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Kids are natural poets. Even the ones that are too young to read and write can drop a line that's so funny, so beautiful and so profound, Shakespeare would shamelessly steal it if he was still around.

NYC school teacher Alyssa Cowit "believes children are honest and curious, and while often perplexed, they’re brilliant – and that it's a teacher's job to take what children say seriously." Cowit was so fascinated by the phrases that were coming out from her kindergarteners that she teamed up with Greg Dunbar, a digital marketing manager with Walt Disney Studios, and started Live from Snack Time, to achieve them.

Accepting submissions from around the globe, they have grown the project to more than 625k followers and have helped adults understand that children aren't just seeking attention, but also think out loud, soaking up new information, and solving problems 24/7.

Continue scrolling to check out some of the best phrases Live from Snack Time received, and fire up our earlier articles here, here, and here for more kids' wisdom.

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#1

For Real. 🐶❤️
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(Submitted Anonymously) #dogs #dogsofinstagram

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Couch potato
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4 years ago

I know RIGHT??? Like god? WHY NOT?

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    Donut Forget Whose Birthday It Is 🍩
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(Submitted Anonymously) #birthday #donuts

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    Loty
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    4 years ago

    Please vote this to become #1. Please.

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    #3

    Everything In Moderation - Feel You Bonnie 😫💯 (Submitted By: @iamjessiecollins )

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    A B C
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Same, Bonnie, same.

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    #4

    The Hamster Life Chose Me 🐹
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(Submitted Anonymously) #italy #marriage

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    Dutchdancemum
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    4 years ago

    Life goals!

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    #5

    Hilarious-Kids-Quotes-Livefromsnacktime

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    A B C
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Aww, that's cute. Might want to steal this one ^.^

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    #6

    Some Things Never Change 🥴
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(Submitted Anonymously) #relatable

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    Daria B
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    4 years ago

    I understand this one. Sometimes it just goes through you. You read and read, and maybe even understand the content superficially, but you just can't seem to get it inside your head, feeling kind of absent. It does happen, however, that this knowledge gets into your head days, even years later, after you've read it. Sometimes your brain delays the knowledge.

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    #7

    Hilarious-Kids-Quotes-Livefromsnacktime

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    River Webb
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    4 years ago

    turns out I'm my mother's daughter, small world

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    #8

    Hilarious-Kids-Quotes-Livefromsnacktime

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    A B C
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    That might actually be a good line of reasoning to make kids enjoy school more

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    #9

    These Young Minds Are Our Future And It Is Bright! 🎂🙌
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(Submitted By: @lohi.images) #cake #fridayfeeling

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    Couch potato
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    YES. THANKYOU. I NEED THIS KIDS LOGIC IN MY LIFE.

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    #10

    “I’m A Lot Of Work Just For Me!” ✅
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(Submitted Anonymously) #kids #life

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    Dorothy Parker
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    4 years ago

    I am too, Asher.

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    #11

    Love That Game! 🤣
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(Submitted Anonymously) #mood

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    A B C
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    4 years ago

    Sounds like a fun game, can I join?

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    #12

    What Are Your Kids Reading? Drop Your Recommendations Below 👇
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(Submitted By: @meebz2173) #books #reading

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    Colin L
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    4 years ago

    I was this child. Not literally.

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    #13

    Excuse Me While My Heart Melts 😭
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(Submitted By: @17mama17) #mondaymood #momlife #mom

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    Dorothy Parker
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    4 years ago

    That's all that matters. Ruby gets it.

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    #14

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    MagicalUnicorn
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    4 years ago

    he's not wrong

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    #15

    What’s Your Current Mode? 🙂😁😠 Or 💃?
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(Submitted Anonymously) #dance #mood #sundayscaries

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    Piet Puk
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I'd love to see a Netflix special about a day in Ezekiel's life! Cue "Breakers Revenge"!

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    #16

    We Won’t Tell Dad About This 🤣
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(Submitted By: @sandy.whittle) #savage

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    Couch potato
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    4 years ago

    Poor dad.

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    #17

    As It Should Be 🐶
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(Submitted Anonymously) #dogsofinstagram #dogs

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    A B C
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    That little dude has quite the imagination. I hope he doesn't mix up any names.

