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Bumper stickers are pretty straightforward, as they’re exactly what they sound like—stickers that are meant to be applied to the back or front bumper of a car. Many people use them to express their political views, inform everyone what college they’re studying at, or support a sports team or a noble cause. Some paste such adornments to their vehicles to express their quirky personalities and their top-notch sense of humor, making monotonous journeys more entertaining for other fellow drivers and passengers.  

The team at Bored Panda has collected such instances from all over the internet and compiled them into this witty little list. Scroll down to find the most playful bumper stickers out there, and make sure to upvote the ones you’d like to slap on your own car!

While you’re at it, don’t forget to check out a conversation with Linda Fairhurst, owner of The Grumpy Tortoise stationary store, and Christopher, owner of Christophermerman small sticker shop, who kindly agreed to tell us more about why people enjoy these adhesive pieces of art so much.

#1

I Found My New Favorite Bumper Sticker

I Found My New Favorite Bumper Sticker

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Sand Ers
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2 years ago

Gather, brethren. Let’s get this one voted to the top

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    #2

    I'm Trying To Make My Work Truck The Antithesis Of Most Trucks With Bumper Stickers I See

    I'm Trying To Make My Work Truck The Antithesis Of Most Trucks With Bumper Stickers I See

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    Patti Bulldog
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Also love the "Send Noods" sticker

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    #3

    Yes, I See Your Point

    Yes, I See Your Point

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    Tamara Mays
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Where did you get this gem 😂

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    Illustrator and small sticker shop owner Christopher, aka Christophermerman, from Seville, Spain, tells us, “Since there's a lot of artists with very different art styles, people adore buying something that they can connect with.”

    He mentions that stickers are a simple and adorable way to decorate, while their affordable nature allows the majority of people to purchase a product with a lot of personality. 

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    #4

    Never Ashamed To Be A Childless Cat Lady

    Never Ashamed To Be A Childless Cat Lady

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    Sharkbait1313
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    You have my vote!

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    #5

    A Tesla Driver Wants To Make Something Very Clear

    A Tesla Driver Wants To Make Something Very Clear

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    ZuriLovesYou
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Fair.

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    #6

    This Guy's Bumper Sticker

    This Guy's Bumper Sticker

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    Paul C.
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Oh! So many people, where to start?

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    Another aspect that attracts people to them is nostalgia, says Christopher. “Especially among adults who grew up with them. From sticker albums to decorating school notebooks, for some, they bring back fun memories or childhood moments.”

    #7

    Just Go Around Me

    Just Go Around Me

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    Karina
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    🤣🤣

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    #8

    Something Like That

    Something Like That

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    ZuriLovesYou
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    If only.

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    #9

    These Well-Placed Looney Tunes Bumper Stickers

    These Well-Placed Looney Tunes Bumper Stickers

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    Tamara Mays
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    These actually make the dent look pretty cool

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    Meanwhile, quirky, sarcastic, and sweary stationery store owner Linda Fairhurst from The Grumpy Tortoise believes that playful decals are a fun way for people to express themselves and their interests. And they have no age limit!

    “Historically, they have always been seen as a kid’s item, but adults love them too! They are also an affordable way for people to show support to small businesses and artists,” she adds.

    #10

    Brilliant

    Brilliant

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    ZuriLovesYou
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Oh, I get it.

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    #11

    Canadian Bumper Sticker

    Canadian Bumper Sticker

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    Pyla
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    LMAO!! So true!!! Tailgaters won't get the passive aggressive.

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    #12

    This Bumper Sticker

    This Bumper Sticker

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    Viking74
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    That was actually the original spelling of the company and family name. : )

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    Linda is the sole person running the Grumpy Tortoise business. “It is however a family effort; Husband Nathan and Daughter Hayley can sometimes be seen helping at events,” she writes on her website. “Fur babies Cooper and Penny are on hand to provide moral support and doggy snuggles,” she adorably adds.

    #13

    This Monty Python And The Holy Grail Sticker On A Dent

    This Monty Python And The Holy Grail Sticker On A Dent

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    Probably Legal
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I’ll bite you! I’ll bite your arms off!

