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There’s a real art to crafting the perfect comeback. It takes quick thinking and a good sense of timing to find the words that can completely turn an exchange around. When someone gets it just right, the result can be incredibly satisfying.

The Clever Comebacks subreddit is full of people doing exactly that, so we’ve gathered some of the funniest, sharpest responses below. Scroll down to read them, and don’t forget to upvote your favorites!

#1

It’s That Simple

Two tweets about raising sons, one suggesting extensive protective gear, the other advocating respect for women, an ironic response.

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Rupert Gilliand
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1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Her solution to an imaginary problem is that men constantly record women without their consent?

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    #2

    Record First, Name Wrong

    An ironic response to a nonsensical post about an Olympian's boyfriend rather than her achievement.

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    No one
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She can skate, but needs help in partner picking

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    #3

    Open The Schools

    An ironic response on Twitter, where a user claims Spain does nothing better than America, corrected about the flag and education.

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    Thankfully, we are not the ones on the receiving end of these comebacks. Some of them are so brutal that it is hard not to wince for the person getting roasted. From the safety of the sidelines, though, we get to sit back and enjoy the exchange. 

    Of course, taking pleasure in someone else’s embarrassment can seem a little cruel, but according to researchers, the reaction itself is surprisingly normal.

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    #4

    Truer Words Have Never Been Spoken

    Ironic responses: Maye Musk talking about having kids despite not affording them, with a reply about her son.

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    Zephyr343
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It warms the dark holes where my heart used to be to know that spcx and tsla are failing. Can't wait for spcx first earnings report on Aug 17.

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    #5

    He Didn't Have To Wait Long

    A social media post with an ironic response to a nonsensical post comparing country culture.

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    #6

    People Want To Work For A Livable Wage

    Ironic responses on Twitter about livable wages and snow shoveling in NYC.

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    Janelle Collard
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm shocked, I tell you, shocked!"/s

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    In fact, there is a German word that describes this exact feeling: schadenfreude. It refers to the satisfaction we sometimes get from another person’s bad luck, failure, or humiliation.

    The concept is a little more complicated than simply wanting something bad to happen to someone. We do not have to cause the misfortune ourselves to experience schadenfreude. Most of the time, we simply witness it or hear about it afterward. 

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    #7

    More American Than You Think

    Ironic responses regarding a woman being called not American.

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    Janelle Collard
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And she's legally a citizen. We're not sure about Melanoma + everyone's too scared to question it.

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    #8

    America Has No Kings!

    Ironic responses to nonsensical posts: a tweet exchange about the meaning of "No Kings" messaging and the Declaration of Independence.

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    Verena
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The position of the US president got power like a king, because this was the only ruling system the creators knew. During the past 250 years, Europe got either rid of royalty as rulers, or integrated them in a democratic system called constitutional monarchy ( = royalty is kept for cohesion, diplomacy and decoration, and a questional system). European countries refined the democratic system constantly. Commonly agreed is that voters need to have a choice out of several viable parties, and every vote counts directly for a nationwide percentage, no districts with winner-takes-it-all- nonsense. 6 or more parties sitting in parliament are seen as the norm for solid representation of voters. Money spent on advertizing parties is capped, sponsoring is capped, nobody can buy elections. Nobody needs to register as a voter for a certain party. Only the USA cling to a monarchic system with only two viable parties, which are not different enough from each other to provide a true choice.

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    #9

    Incentives Highlight Political Hypocrisy

    An ironic response to a nonsensical post about ICE recruitment bonuses compared to teacher benefits.

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    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Education bad, racist militia good apparently.

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    What triggers schadenfreude often depends on who the other person is and what led up to their misfortune.

    Psychologist Christian Cecconi told Science News Explores that the feeling can appear when someone who has hurt us finally seems to get what they deserve. 

    In those moments, watching things go wrong for them can feel strangely satisfying because, as Cecconi puts it, “It’s like justice has been restored.”