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    #18

    Exclusively Measuring Time In Quesadillas From Now On. 🤤
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(Submitted Anonymously From Montana) #quesadillas #birthday

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    Ivo H
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    4 years ago

    "Aaaand it's my preferable time measurement unit from now on." - Ivo H, 31 quesadillas old

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    #19

    Obviously! 😬
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(Submitted By: @ashsthetic_x) #chips #momlife

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    Lovin' Life
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    4 years ago

    Kids always know!

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    #20

    Hilarious-Kids-Quotes-Livefromsnacktime

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    Dorothy Parker
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    4 years ago

    Sweetheart. Talk to a kind grown-up.

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    #21

    Ahh Yes We All Remember Our Late 3s 🧒
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(Submitted Anonymously) #younglove

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    Whatshername
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    4 years ago

    🤣

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    #22

    Elli’s Only Looking One Kind Of Way! (But Still Looking Both Ways) 🙌
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(Submitted By: @nikkisimchesmua) #gorgeous

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    Dorothy Parker
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    4 years ago

    The Elle Woods Story, Chapter One.

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    #23

    👆 Plz Remind Your Single Friends
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(Submitted Anonymously) #relationshipadvice #love

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    Couch potato
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    4 years ago

    Story of my life ;). Alejandro understands me.

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    #24

    Bridger Is An A+ Travel Buddy🚶‍♀️
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(Submitted By: @cascadecards) #snacks #sunday

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    Sue Lynn Chan
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    4 years ago

    Good plan kiddo

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    #25

    Sweet Dreams Are Made Of Cheese 🧀
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(Submitted Anonymously From Colorado) #cheese #lifestyle

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    Hilary Rudd
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    4 years ago

    So do I!!!

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    #26

    Hilarious-Kids-Quotes-Livefromsnacktime

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    That_One_Harry_Potter_Nerd
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    4 years ago

    Cashews are good times

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    #27

    🤯😂
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(Submitted By: @deepthi_krishnamurthy) #sundayscaries #sunday

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    Sarcastic Cow
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    4 years ago

    Yeah and someone do a realy bad job!

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    #28

    #mondaymood 🧠🚫
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(Submitted Anonymously From Hartford, Ct)

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    Norma
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    4 years ago

    Me. At work. By noon.

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    #29

    Seems Fair 🤷‍♀️🍦
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(Submitted By @sugar_megnoliaa) #icecream #dinner

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    liza
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    4 years ago

    Me too buddy, me too

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    #30

    What’s Her Deal?! 🤷‍♀️
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(Submitted Anonymously) #mondaymood

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    BasedWang
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    4 years ago

    Clarissa gets me more than I get me

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    #31

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    Katarzyna Drozd
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    4 years ago

    She is so young and so smart already 🥰

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    #32

    Hilarious-Kids-Quotes-Livefromsnacktime

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    Whatshername
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    4 years ago

    Wish my kids said this 😆

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    #33

    Plz Let Us Know How This Kid Reacts When Christmas Falls On A Friday 🤯
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(Submitted Anonymously) #fridayfeeling #happyfriday

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    Sue Lynn Chan
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Mine too

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    #34

    Happy #fathersday To All The Great Listening, Plain Band-Aid Wearing, Forehead Growing, Ice Cream Getting, Velcro Shoe Dads Out There. We Love You! ❤️💙
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    Sarcastic Cow
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    4 years ago

    Daddy, listen to that kid.

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    #35

    Elena Knows What She Wants🥤
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(Submitted By: @mtnsoleil) #younglove #datenight

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    Zozo🤟
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    4 years ago

    Awww!!

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    #36

    Please Let Us Know What You Decide, Lillian! 😁
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(Submitted By: @alyssajahnigen) #family #grandma

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    Sarcastic Cow
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    4 years ago (edited)

    Become a cool aunt :)

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    #37

    Hilarious-Kids-Quotes-Livefromsnacktime

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    troufaki13
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    4 years ago

    Chocolate is medicine. Sorry anti-science people! :p

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    #38

    #mondaymood 🙅‍♀️
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(Submitted Anonymously) #monday

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    Sue Lynn Chan
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Yes girl!!👏👏

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    #39

    How Dare You Consider Such A Thing! 😱🤣
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(Submitted Anonymously) #birthday

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    Lovin' Life
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    4 years ago

    Pizzas are for birthdays

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    #40

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    Couch potato
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    4 years ago

    Ah, yes, it would be. Except the fact that people's heads rest on you all the time.

