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As you get older, different things start to excite you. In your 20s, scrolling Instagram, TikTok, or Twitter might be your favorite downtime. But as you age, sites like Zillow take over; browsing real estate becomes much more thrilling than stalking your ex or gossiping with friends on social media.

Not all real estate listings are exciting, though; some of them can be so bad that they make you question the homeowner's taste. Bored Panda has compiled some hilariously bad and absurd homes people actually listed for sale, and every one of them is more ridiculous than the next. So, scroll down, see some interior design nightmares, and wonder: "Who on Earth would want to buy such a house?"

#1

Render Air Fresheners Redundant By Mercilessly Meeting Your Guests’ Other Senses

Render Air Fresheners Redundant By Mercilessly Meeting Your Guests’ Other Senses

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Nicely
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37 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can see a mermaid but I can't see where they've hidden the three seashells?

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    Probably The Wildest House In The Whole Country (Slovenia). Looks Innocuous On The Outside, But Oh Boy

    Probably The Wildest House In The Whole Country (Slovenia). Looks Innocuous On The Outside, But Oh Boy

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    #3

    When Johnny Was Six He Ran Away To Join The Neighbours

    When Johnny Was Six He Ran Away To Join The Neighbours

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    #4

    “You Go Look Upstairs Sandra, I’ll Check Out The Stables”

    “You Go Look Upstairs Sandra, I’ll Check Out The Stables”

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    #5

    Let’s Be Optimistic. Perhaps It Says “Surprise My Coconut“

    Let’s Be Optimistic. Perhaps It Says “Surprise My Coconut“

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    #6

    If Separated From The Mother Too Early, Young Fire Extinguishers Can Struggle To Adapt

    If Separated From The Mother Too Early, Young Fire Extinguishers Can Struggle To Adapt

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    #7

    If The Weather Clears Up Later I Might Mow The Pool

    If The Weather Clears Up Later I Might Mow The Pool

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    #8

    I’ll Come Back Inside When The Air Fryer’s Ready To Apologise

    I’ll Come Back Inside When The Air Fryer’s Ready To Apologise

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    Kaz
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    29 minutes ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Air fryers are probably complete d¡ckheads in the appliance world, but god, are they useful.

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    #9

    By Combining Random Elements Of A Livingroom, A Utility Room, A Hallway, And A Staircase, Mankind Finally Created The Livingway Stairtility Room

    By Combining Random Elements Of A Livingroom, A Utility Room, A Hallway, And A Staircase, Mankind Finally Created The Livingway Stairtility Room

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    #10

    Potential Buyers Are Advised Not To Think About What Happens In This Room When Your Back Is Turned And The Light Begins To Fade

    Potential Buyers Are Advised Not To Think About What Happens In This Room When Your Back Is Turned And The Light Begins To Fade

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    #11

    On Cold Winter Nights There’s Nothing Quite Like Curling Up In Front Of A Roaring Toilet

    On Cold Winter Nights There’s Nothing Quite Like Curling Up In Front Of A Roaring Toilet

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    Kira Okah
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    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's facing the bidet more than the toilet tho.

    #12

    I Still Think The Neighbours’ Response To Our Halloween Party Has Been An Overreaction

    I Still Think The Neighbours’ Response To Our Halloween Party Has Been An Overreaction

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    #13

    Evidently External Shots She Leaves To The Professionals

    Evidently External Shots She Leaves To The Professionals

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    #14

    Virtual Staging Gone Rogue

    Virtual Staging Gone Rogue

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    #15

    Elephant In The Room

    Elephant In The Room

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    #16

    Eventually Greg’s Soul Left His Body And Started House-Hunting On Its Own

    Eventually Greg’s Soul Left His Body And Started House-Hunting On Its Own

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    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds of my student accommodation

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    #17

    My Brain Hurts After Looking At This Photo

    My Brain Hurts After Looking At This Photo

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    sbj
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    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it looks clean

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    #18

    The Plastic Sheeting Is For The Vomit Caused By The Migraine Caused By Everything Else

    The Plastic Sheeting Is For The Vomit Caused By The Migraine Caused By Everything Else

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    sbj
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    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks for answering my question "What's with all the plastic?"

    #19

    If That Thing Gets Accidentally Hoovered Up It Could Damage The Vacuum Cleaner

    If That Thing Gets Accidentally Hoovered Up It Could Damage The Vacuum Cleaner

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    Ace
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    46 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's quite cool. I've seen other houses where they've maximised the basement/foundations by going round rocks in that way.

    #20

    A Rare Opportunity To Acquire A Sacrificial Dungeon Simply Bursting With Original Features

    A Rare Opportunity To Acquire A Sacrificial Dungeon Simply Bursting With Original Features

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    #21

    Advice To Real Estate Agents: Never Reveal Yourself To Be The Prince Of Darkness During A Viewing

    Advice To Real Estate Agents: Never Reveal Yourself To Be The Prince Of Darkness During A Viewing

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    #22

    This Year, Why Not Take Some Time To Consider The Unquestionable Futility Of Existence?

