30 ‘Gems Of Replies’ That May Leave You Cackling (New Posts)

(*Screamed in typical Michael Kelso fashion)

EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

And I'm loving the dark humour!

Please, do not feel like you have to justify your sense of humour! I'm quite sure I'm not the only person who appreciated your comment lol!

I also have dark sense of humor, I upvote you!

*cackles evily*

The fact you made a joke and had to defend yourself while telling the joke sums up Society in 2023

Respect.

Not too dark that its uncomfortable! Pretty funny! But kinda sad now i think about it.. gotta go cry!

I have a dark (meat) sense of humor. (Read like Mr. Subliminal if you are old enough to remember that).

Dark sense of humor for some dark meat!

IS "VICTORIAN CHILD" STILL AVAILABLE?! MY CHIMNEY IS CLOGGED!

This is internet. You don’t even have to specify. Everything is dark humour.

Family cremation stopped part way through when their skin and flesh looked tempting to people.. 😆

Couple suicide<<<family cremation (Same bruh, I didn't even committed suicide)

That's cause you never had no KFC.

Hilarious

Loved it!

Same. I do eat fish though.

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The fact that you list your pronouns tells us you weren't right in your head.

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The whining at the end wasn’t really necessary

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Dark or not, you just piggybacked on the joke from the meme, which is weak. Having a dark sense of "humour" starts with being funny. You've got a lot of work to do.

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My humor is so dark it could be picking cotton

Oh, you sweet summer child. Have you heard of "religion"?

And the most hypocritical people are those who love animals, but eat them

Meh. It was nor smart nor a good one. So preditctable and boring.

We are water-resistant. If we get submerged in water for more than a few minutes, we get damaged. Something to do with the O2/CO2 exchange mechanism

Strangely, most clothes aren't.

Very washable certainly.

Otherwise our blood might leak out of our skin.. 😬😬 i think that right?

Repellant is the word he should’ve gone with but he still gets the point across

That sounded very ominous to me

The people in the Titan sub weren't

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Not woman, getting wet is a daily occuance xD

Sometimes it's better to look like a fool and stay dry, than to look like a million bucks and get wet.

Yes, every since Olive chose Popeye

Obv. it has self esteem issues.

Pluto is the god of the dead and riches...and there was that whole thing with Persephone...living in the Underworld only half the year...

I'm so glad you get the joke good for you slow clap slow clap the slow clap

pluto is also me i guess

I have no idea if what you wrote is accurate, but I like it!

:-)

Yes, the IAU is absolutely right on this.

It’s not like Pluto is somehow superior to all the other dwarf planet and DPCs. Don’t get me wrong, Pluto Lovers, but the other four named dwarf planets are plenty special on their own.

Food

Kind of. India has both public and private health care systems. pPrivate health care is still responsible for most of India's health care, which has to be paid for. So in theory, yes, but in reality no. Still better than the US prices, but not actually universal health care.