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    #41

    Future Guacstar ⭐️🥑
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(Submitted By: @stephtakchi) #avocado

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    Potterhead Always
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    4 years ago

    life goals right there

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    #42

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    Rens
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    4 years ago

    That's me: living my disabled, chronically ill life in pyjamas! Comfort is seriously underrated!

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    #43

    That’s A #fridayfeeling 🦋☀️
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(Submitted Anonymously From Ireland) #summer

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    Daria B
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    4 years ago

    *burp* ~~~ oh, a butterfly ♡

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    #44

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    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago

    What about kitty beans??

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    #45

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    Thisweirdpanda
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    4 years ago

    The best way to eat a salad :)

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    #46

    Naturally 💁‍♀️🤣
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(Submitted Anonymously) #younglove #lovequotes

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    Gaya Knust
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    4 years ago

    That's how I feel on the inside if I see a crush of mine, too...and I just turned 30 😅

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    #47

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    Dorothy Parker
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    4 years ago

    I really hope they got their Gilbert.

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    #48

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    Clarin
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    4 years ago

    If there was a picture of me in a book,this phrase would definitely be underneath my photo.

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    #49

    Ben With The A+ Life Outlook 🌮👨‍👩‍👧‍👦
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(Submitted By: @sarahonthepharm) #tacos #family #goals

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    BasedWang
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    4 years ago

    this.... There is nothing truer

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    #50

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    KJ
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    4 years ago

    Earning enough to buy the snacks are the driving force for most adulthood too.

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    #51

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    Piet Puk
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    4 years ago

    Leo the introvert.

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    #52

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    Dorothy Parker
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    4 years ago

    Poor dear Ruby had a long day. I hope she had a lovely bubble bath.

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    #53

    Happy Mother’s Day To All Moms Out There Regardless Of Your Age, Smell Or Spider-Killing Abilities. We Love You! 🥰🤗
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#mothersday #happymothersday

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    Beta
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    4 years ago

    Now if this was the other way around there might be comments saying that it’s sexist

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    #54

    The Birthday Bar Has Been Set High 🥳
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(Submitted Anonymously) #target #happybirthday

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    Susan Svitak
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    4 years ago

    Same kid, same.

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    #55

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    Norma
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    4 years ago

    Nearly every morning.

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    #56

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    KJ
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    4 years ago

    Good life advice.

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    #57

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    Sue Lynn Chan
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    4 years ago

    I was wondering too. Why name Earth?

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    #58

    Keep Kicking Butt This Week💥
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(Submitted By: @briteee) #selflove #talent

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    Clarin
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    4 years ago

    If Finley could sell a just bit of his confidence,I would be buying!

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    #59

    One Of Life’s Greatest Mysteries 🎈🍼🧐
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(Submitted Anonymously) #genderreveal #babyshower

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    Potterhead Always
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    4 years ago

    no one knows kid

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    #60

    #mondaymood 😴
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(Submitted Anonymously) #mondays

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    Whatshername
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    4 years ago

    Aren't we all

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    #61

    Thursday: A Little Spice But Mostly Nice 👍
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(Submitted Anonymously) #thursday #drama

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    Potterhead Always
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    4 years ago

    story of my life

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    #62

    Tag Someone To Melt Their Heart👇🥰
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(Submitted By: @jimediiorio) #love #fridayfeeling

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    Sarcastic Cow
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    4 years ago

    Aww

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    #63

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    4 years ago

    Dont we all?

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    #64

    Literally All She Needs Is A Condo In Paris! 🎆
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(Submitted Anonymously) #paris #family

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    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago

    If you have a condo in Paris, you are rich. Trust me.

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    #65

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    Lori Jabi
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    4 years ago

    Me too jack!

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    #66

    Edit: Oops, We Mixed Up Our Submissions And This Is Actually Theo, Age 4. We Still Hope He Made It Through His Meal, Though 🤗
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(Submitted By: @_laura_kelly_ ) #mondaymood #mondayfood

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    Jessica Anderson
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    4 years ago

    HAHAHA...give it your best Henry! Don't be a quitter

    #67

    #mondaymood 😴
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(Submitted By: @mtnsoleil) #monday #tired

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    Bernadette Circle
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    4 years ago

    I identify with this.

