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When we cook, a kitchen disaster is always one step away from us. A tablespoon of salt too much, a drop of vinegar too little and dinner is screwed. Bored Panda has compiled hilarious recipe secrets to help you master some of the most popular national cuisines so you wouldn’t have to order another boring takeaway meal for your hungry family.
From the potato-loving Irish to the pretentious French, these tumblr users perfectly poke fun at their traditions, unmasking the cornerstones of their most beloved foods. Scroll down to read a humorous summary of menus from different countries and let us know in the comments if you agree with them.
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So_cat Socrate 7 years ago
Belgian Recipe : Try add this...and this, if it's good, they'll say it's french. If it's not, we'll say it's Dutch
Kristel Bijnen 7 years ago
Haha I am Dutch, but I laughed about it. Because we make fun of your country (well, the people) too. So it's only fair!
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Cyndi H 7 years ago
South African recipes : Sit dit op die braai en kry n lekker dop... loosely translated to "Put it on the barbeque and get yourself a drink"
WhiteFox 7 years ago
so its basically just like what us australians do. nice thats cool
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Sevi Buecher 7 years ago
Swiss recipe: more cheese or more chocolate. If this doesn't help, drink wine instead
Gelia 7 years ago
every hungarian recipe starts with it: fry onion on fat, then add pepper. After this, add anything and it will be hungarian. When it is done, eat it with sour cream and bread.
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Mangoes'nRum 7 years ago
The Indian Recipe is rubbish. We only have about 5 dishes. Everyone knows the perfect recipe to each one, or knows someone who can cook them perfectly. Problem is, each one cooks it perfectly in completely different ways. That and a s**t ton of chilli.
TropicalPanda 7 years ago
whenever i read online mexican is bland compared to indian , i wanna try authentic mexican...
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Miguel Macedo 7 years ago
Portuguese Recipe (Tradicional): pick up some dry cod, boil with whichever you have in your pantry. 99℅ of the times you'll get a traditional portuguese dish...
Alia Gail 7 years ago
Ah, for the american recipes you forgot the occasional plastic smelling pouch.
Alia Gail 7 years ago
I'm sorry, did I say something wrong? Could somebody clarify? Didn't mean to be rude if I was.
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So_cat Socrate 7 years ago
Belgian Recipe : Try add this...and this, if it's good, they'll say it's french. If it's not, we'll say it's Dutch
Kristel Bijnen 7 years ago
Haha I am Dutch, but I laughed about it. Because we make fun of your country (well, the people) too. So it's only fair!
Load More Replies... Cyndi H 7 years ago
South African recipes : Sit dit op die braai en kry n lekker dop... loosely translated to "Put it on the barbeque and get yourself a drink"
WhiteFox 7 years ago
so its basically just like what us australians do. nice thats cool
Load More Replies... Sevi Buecher 7 years ago
Swiss recipe: more cheese or more chocolate. If this doesn't help, drink wine instead
Gelia 7 years ago
every hungarian recipe starts with it: fry onion on fat, then add pepper. After this, add anything and it will be hungarian. When it is done, eat it with sour cream and bread.
Load More Replies... Mangoes'nRum 7 years ago
The Indian Recipe is rubbish. We only have about 5 dishes. Everyone knows the perfect recipe to each one, or knows someone who can cook them perfectly. Problem is, each one cooks it perfectly in completely different ways. That and a s**t ton of chilli.
TropicalPanda 7 years ago
whenever i read online mexican is bland compared to indian , i wanna try authentic mexican...
Load More Replies... Miguel Macedo 7 years ago
Portuguese Recipe (Tradicional): pick up some dry cod, boil with whichever you have in your pantry. 99℅ of the times you'll get a traditional portuguese dish...
Alia Gail 7 years ago
Ah, for the american recipes you forgot the occasional plastic smelling pouch.
Alia Gail 7 years ago
I'm sorry, did I say something wrong? Could somebody clarify? Didn't mean to be rude if I was.
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