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    #14

    Bumper Sticker Wisdom

    Bumper Sticker Wisdom

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    keyboardtek
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Everyone can be an artist. Just have different levels of skill.

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    #15

    Poor Jesus

    Poor Jesus

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    Tamara Mays
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Oml this needs to be on a billboard.

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    The name came about quite unexpectedly when the family was on holiday in Spain and saw a grumpy tortoise stuffed animal at a zoo they visited, which became the inspiration for it. The plushy toy sits on her shelf at the office, overlooking quality control. “I really should feature him more!” she said in her blog. 

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    #16

    I Need This Sticker

    I Need This Sticker

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    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Same

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    #17

    This Monty Python Bumper Sticker

    This Monty Python Bumper Sticker

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    Tamara Mays
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Bring out your dead! Lol

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    #18

    Best Sticker I've Seen On A Car In A While

    Best Sticker I've Seen On A Car In A While

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    Tamara Mays
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Wow that's awesome

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    When it comes to the creation of the stickers, Christopher usually bases the design on what he likes and what purpose they will serve, as some of them are meant to decorate books, while others are intended to be collectible pieces. 

    While Linda gets inspired by her past experiences. “I keep a running notes app on my phone with ideas as they pop into my head,” she tells us.

    #19

    Am I Right?

    Am I Right?

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    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    This one is really good, I need this.

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    #20

    This Car Is Full Of Bumper Stickers That Say Bumper Sticker

    This Car Is Full Of Bumper Stickers That Say Bumper Sticker

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    Lost Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    The Licnplt too XD

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    #21

    I Can Relate

    I Can Relate

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    D. Pitbull
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    This is on one of my husband's favourite t-shirts!

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    We were also curious to know what the key elements of a quality sticker were. Christopher said that “the more simple they are, the better. You need to know how to transmit feelings with a simple drawing. Sometimes it doesn't need to be sentimental or dark. Sometimes it just needs to be a cute bug enjoying nature.”

    #22

    My Morning Laugh

    My Morning Laugh

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    iBlank
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    driving under the influence of children

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    #23

    Based On My Observations Of This Driver On The Road, I Believe This Sticker To Be 100% Accurate

    Based On My Observations Of This Driver On The Road, I Believe This Sticker To Be 100% Accurate

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    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Ok I'll watch out for banana peels and turtle shells

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    #24

    Never Related So Much To A Bumper Sticker In My Life

    Never Related So Much To A Bumper Sticker In My Life

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    DudeFortitude (He/Him)
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Thought it said "Kink Brothers" for a sec........ i need sleep

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    Meanwhile, Linda believes it’s important to prioritize quality, fun designs and colors of the stickers. “Whilst stickers aren’t designed to last forever, you want a good amount of enjoyment out of them.”

    #25

    Bradley Cooper Bumper Sticker On A Mini Cooper

    Bradley Cooper Bumper Sticker On A Mini Cooper

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    any rei
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    The Renegade Sticker is a lot cooler! Yeah Mass Effect

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    #26

    Life Gets The Best Of You Sometimes

    Life Gets The Best Of You Sometimes

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    Wisteria Bookworm
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Life..that’s what happened..

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    #27

    Spotted In The Wild

    Spotted In The Wild

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    Kinak
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    We dont, either

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    Christopher concluded by saying that stickers are one of the best ways to let one’s personality shine, as they’re affordable and last a long time. Lastly, he wanted to add that “it's beautiful to see someone showing your art with pride, and it's heartwarming to see your design making people happy.”

    #28

    I Like This One

    I Like This One

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    Nosirrow
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Both need discipline. It's actually so easy, yet every day I see criminally stupid parents and dog owners.

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    #29

    It's Virgo Season

    It's Virgo Season

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    Joseph Stillman
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    uh oh

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    #30

    You Know It's Definitely Over When She Peels Your Sticker Off The Minivan

    You Know It's Definitely Over When She Peels Your Sticker Off The Minivan

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    cerinamroth
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    He's been vaporised

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    #31

    I Was Walking To Class And Saw These Bumper Stickers

    I Was Walking To Class And Saw These Bumper Stickers

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    Tamara Mays
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    So many to choose from. The purple circle sticker is it.