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    #10

    She Sure Ain’t Balsa Wood

    Ironic responses on a post about the Statue of Liberty gift bringing back internet harmony.

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    #11

    Musk Blames Ukraine

    An ironic response from Julia Tymoshenko on Twitter about Elon Musk blaming Ukraine, expressing Ukrainian pride.

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    #12

    Bro Doesn't Chew. His Stomach Has Acid

    Ironic responses to nonsensical posts: A man wearing a No Vaccine Needed shirt, with a comment questioning his glasses.

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    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How this idiot managed to marry Billie Piper I will never know.

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    But the person on the receiving end does not necessarily have to be someone who hurt us or whom we truly hate. Sometimes, we may simply dislike them a little.

    Other times, competition can play a role, especially when someone makes us feel insecure or inferior. Seeing them stumble can then bring a small sense of relief.

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    We do not even have to know the person personally. The popularity of celebrity scandals, reality television, and online fail videos suggests there is plenty of entertainment to be found in watching complete strangers have a very bad day.

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    #13

    Irony Meets Faith!!!

    Ironic responses to a post about electing a non-woke Pope, restoring internet harmony.

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    #14

    17 Years Of Idiocy

    A social media post featuring an ironic response to a nonsensical post about marriage and peanut butter.

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    Spannidandoolar
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How much do you bet she does all the food shopping...

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    #15

    Power Needs Humble Beginnings

    Ironic responses to nonsensical posts: a tweet exchange between Piers Morgan and AOC about Ivanka Trump and government experience.

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    Roxy222uk
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve thought for a long time that anyone that wanted to stand as a candidate to be an MP first needed to prove that they had worked for an entire year for minimum wage and survived on just that. At the moment half of them got to Eton, then Oxford, then straight into politics and have absolutely no idea how the real world functions.

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    A big part of understanding schadenfreude comes down to what we do with the feeling. Experiencing it does not automatically make someone cruel.

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    Still, Science News Explores notes that when it goes unchecked, it can sometimes lead to more harmful behavior, including bullying or revenge.

    There is a big difference between laughing at a clever comeback and joining others in relentlessly attacking someone. Once the goal is to cause genuine pain or humiliation, the joke has gone too far.

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    #16

    Conservatism Is Just Figuring Out Why The Thing You Destroyed Existed In The First Place

    Molly White's ironic responses on Twitter about defunding libraries and the invention of libraries, highlighting nonsensical posts.

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    Tom Brincefield
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the guy during Covid who said we didn't need vaccines, out immune system could protect us. We just needed a way to expose it to less dangerous levels of the disease so it could learn to fight it.

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    #17

    It's My Money They Took

    Ironic responses to nonsensical posts: Elon Musk discussing cutting Social Security and Medicare, sparking a heated online debate.

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    Beak Hookage
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, so about that thing where people hate you for some reason...

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    #18

    Being Taught Us Civics 101 On Live TV

    A politician's ironic response in a hearing, correcting an incorrect interpretation of the Fourth Amendment.

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    With the right intent, roasting can actually be good for our relationships, psychologists say. After all, playful teasing is hardly unusual among close friends. 

    In that setting, it can become a sign of closeness because it shows how well people know one another. A good friend usually knows which joke will make you laugh and which subject is better left alone.

    #19

    Not The Heroes You Think

    Ironic responses to nonsensical posts: a person in a wheelchair being arrested during a protest against Medicaid cuts.

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    Cloud Ryn
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Noooo....so not evil at all ,( super heavy sarcasm here incase there was any confusion)

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    #20

    He Summed Up The Pattern In Four Bullet Points

    Ironic responses to a Fox News report about an attack on Iran.

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    Cloud Ryn
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every single freaking time. I'm a optimist at heart but I'm seriously losing faith in the human race

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    #21

    Check Mate, Donald

    An ironic response to a nonsensical post, a boy holding a sign about the Gulf of Mexico at birth.

