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We all know a guy who is retiring at 34 because they bought a warehouse full of something nobody else thought was worth anything. The guy who got in early on something ridiculous. The woman who turned a genuinely unhinged hobby into a seven-figure business. Sadly, none of us is that guy. And that is a wound that does not fully heal.

The truly maddening thing about these stories is not the money. It is the simplicity. The ideas seem so clean and so logical in retrospect that it is almost physically painful to learn about it after the fact, sitting here with your completely normal income and your completely normal life choices. People are sharing stories about the mega-rich people they know and how they got there in infuriatingly simple ways.

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    Inventor of Smartfood popcorn became millionaire after pitching resealable bag

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    FranSinclair
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    1 day ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think about it way more often than I should but in 3rd grade we had to come up with an invention for the science fair back in the dawn of the 90s. I loved baby dolls and hated my blanket falling off, so I, a proud straight A student, created a blanket for a baby that wrapped around them and secured, so it couldn't fall off. It even "unwrapped" from the bottom so you could change the babys diaper without having to take off a full onsie and wake them. She gave me a C-. Said it wasn't safe to swaddle a baby like that. It could suffocate! I coulda been a millionaire?! Mrs. Freaking T 😫 i wonder if shes the one who did get rich off of it a few years later?!

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    In the history of almost getting extraordinarily rich, few stories come close to what happened to Sanmay Ved at 1:20am on September 29th, when he purchased Google.com for $12. Not a typo. Google had somehow failed to renew its own domain name, and Ved, a former Google employee, noticed it sitting there available on Google's own domain registration service and bought it.

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    He owned Google.com for one minute before the transaction was reversed. Google's way of saying thank you was an offer of $6,006.13, which, if you squint, spells Google. They doubled it when Ved donated the money to charity. A man bought the most valuable web address on earth for $12 and got to keep it for sixty seconds. The story has everything.

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    Inventor of micro machines toy cars became rich in the early 90s

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    Earonn -
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    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People who bring so many others joy as OP's uncle well deserve the 'reward'.

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    #5

    Millionaire made fortune buying and selling used furniture in college

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    The same year that Sanmay Ved briefly owned Google.com, a Welsh IT engineer named James Howells was doing a routine house clear-out and accidentally threw away a hard drive containing 8,000 Bitcoin. In 2013, Bitcoin was worth almost nothing. By the time he realized what he had done, the drive was buried somewhere beneath thousands of tonnes of waste in a Newport landfill.

    His Bitcoin had become worth somewhere between $500 million and $1 billion, depending on the day you checked. Howells spent the next twelve years attempting to convince the local council to let him excavate the site. They said no every single time. He has since abandoned the search entirely. The hard drive is still there, and his regret may well outlive it.

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    Investment in bitcoin gift led to millionaire lifestyle

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    #8

    Got rich by buying cheap houses in a d**d market

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    Robert T
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends how long you keep them for as well. If you buy them and rent them out, they give income, and at some point they become worth more than you paid for them, and you sell them at a profit. My problem is I don't have enough money to buy the first one!

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    #9

    Neurosurgeon turned entrepreneur who made millions with polarized surgical instruments patents

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    FranSinclair
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And still, they didn't meet dads expectations

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    If these stories teach us anything, it is that the simplest idea is the one worth billions, and nothing proves that quite like the Post-it note. The story begins with a scientist named Spencer Silver, who invented an adhesive that was not strong enough to permanently bond anything. A solution, in other words, to a problem nobody had.

    It sat unused for years until a colleague realized it was perfect for keeping bookmarks in place without damaging the page. The three-inch yellow square that resulted from that generates an estimated $3.47 billion annually and can be found in virtually every office, school, and kitchen in the world. The moral of the story is to never throw away your failed ideas because you might end up on this list, too.