    This Year, Why Not Take Some Time To Consider The Unquestionable Futility Of Existence?

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    #23

    Fully Furnished Beautiful Private House On 2+ Acres Comes With A Free Boat

    Fully Furnished Beautiful Private House On 2+ Acres Comes With A Free Boat

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    #24

    I Don’t Really Want To Know What That Staining Is On The End Of The Bed

    I Don’t Really Want To Know What That Staining Is On The End Of The Bed

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    #25

    Used To Be The Guest Bedroom But No One Ever Slept

    Used To Be The Guest Bedroom But No One Ever Slept

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    #26

    This Toilet Critisies You In A Gruff, Smokers Voice Every Time You Dare Try To Go

    This Toilet Critisies You In A Gruff, Smokers Voice Every Time You Dare Try To Go

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    #27

    Eat More Chicken

    Eat More Chicken

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    #28

    No Realtor Needed

    No Realtor Needed

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    #29

    Motivated Buyer Needed

    Motivated Buyer Needed

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    #30

    Hold Your Horses

    Hold Your Horses

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    #31

    One Room Studio Apartment In San Francisco. This Is It, This Is The Apartment. Total Steal For $1400/Month

    One Room Studio Apartment In San Francisco. This Is It, This Is The Apartment. Total Steal For $1400/Month

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    16 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No toilet? Perfect for Victor, AKA Captain Wafflestomper

    #32

    Now I Am Become Causer Of Migraines

    Now I Am Become Causer Of Migraines

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    #33

    Grandma Would Have Gone To Bed If Those Nice Removal Men Hadn’t Borrowed All Her Furniture

    Grandma Would Have Gone To Bed If Those Nice Removal Men Hadn’t Borrowed All Her Furniture

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    15 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Get out of frame, Barbara!"

    #34

    We’re Looking For A Quick Sale, Ideally Before That Spreads To The Ground Floor

    We’re Looking For A Quick Sale, Ideally Before That Spreads To The Ground Floor

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    #35

    “Let Me Know When You’re Done In The Bath, I’ll Use That Water For The Pasta”

    “Let Me Know When You’re Done In The Bath, I’ll Use That Water For The Pasta”

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    #36

    If The 1870s Had Happened In The 1980s

    If The 1870s Had Happened In The 1980s

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    #37

    "I Can Really See Ourselves Here Honey. This Can Be The Corner I Cry In When I’m Ruining Your Parties."

    "I Can Really See Ourselves Here Honey. This Can Be The Corner I Cry In When I’m Ruining Your Parties."

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    #38

    Spice Up Your Morning With An Unexpected Trip To The Ground Floor

    Spice Up Your Morning With An Unexpected Trip To The Ground Floor

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    Kaz
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    25 minutes ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to have a problem with falling out of beds, so this would be a dēath sentence for me specifically.

    #39

    Off-Street Parking

    Off-Street Parking

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    Fred
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    21 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When 'Mini' meant mini.

    #40

    I Think We Should Be Concerned About Any Real Estate Agent Who Doesn’t Have A Reflection

    I Think We Should Be Concerned About Any Real Estate Agent Who Doesn’t Have A Reflection

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    #41

    The Trasnformation Of An Otherwise Pleasant Setting Into A Still From A Child’s Nightmare. A Fine Effort

    The Trasnformation Of An Otherwise Pleasant Setting Into A Still From A Child’s Nightmare. A Fine Effort

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    #42

    We Call This The Blue Room

    We Call This The Blue Room

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    #43

    That Feeling When You Enter A Bathroom And Literally Don’t Know Where To Start

    That Feeling When You Enter A Bathroom And Literally Don’t Know Where To Start

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    #44

    Househunting, And Came Across This Picture. I Almost "Liked" This House, Just For This Picture

    Househunting, And Came Across This Picture. I Almost "Liked" This House, Just For This Picture

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    #45

    If Our Third Is A Boy We Might Call Him Something Else

    If Our Third Is A Boy We Might Call Him Something Else

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    #46

    Sold For … More Than $1 Million Btw

    Sold For … More Than $1 Million Btw

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    #47

    It's A Brick... House

    It's A Brick... House

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    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's mighty -mighty, just letting it all hang out

    #48

    This Room Tells Me That Despite What People Say My Own Decor Choices Are If Anything Too Conservative

    This Room Tells Me That Despite What People Say My Own Decor Choices Are If Anything Too Conservative

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    #49

    Liminal Space Meets Ridiculous Real Estate

    Liminal Space Meets Ridiculous Real Estate

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    #50

    The 1970s Were An Interesting Time For Decor

    The 1970s Were An Interesting Time For Decor

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    #51

    Someone Found A Great Home Improvement Deal On Tile

    Someone Found A Great Home Improvement Deal On Tile

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    #52

    We Always Liked The Idea That The Preparation And The Consequences Happened In The Same Room

    We Always Liked The Idea That The Preparation And The Consequences Happened In The Same Room

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    23 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And should the consequences be nasty, the bathtub is right there.