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    Roasting a friend can also show that you accept each other’s flaws and feel comfortable enough to joke about them. It can even be a lighthearted way of pointing out when someone has done something wrong or gone a little too far.

    Peter Gray, a psychology professor at Boston College, told The Swaddle that this kind of pro-social teasing can act as a form of social control by “deflating egos and encouraging humility.”

    Sometimes, a gentle roast from someone who genuinely cares can get the point across more easily than a serious lecture.

    #22

    Another Example Of How Not Everyone With A Degree Is Smart

    Ironic responses to JD Vance's question about judicial authority, bringing back internet harmony.

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    #23

    We Are Now Joined On Zoom By A Combat Veteran You Deported To Korea

    An ironic response to a nonsensical post about a veteran deportation claim, showing a congressional hearing.

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    #24

    Surprise, Surprise!

    Ironic responses from Bernie Sanders and The Washington Post about a billionaire wealth tax.

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    Wicked Step-Grandmother
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "A 5 percent annual wealth tax on America's billionaires aims to halve their wealth." You guys really don't know how math works, do you?

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    So perhaps our love of a good roast is not quite as mean-spirited as it first appears. There can be real satisfaction in watching someone get called out when they deserve it, and playful teasing can bring friends closer when everyone is in on the joke. 

    The line comes down to knowing when the laughter is shared and when someone is genuinely being hurt. As long as that line stays clear, a well-placed burn can be one of life’s smaller pleasures.

    #25

    Paycheck To Homelessness

    Ironic responses: What prevents a US General Strike? The average American being two paychecks from homelessness.

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    Cloud Ryn
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep I'm living with my dad we are barely surviving i try and be active and protest. But it's kinda hard when if i do get arrested protesting I'll be screwed no home or pets so yeah

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    #26

    Russia's Empty Threats

    Ironic responses: Ukraine joining NATO causing WW3, contrasted with Russia's inaction after Finland joined NATO.

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    Marno C.
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Russia also promised to respect Ukranian independence if Ukraine gave up their nuclear weapons. So.....

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    #27

    Doge's Costly Mistake

    Ironic responses to nonsensical posts: A humorous tweet about DOGE mistaking a CIA black site for a DEI project.

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    #28

    So Dei Is Okay If It’s You?

    An ironic response to a nonsensical post about requiring conservative professors for university diversity.

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    Wicked Step-Grandmother
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, then we also have to have half of all officers in the Military be liberal. And we also have to have half of all CEOs and corporate board members also be liberal.

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    #29

    How The Cops Thought This Was A Good Look Is Absolutely Beyond Me

    An ironic response on Twitter about Uvalde Elementary not selling Teslas, referencing police protecting a Tesla dealership.

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    Janelle Collard
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, Elon pays them, soooooo....

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    #30

    Legal Age Revolt

    A social media post with an ironic response to a nonsensical band name query, featuring three men in an arena.

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    Janelle Collard
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    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have sooo many answers to this question but none of them will pass BP's censors. Sad. :(

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    #31

    Husband Care Questioned

    Ironic responses to a post about a super mom feeding her baby while typing, restoring internet harmony.

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    #32

    Happy Pride Month!

    Ironic responses to nonsensical posts: a tweet showing a man proposing, with a sarcastic comment about gay men and Pride month.

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    Wicked Step-Grandmother
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun story: At a Pride parade in Birmingham, AL (around 1989, I think) the parade route went past a church. As we walked by a bride and groom were leaving the church with their family and friends. We waved and cheered and said, "Congratulation!" And they waved back. Then we came up with a new old-wives-tale: If a Pride parade passes your church during your wedding, then your first born will be gay or lesbian.

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    #33

    Election Misconceptions Clarified

    Two ironic responses on Twitter about voting for federal judges and presidential cabinet members, highlighting nonsensical posts.

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    Cloud Ryn
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never voted for the orange t**d either, sometimes it doesn't seem to matter anymore

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    #34

    All American Coffee

    An ironic response to a nonsensical post on X questioning how to buy American coffee with a map showing coffee belt.