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    #68

    🗣🗣🗣🥴
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(Submitted By: @ajolene624) #mondays #extrovert

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    potatolife
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    4 years ago

    Me too.

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    #69

    Like If You Feel As Busy And Booked As Noah 😫🤯🤬✋🥳 #kidssay #busytoddler (Submitted By: @gabby_gellerman )

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    setsuriseikou
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    4 years ago

    Noah's mastered the most important life skill!

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    #70

    The Present Is A Gift But Christmas Gifts Are More Fun 🎄
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(Submitted Anonymously) #christmas #winter

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    RoseTheMad
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    4 years ago

    Not long now, scarily enough. This year seems to have flew by.. though I guess to a child it lasts longer. Time really passes you by once you get past 20 :/

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    #71

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    Kona Pake
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    4 years ago

    Stirred or shaken?

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    #72

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    4 years ago

    Truth.

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    #73

    Whole Lot Of #mondaymood In This Quote 😵‍💫
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(Submitted By: @nyasia_lopez) #monday #mood

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    Dorothy Parker
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    4 years ago

    Cell phones make this entirely too common. Undivided attention is a rare treat.

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    #74

    Tag An Aries To Give Them A Special Treat 🤗
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(Submitted By: @penandthimble) #aries #zodiac

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    4 years ago

    Every Aries I know!

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    #75

    The ✨perfect✨ Friday Night 👌
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(Submitted By: @jenna.c.webb) #fridayfeeling #friday

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    My O My
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    4 years ago

    Fair request

    #76

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    Beeps
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    4 years ago (edited)

    Oh no, we’re not allowed bagels?

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    #77

    Everybody’s Thinking It, They’re Just Saying It. 🎂
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(Submitted By: @four_year_old_giraffe) #birthday #maincharacter

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    Zozo🤟
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    4 years ago

    Haha😂

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    #78

    Go Hug A Friend This Weekend 🤗
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(Submitted Anonymously) #friends #fridayfeeling

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    Kona Pake
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    4 years ago

    Hugs… A cure for everything.

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    #79

    There’s Still Time To Add Finger Skating To The 2022 Winter Olympics! 👇
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(Submitted By: @oh_em_bee) #olympics

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    Lovin' Life
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    4 years ago

    Hilarious!!!

    #80

    👏👏 Addie 💃🗣
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(Submitted Anonymously) #theaterkids #music

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    Potterhead Always
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    4 years ago

    yup

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    #81

    Better Luck Next Year! ☀️
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    Potterhead Always
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    4 years ago

    this kid is doing better than me....

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    #82

    We Love A Stroll (In A Stroller) 🚶
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(Submitted Anonymously) #tired #wednesdaywisdom

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    Inga Rinehart
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    4 years ago

    i apparently told something similar to this to my parents who used to drive from seattle to san Francisco quite often when i was very young. one timeon the drive back home at age 5 or so, i said " next time, im taking a helicopter."

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    Kona Pake
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    4 years ago

    0h, oooh.

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    #84

    It’s Been A Week 😓
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(Submitted Anonymously) #tgif #popsicles

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    Bernadette Circle
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    4 years ago (edited)

    I feel this. I like to crack open a cold Mountain Dew after a hard day.

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    #85

    Me 2️⃣
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(Submitted Anonymously) #bedtime #chickentime

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    Rembrandt Q. Einstein
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    4 years ago

    My daughter to a "T"

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    #86

    You And Me Both 😭
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(Submitted By: @stellabionda) #tooold

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    Eva Bryson
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    4 years ago

    Tell me about it kid.

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    #87

    “I’ll Take It Now If It’s No Difference To You…” 🤣
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(Submitted By: @jayfloresinspires) #birthday #gifts #mondaymood

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    4 years ago

    Which ever day comes first...

    #88

    My Future Child Shall Be Named Pizza! 🤣
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(Submitted Anonymously) #cookie #family

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    #89

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    Oskar vanZandt
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    4 years ago

    Just don't ask Charlotte to share those gummy worms!

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