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    #32

    The Person On The Road In RVA I Would Most Like To Have A Beer With

    The Person On The Road In RVA I Would Most Like To Have A Beer With

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    Tamara Mays
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Simple and straight to the point I love it.

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    #33

    Can’t Wait To See How Long This Stays On My Car Living In A Redneck PA Town

    Can’t Wait To See How Long This Stays On My Car Living In A Redneck PA Town

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    Wisco_MKE
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    2 years ago

    Love it.

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    #34

    Well Said, Bumper Sticker

    Well Said, Bumper Sticker

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    PunnyPanda
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Jersey plate too, lol

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    #35

    Where Can I Find This Bumper Sticker?

    Where Can I Find This Bumper Sticker?

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    Tamara Mays
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Dying lol 😂😂😂😂

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    #36

    Completely Normal Bumper Stickers

    Completely Normal Bumper Stickers

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    ZuriLovesYou
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I wish Ohio didn't exist.

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    #37

    Saw This Bumper Sticker Today

    Saw This Bumper Sticker Today

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    Tamara Mays
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Hot 🔥

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    #38

    I Drive A Car With A Very, Very Old Person Sticker

    I Drive A Car With A Very, Very Old Person Sticker

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    Toasted Applesauce
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    That's not an old person sticker!! "You shall not pass!" only became a thing in 2001! Which was like 5 years ago, right? (I say 2001 because the line in the book was "you cannot pass!"

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    #39

    Shrimp Shrimp Shrimp - The Number Of The Feast

    Shrimp Shrimp Shrimp - The Number Of The Feast

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    ElfVibratorGlitter
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Hahaha.

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    #40

    My Brother Saw This Car In Bensalem. It’s The Funniest Vanity Plate And The Collection Of Bumper Stickers I’ve Ever Seen

    My Brother Saw This Car In Bensalem. It’s The Funniest Vanity Plate And The Collection Of Bumper Stickers I’ve Ever Seen

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    Dumb teenager
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    The waving one is kinda cool

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    #41

    The Way The Clouds Reflect The Given Message

    The Way The Clouds Reflect The Given Message

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    Pyla
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Probably not

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    #42

    "Don't Tread On Me" Parody Bumper Sticker Says "Throw Bread On Me"

    "Don't Tread On Me" Parody Bumper Sticker Says "Throw Bread On Me"

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    Cori
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I have this one but with a duck!

    #43

    This One

    This One

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    any rei
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    What's a neopet?

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    #44

    I Saw This Bumper Sticker On My Way Home From My Dentist Appointment This Morning

    I Saw This Bumper Sticker On My Way Home From My Dentist Appointment This Morning

    The second bumper sticker says: "You've just been passed by a girl!"

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    Phoenix
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Of all the things I've lost, I miss my metabolism the most.

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    #45

    Bumper Sticker Explains 20-Year-Old Question Of Who Let The Dogs Out

    Bumper Sticker Explains 20-Year-Old Question Of Who Let The Dogs Out

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    ZuriLovesYou
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    BUSTED!

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    #46

    I Gotta Be Honest, I Have Never Seen A Bumper Sticker Like This Before

    I Gotta Be Honest, I Have Never Seen A Bumper Sticker Like This Before

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    MoriahPapaya
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I see a car with this at my local kroger! It makes me happy every single time!

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    #47

    This Bumper Sticker

    This Bumper Sticker

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    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Upvote for the Capybaras!

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    #48

    Just Saw My New Favorite Bumper Sticker On The Way To Work This Morning

    Just Saw My New Favorite Bumper Sticker On The Way To Work This Morning

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    eric p
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    ⬆️⬅️➡️ ⬆️⬅️➡️ IYKYK

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    #49

    This Made Me Giggle

    This Made Me Giggle

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    TheBoredestPanda
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    HONK! HONK! HONK!