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    Janelle Collard
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    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Magas don't need no edukayshun..."

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    #35

    Community Noted In Real Life Is Insane

    An ironic response to a nonsensical post, a bumper sticker that reads I BOUGHT THIS BEFORE ELON WENT CRAZY.

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    AnnaB
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Elon was BORN crazy.

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    #36

    Finally, The Idiots Are Starting To Get It

    An ironic response to a nonsensical post on X about fraud in DOGE cryptocurrency without arrests.

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    Janelle Collard
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And where's all the money they saved? I never did see them publish a breakdown of which departments, agencies, etc., had the most "waste."

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    #37

    Any Plans To Meet With Putin?

    Ironic responses to JD Vance's meeting with Pope Francis, bringing back internet harmony.

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    43Duckies
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately his curse may only work against good people, because he interacts with Drumf all the time and he's still kicking.

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    #38

    Leavitt Caught Lying In 4K

    An ironic response on Twitter correcting misinformation about a judge's appointment, showing a White House press secretary.

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    General Anaesthesia
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Carrying on in the spirit of Kayleigh McEnema, White House press secretary, "I'll never lie to you, you have my word on that."

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    #39

    This Is Not A Premise You Can Reject!

    Ironic responses to nonsensical posts: a politician at a hearing discussing orders to shoot peaceful protesters.

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    G A
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kegbreath is a drunken f******d

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    #40

    She’s Got A Point

    A tweet with an ironic response, questioning a president's decision to go to war based on a 'feeling'.

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    Roman Arendt
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Mrs. Leavitt, would you please elaborate on those facts the President based his feelings on?"

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    #41

    Whatever It Takes To Own The Libs

    A social media post with an ironic response to a nonsensical post about a 200-dollar bill.

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    Janelle Collard
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DonOld's like a dog that that to christen every tree, etc., he comes across. Just like his name has to go on buildings, airports, train stations, etc.

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    #42

    Republicans Avoid Voters

    Ironic responses to nonsensical posts: Tim Walz offering to host events if Republican representatives avoid town halls.

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    Is This Surprising?

    An ironic response to a nonsensical post on X about the CIA director destroying evidence.

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    Andrew Keir
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who's going to complain? (Sorry, that should be "Who important is going to complain" ?)

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    #44

    Absolute Accurate

    A sign warning about paying for toppings if a child puts their hand in it, with an ironic response below.

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    #45

    From R/Tipping

    An ironic response on social media to a nonsensical post about server responsibility.

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    43Duckies
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I understand where the commenter's sentiment comes from, but if you want to protest tipping culture punishing the server does NOTHING but harm someone else who is struggling. The business owner doesn't feel your protest *at all*, so it gives them no incentive to pay their staff better. If you *actually* want to protest tipping culture effectively, A) vote for politicians who support worker protection laws, and actively contact your elected officials (whether you voted for them or not) to add to pro-regulation pressure on them; and B) STOP USING/VISITING ANY TIP-BASED BUSINESSES. If you refuse to boycott restaurant (owners), it's simply unethical (on top of illogical) to refuse to follow the only current system for servers to be able to afford their rent.

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    #46

    Remember Kids, Maga And Media Literacy Don’t Mix!

    An ironic response to a nonsensical post about entertainment imitating real life.

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    No one
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    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Magats are too dumb to understand reality

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    #47

    Elon Doesn't Have The Cards

    Ironic responses to nonsensical posts: A user sarcastically suggesting Elon Musk sign a ceasefire with Ukraine over Twitter.

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    #48

    This Is Not A Hobby

    Ironic responses about the cost of professional photography and an Uber ride.

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    Roxy222uk
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m going to hazard a guess that your Uber driver has many customers a day, every day he wants to work. A photographer is going to be pushed to manage more than one, say, wedding a day and I wouldn’t imagine they get booked every day of the week, or every month of the year, either, so that argument is a bit rubbish.

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