When we cook, a kitchen disaster is always one step away from us. A tablespoon of salt too much, a drop of vinegar too little and dinner is screwed. Bored Panda has compiled hilarious recipe secrets to help you master some of the most popular national cuisines so you wouldn’t have to order another boring takeaway meal for your hungry family.
From the potato-loving Irish to the pretentious French, these tumblr users perfectly poke fun at their traditions, unmasking the cornerstones of their most beloved foods. Scroll down to read a humorous summary of menus from different countries and let us know in the comments if you agree with them.
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Belgian Recipe : Try add this...and this, if it's good, they'll say it's french. If it's not, we'll say it's Dutch
Haha I am Dutch, but I laughed about it. Because we make fun of your country (well, the people) too. So it's only fair!
I'm Dutch too and I hate cooking but love "zelfspot"
Cajun recipes: that's nOT ENOUGH SEASONING
A Chinese recipe my mother gave me starts: "Kill the turtle".
Oh boy. That's gotta be an interesting one.
It's a recipe for Braised Turtle, which my mother passed on with a lot of other recipes. I never used it. I love turtles, I couldn't cook one!
whatever you do, DON'T LET IT ESCAPE
XD true. This is why I have trouble cooking stuff
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Yeah that's disgusting. Probably skin it alive first and make it suffer before boiling it alive. Such barbaric, awful people. Surprised it doesn't start with "Eat the turtle alive". Eugh, can't stand them or the Japanese who think it's OK to torture animals.
You're right it is wrong and disgusting in every way, to us but to them it's a part of their culture and who are we to question that? And its not all of them by a long shot.
South African recipes : Sit dit op die braai en kry n lekker dop... loosely translated to "Put it on the barbeque and get yourself a drink"
so its basically just like what us australians do. nice thats cool
get 10 Pounds of meat per person, put it on the braai, make 234 different salads, pap and gravy. Enjoy. Thats how we do it! :-D
Belgian Recipe : Try add this...and this, if it's good, they'll say it's french. If it's not, we'll say it's Dutch
Haha I am Dutch, but I laughed about it. Because we make fun of your country (well, the people) too. So it's only fair!
I'm Dutch too and I hate cooking but love "zelfspot"
Cajun recipes: that's nOT ENOUGH SEASONING
A Chinese recipe my mother gave me starts: "Kill the turtle".
Oh boy. That's gotta be an interesting one.
It's a recipe for Braised Turtle, which my mother passed on with a lot of other recipes. I never used it. I love turtles, I couldn't cook one!
whatever you do, DON'T LET IT ESCAPE
XD true. This is why I have trouble cooking stuff
This comment is hidden. Click here to view.
Yeah that's disgusting. Probably skin it alive first and make it suffer before boiling it alive. Such barbaric, awful people. Surprised it doesn't start with "Eat the turtle alive". Eugh, can't stand them or the Japanese who think it's OK to torture animals.
You're right it is wrong and disgusting in every way, to us but to them it's a part of their culture and who are we to question that? And its not all of them by a long shot.
South African recipes : Sit dit op die braai en kry n lekker dop... loosely translated to "Put it on the barbeque and get yourself a drink"
so its basically just like what us australians do. nice thats cool
get 10 Pounds of meat per person, put it on the braai, make 234 different salads, pap and gravy. Enjoy. Thats how we do it! :-D