35 Of The Best Christmas Tweets This Year

I can't stop giggling imagining this whole situation

hey, I remember the joy of my first dyson, was getting out dust from the carpets I didnt even know was there. It is a game changer.

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My Sebo is one of the best investments I have ever made. My husband's eyebrows went straight through the roof when he heard how much I paid, but 13 years later, I have the last laugh. It sucked like nobody's business then and still sucks like a champ today.

This would be me... Not ashamed to own it.

Dad must have been thinking, Hmm...football game tickets and a tie. Why won't they buy me a darned vacuum??

That is hilarious.

"Oh... but... um.. we'd rather have the stable! Privacy, y'know..."

Reminds me of this nativity my arts school put up at our holiday recital. It was this big secret, so our choir served as the curtain for them. So they set everything up while the music director was talking to the audience, thanking everyone for the great year, wishing happy holidays, and we overhead the teacher in charge of the nativity say "hey, quit it, Joseph didn't have his finger up his nose all the time." To which the kid answerd "how do you know? You're that old?" And my section had a lot of trouble trying to keep a straight face. It was hilarious.

We need the entire list of potential Nativity AUs.

I would be so proud if this was my dad!

That's too funny. My daughters dog attacks her stocking when they finally give it to get off the mantle. Un til then, she stares at it and howel. It is hilarious!

Wait until he's out of earshot...he might still hear you.

Well if the gift was "treats", maybe this makes complete sense! :-)

Your mom is awesome 😂

I cover my kitty's ears

In Germany, you can buy gingerbread from the end of August.

November, hell! Try right after back-to-school and before Halloween! And on December 26th, the Valentines Day stuff is out. The damn Whitman’s Sampler bought on December 26th is going to be stale AF by February 14th! And I can guaran-damn-tee if you give someone stale candy for Valentines Day it will NOT end well for you.

I'd be happy if it waited until November.

This.

On the 'news' they interviewed a manager from Coles about why there are hot cross buns in the stores from Boxing Day and he essentially said 'we've done this for the last 6 years, people buy them, so we will keep doing so' which makes sense, yet I still want to dislike it on principle

I've been seen

Can't wrap if my life depended on it. Gift bags are so much better. Don't write on them either cos they can be reused.

This Christmas I was too tired and/or depressed to wrap but discovered a hoard of gift bags gifted to me by family when I purchased their house. Best thing ever, I will never try to wrap again.

Been there, done that🤪

I went the gift bag route this year, stopped the laughing at my wrapping non-skills (stage whispers: bastards)

Genius!

i miss alan rickman soooo much! what a lovely man...rip

If we're thinking like this, are we really going to be ignorant to the fact this was the same woman who released a plague on humanity in I Am Legend?

good one! but did he REALLY cheat? or just think about it?

Yes!!!!

Conservatives won't get it lmaoooo