the counter, the bleary-eyed commuters behind you who just want their cup of morning Joe ASAP, and… your body that wants something even a bit nutritious.

Starbucks barista Josie shared a photo of the monstrous order one of his customers asked for. It's enormous and we have no idea how the customer, Edward, could even function after such a cup of (with so much sugar there, you can't really even call it) ‘coffee.' The baristas and cafe workers of Twitter pitched in with their own photos of weird orders. And you know what? They perfectly embody Josie's desire to quit his job. We feel you, Josie!

Check out some of the most ludicrous (not to mention highly specific) drink orders below, upvote the ones that made you go ‘ugh,' and be sure to vent about your own experiences with customers who can't get a simple venti in the comment section, dear Pandas.

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RScottWilson Report

Friday
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This. I like coffee flavoured coffee

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    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You could leave out 80% of those ingredients and the person wouldn't know it

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    You can bet your bottom dollar that Josie's thread touched a nerve on Twitter. His photo got more than 331.4k likes and was retweeted a combined total of 51k times at the time of writing. That just goes to show that customers like Edward and their logic-defying orders aren't anything rare—they're out there and they're coming for you (if you're a barista).

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    BricksnBullets Report

    CalicoKitty
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the drinks equivalent of 8 y/o me putting honey, sprinkles, butter, cheese, jam, and Vegemite on a sandwich only I've added everything else in a jar, most things in tins, my Mom's hot sauce, and a small bag of sugar, for flavour

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    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    USA USA USA... I know starbucks is all over the world, I have one less than a kilometre from here, but we just know where this order was made

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    Coffee means big business in America. According to E-Imports, the United States imports over 4 billion dollars worth of coffee per year. And it's no wonder that the numbers are so high because Americans consume a whopping 400 million cups of coffee per day.

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    RickyCVA14 Report

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you can charge idiots foolish prices you'd be a moron if you didn't do it.

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    Samantha PandaNotBored
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t believe any of this. People just desperate to be noticed 🙄

    N G
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this is why millenials cant afford to buy a house! (/s but only just)

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    Molly A. Block
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, so it DOES cost extra. These patrons MUST be doing this for their Insta or YT or something!

    JessG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, this is fake like the rest of the long lists, because NOBODY is going to ask for Splenda, equal, stevia, sweet and low, AND sugar, AND, a whole bunch of non-compatible flavors like pumpkin and peppermint, so, no. These are just typed up for internet points

    James016
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WTF is a heavy lemon in this context?

    qwerty
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lemon with teeny bits of lead that makes it heavier and kills them faster than drinking the "coffee" would.

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    Gemmila Cadd
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No topping followed by salt topping

    Molly A. Block
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who the hell orders Sweet & Low in their coffee? YUCK! Why add that after you've added 20+ pumps of flavored syrups? See what I mean? These MUST be done for their social media, no other reason.

    John Otruba
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just an over compensated american.......and I am an American who likes coffee in his cup don't add a thing you will ruin it!!!

    Moondrop
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No topping, salt topping???? Uh....

    Jojo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Splenda, sugar, sweet & low, equal, raw sugar, honey plus all the syrups. Sick.

    Wayne Sharpe
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not a drink, that's a dessert.

    Monca Monika
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does "NO topping"? make NO SENSE to anyone else when next line says "Salt topping"?

    Li Ha
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, if they are paying $32+ for a drink, then do no complain. They are paying for your time b/c there is probably $2 worth of ingredients in there.

    Penny Kemper
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously who'd even pay that much for one drink?

    Kayleigh Phillips
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No wonder there are so many bariatric surgeons in America. Those "coffee's" must have a week's calories in them.

    Paul Z.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... this is just a prank. It will be totally disgusting. Coffee, orange, nutmeg, cinnamon, tea, flan agave, hazelnut... nope. This is a spoof.

    Kelley Clough Mountain
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy s**t! 32.00 for a coffee drink? Are they insane?

    Amanita Virosa
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, I was wondering how much one would cost.

    Karl Baxter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No wonder there are more and more spherical people with their poor legs about to give up the ghost...

    Lorrie Rothstein
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    s**t. They could have ordered a meal for that. More nutritious

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK i got my answer for my previous question! So they do charge them extra!

    Lovely_hobi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THERE ARE JUST NO WORDS TO DESCRIBE HOW I'M FEELING ON THE INSIDE...

    TheGirlFromTheNorth
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can a person even tell the flavours apart??

    The Dave
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least you know some shmuck is paying $32 for a coffee drink.

    CORLEONE
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    $32 for one coffee, people are getting stupider and coffees are getting smarter LOL May I have just one espresso for myself please?. Thank you.

    Kat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow... The price and the calories... I wouldn't be surprised if it actually tasted weird...

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should probably save that thirty two bucks for your insulin treatment.

    Belle Miles
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a seven year old child ordering. Who wont finish it...

    Debby Marengo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Real sickos! These concoctions are not coffee and should not be forced on any barista to make them.

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    Friday
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this some kind of online challenge or do some people actually drink whatever this is?

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    The US' massive consumption of the drink is making me imagine a literal ocean of coffee being gulped down. To say that Americans are coffee lovers would be an understatement. (Though we wish more of those orders were a bit less adventurous. All that syrup in your coffee can't be good for you.)

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    Lavaporeon Report

    Friday
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy diabetes, that’s a lot of sugar!!

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    Lili Hajdu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just dont understand, why take different types of milk. like how can all of this taste good

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    Meanwhile, Statista reports that a 2018 survey found that US consumers most commonly use drip coffee makers and single cup brewers. Though the former is slowly but surely going out of style and its future remains uncertain.

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    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like some of these are just people trying to figure out how far they could push starbucks

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    On the flip side, cold brew coffee is growing in popularity. The cold brew coffee market had been valued at 321 million dollars in 2017 and is expected to reach 1.37 billion dollars in market value by 2023.

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    nerdyac Report

    Kat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonder how many calories this is...

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    viraichu Report

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    What doesn't change, however, is the ‘customer first' mentality that many cafe owners, franchise workers, and baristas have. Though, should they accommodate each and every whim? Or should they try talking to all the Edwards that show up for their pick-me-ups? We think that it depends on just how monstrous the order really is. Just remember to do things diplomatically and with a smile. We all have our own little vices after all.

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    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But...it's the same ingredients repeated over and over!

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So someone started it and it spread!you have to "kill" them from the start!

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    In the mood for some more reasons why you should quit your barista job and aim for your dreams despite the pandemic? Check out Bored Panda's article about all the things that Starbucks baristas are just sick of right over here. Would you like a cookie with that?

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    Ivo H
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be honest, the whipped cream on top looks absolutelly delicious!

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    Aroha
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Toasted WC sauce? Excuse me what now??

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    T.
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And here I am, quetsioning my sugar intake when drinking max one soda a day and eating a small bag of homemade sweets during a day. What's wrong with those people? Are their taste buds still ok?

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    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No! I would say :turn around, open door, leave and don't come back! Neeext!!!

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    Lola
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    4 years ago

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    Good god, and I feel bad when I ask for one milk instead of cream. I know Starbucks makes money because every ingredient is charged, but this is ridiculous for the people working there making $10 an hour. No faith in humanity again.

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