    #53

    Every Thursday We Give Our Chairs The Day Off, So They Can Watch Some TV, Catch Up On Emails Etc

    Every Thursday We Give Our Chairs The Day Off, So They Can Watch Some TV, Catch Up On Emails Etc

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    #55

    When I’m Done In Here I’ll Vacuum The Garden

    When I’m Done In Here I’ll Vacuum The Garden

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    #56

    Remove The Need For A Vacuum Cleaner By Eliminating The Possibility Of Floorspace

    Remove The Need For A Vacuum Cleaner By Eliminating The Possibility Of Floorspace

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    #57

    Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I’m Going Home Now, Let’s Just Pretend We Never Met

    Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I’m Going Home Now, Let’s Just Pretend We Never Met

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    #58

    Only Interested In Making An Offer If The Clothing Is Included

    Only Interested In Making An Offer If The Clothing Is Included

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    #59

    They Really Took Staging To The Next Level

    They Really Took Staging To The Next Level

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    #60

    “You’re Welcome, Honey. I Also Got The Tom Selleck Bath Towels”

    “You’re Welcome, Honey. I Also Got The Tom Selleck Bath Towels”

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    22 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jeff goldblum looks judgmentally at your dingly dongle when you shower.

    #61

    Business Opportunity: Trampoline Helmets

    Business Opportunity: Trampoline Helmets

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    #62

    Curious What's Behind The Shower Wall With The Green Rug... Entrance?

    Curious What's Behind The Shower Wall With The Green Rug... Entrance?

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    #63

    On Christmas Your House Can Turn Into An Actual Advent Calendar

    On Christmas Your House Can Turn Into An Actual Advent Calendar

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    #64

    At The Top Of The Stairs The Current Owners Have Added A Fourth Dimension

    At The Top Of The Stairs The Current Owners Have Added A Fourth Dimension

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    #65

    I Think It’s Too Late For Just Air Freshener. That Looks Quite Established

    I Think It’s Too Late For Just Air Freshener. That Looks Quite Established

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    #66

    Some People Like To Read While On The Toilet. Others Prefer To Be Inundated By Multiple Confusing And Contradictory Reflections Of Themselves, Repeating Into Infinity

    Some People Like To Read While On The Toilet. Others Prefer To Be Inundated By Multiple Confusing And Contradictory Reflections Of Themselves, Repeating Into Infinity

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    #67

    Have You Tried Turning The Room Off And Back On Again?

    Have You Tried Turning The Room Off And Back On Again?

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    #68

    To Save On Hiring Expensive Photographers, Agents Are Often Happy To Use Footage Provided By Paranormal Investigators

    To Save On Hiring Expensive Photographers, Agents Are Often Happy To Use Footage Provided By Paranormal Investigators

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    #69

    I Just Had To Share The Fully Carpeted Spa Tub I Found On Zillow Today

    I Just Had To Share The Fully Carpeted Spa Tub I Found On Zillow Today

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    #71

    From A Real Estate Listing. Does The House Come With The Veiled T-Rex Skeleton?

    From A Real Estate Listing. Does The House Come With The Veiled T-Rex Skeleton?

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    #72

    Multiply The Extent To Which Clowns Are Terrifying By Furnishing Your House Specifically To Accommodate Them

    Multiply The Extent To Which Clowns Are Terrifying By Furnishing Your House Specifically To Accommodate Them

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    #73

    Get A Haircut In A Bathroom As A Bonus

    Get A Haircut In A Bathroom As A Bonus

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    #74

    Anybody Want To Start A Cult? 21,000 Sqft Rural Compound Listed Near Me That Used To Be A “Faith Healing Ministry”

    Anybody Want To Start A Cult? 21,000 Sqft Rural Compound Listed Near Me That Used To Be A “Faith Healing Ministry”

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    #75

    Have You Ever Wanted To Live In A Town But The Town Is Inside Your Own Home?

    Have You Ever Wanted To Live In A Town But The Town Is Inside Your Own Home?

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    #76

    Yeah, Certainly Not My Taste In Decor But It’s Not Exces— Dear God What Is All That?

    Yeah, Certainly Not My Taste In Decor But It’s Not Exces— Dear God What Is All That?

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    #77

    You’ll Never Guess What I Just Passed On The Stairs

    You’ll Never Guess What I Just Passed On The Stairs

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    #78

    The Property Is Best Viewed Through The Confused Tears Of A Lost Child

    The Property Is Best Viewed Through The Confused Tears Of A Lost Child

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    #79

    This House I Found On Zillow Has Many Unnecessary Wall Cutouts

    This House I Found On Zillow Has Many Unnecessary Wall Cutouts

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