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    Patent on fold down wheels brought family unexpected wealth

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    WindySwede
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    2 days ago

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    Ian Malcom: https://youtu.be/4PLvdmifDSk?t=66

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    #12

    Investing in Nvidia early led to significant gains in video game hobby

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    WubiDubi
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That bubble is going to pop soon. AI is not AI.

    The thing that will probably get you the richest with the least amount of effort is winning the lottery. But the odds of winning a major lottery jackpot are, statistically speaking, not odds at all. Your chances of hitting the Powerball top prize sit at around 1 in 292.2 million. You are approximately 300 times more likely to be struck by lightning in your lifetime than to win.

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    And yet. In 2023, Edwin Castro won the $2.04 billion Powerball jackpot, the largest lottery prize in history. After taxes, he walked away with a lump sum of $628.5 million. Castro was an architecture consultant before the win. He is something considerably different now. The lightning struck.

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    #15

    Made over $1MM yearly using people skills and car business

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    David Paterson
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    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um, I recently learnt that a lot of money laundering funds transfers used to be done on golf courses.

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    Sadly, most of us will never invent a Post-It 2.0 or be struck by a lottery lightning bolt. But we can dream, right? Dream of weekdays on a golf course, summer on a yacht, and Michelin meals every other night. Maybe even just buying the name-brand cheese would be good enough for you.

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    The gap between the people on this list and everyone else is not always intelligence or ambition, or vision, either. Sometimes it is timing. Sometimes it is an accident. The uncomfortable truth is that the next story like this is already happening somewhere. The only question is who is paying attention.

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    #17

    Teen made $800,000 selling rare beer cans found in abandoned house

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    Mimi M
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I've got trouble believing any beer can sold for 80k in 1978.

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    #21

    PhD holder joined startup and succeeded through hard work

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    OktopuS
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    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds relatively normal.

    #22

    Started company turning algae into sustainable plastic products to get rich

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    Fred
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many algaes does it take to make a shoe?

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    #26

    Invented e-tithing for megachurches with a massive cut

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    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What?! I can’t go to church this week because reasons but I’m going to tithe anyway? I do not understand the US obsession with religion

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    #33

    Tech founder's journey from shy student to rich AI company owner story

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    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people are late bloomers. Good for him!

    #34

    Agency business success by productivising services as B2B SaaS

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    D Stonewall
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    B2B = business to business SaaS = Software as a service

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    #36

    Selling DOS to Microsoft resulted in a unique job and financial success

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    Miracle Max
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, he didn't. Tim Paterson did sell 86-DOS to Microsoft, but continued to work on his own projects, like Falcon Technology, developing Operating Systems. He also work at Microsoft on various occasions up until 1998. He then founded another software company.

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    #41

    Real estate investor builds wealth renovating rent-controlled housing in Berlin

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    Rali Meyer
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    didn't know you could buy (government owned) rent controlled housing

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    #50

    Former model turned architect designs and sells luxury houses for wealth

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    Mimi M
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most male models (and even most female models) do not make enough to retire on.

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    #52

    Inheritance wealth with car dealerships and finance company worth about half a billion

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    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Muffin! Get off your behind and stop whinging. Life’s not fair

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    #59

    Start up owner acquired by FAANG and active volunteer

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    Sparky Hughes
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    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe this means Facebook, Amazon, Apple, Netflix, Google.

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    #64

    Corporate executive and entrepreneur successes with high net worth

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    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t know what neighbourhood you’re living in but it’s clearly not mine

    #65

    Story of getting rich working retail, becoming Walmart executive after high school job

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    Mimi M
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was offered the job (years ago) of personnel manager at Walmart. I turned it down. No regrets. I was also offered to go into nuclear disarmament, turned that down as well. Also no regrets. Both were boxes of different kinds and I didn't like boxes.

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    #77

    Rich people known include in-house counsel to billionaire and wealthy doctors with high incomes

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    Mimi M
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nowadays better to become an NP. Less school, less debt, lower malpractice, more flexibility and relatively good pay.

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