When we cook, a kitchen disaster is always one step away from us. A tablespoon of salt too much, a drop of vinegar too little and dinner is screwed. Bored Panda has compiled hilarious recipe secrets to help you master some of the most popular national cuisines so you wouldn’t have to order another boring takeaway meal for your hungry family.

From the potato-loving Irish to the pretentious French, these tumblr users perfectly poke fun at their traditions, unmasking the cornerstones of their most beloved foods. Scroll down to read a humorous summary of menus from different countries and let us know in the comments if you agree with them.