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    #50

    I Was Late To Work Because I Was Trying To Document This

    I Was Late To Work Because I Was Trying To Document This

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    René Sauer
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I don´t get it? A quote from twillight, because of Bella?

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    #51

    Simple Reminder

    Simple Reminder

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    Wisco_MKE
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Perfect, except it needs a comma after "right."

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    #52

    This Bumper Sticker

    This Bumper Sticker

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    Maartje
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    OMG I love this.

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    #53

    What Do You Think Of These Captions?

    What Do You Think Of These Captions?

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    2 years ago

    Uranus makes me smile 😂

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    #54

    My Latest Bumper Sticker

    My Latest Bumper Sticker

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    Regina Holt
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Cat on roller scates? Ultimately silly.

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    #55

    This Car I Walked Past Has A 3D Sticker

    This Car I Walked Past Has A 3D Sticker

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    ZuriLovesYou
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I had no idea 3-D stickers even existed.

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    #56

    To Say The Least, I'm In Love

    To Say The Least, I'm In Love

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    Stephanie A Mutti
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Why does John Mulaney sound like a 73y/o man and look like a 14y/o boy?

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    #57

    I'm A Stay-At-Home Dad, And I Love My Minivan. I Also Have The Best Bumper Sticker Ever

    I'm A Stay-At-Home Dad, And I Love My Minivan. I Also Have The Best Bumper Sticker Ever

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    Jovmen
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited)

    "I used to be with 'it', but then they changed what 'it' was. Now what I'm with isn't 'it' anymore and what's 'it' seems weird and scary." -Abe Simpson

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    #58

    Can Confirm There’s Less Honking

    Can Confirm There’s Less Honking

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    nottheactualphoto
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    What does this mean? Who is Loca?

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    #59

    This Bumper Sticker

    This Bumper Sticker

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    EmAdoresHerKats🇮🇪🇩🇿🇵🇸
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Who would have thought Twilight would have shown up in funny stickers

    #60

    Godzilla Bumper Sticker

    Godzilla Bumper Sticker

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    Tamara Mays
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I'm going to find this and buy it and hug it and squeeze it .

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    #61

    This Weird Peter Griffin And Garfield Bumper Sticker I Saw

    This Weird Peter Griffin And Garfield Bumper Sticker I Saw

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    ZuriLovesYou
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Does anyone have any of that unsee juice?

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    #62

    Surprising My Sister For Her Birthday

    Surprising My Sister For Her Birthday

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    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Like the one I picked up for my wife at NASCAR track..."I'm not tailgating, I'm drafting". Snuck it on to her bumper, took her several weeks to notice.

    #63

    People Tested Beer Bumper Sticker

    People Tested Beer Bumper Sticker

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    nottheactualphoto
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Bell's is an outstanding brewery. One of the best.

    #64

    Probably Shouldn't Drive, Then

    Probably Shouldn't Drive, Then

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    Pyla
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Mine, too.

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    #65

    Every Trip With Yugo Is Like A Battle

    Every Trip With Yugo Is Like A Battle

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    wayne whitson
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    On a Yugo, How Ironic.

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    #66

    My Favorite Bumper Sticker Of All Time

    My Favorite Bumper Sticker Of All Time

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    Joanne Hicks
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Best advice from a mother. It can be used in many situations.

    #67

    Bumper Sticker I Found Some Odd Years Back

    Bumper Sticker I Found Some Odd Years Back

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    cerinamroth
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    He narrated Graham Norton's briefly once

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    #68

    This Bumper Sticker

    This Bumper Sticker

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    Der Kommissar
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I shitt you not

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    #69

    It's Been 40 Minutes And I've Got Five Honks So Far

    It's Been 40 Minutes And I've Got Five Honks So Far

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    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Weird shadowing suggests this is photoshop. Or possibly a rigid magnetic mount sign and not a sticker.

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    #70

    A Very Solid Bumper Sticker

    A Very Solid Bumper Sticker

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    Sand Ers
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Never mind that one. How about the Secret Jewish Space Laser Corps?

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    #71

    Guess We’re Doing Stickers On Trucks We Saw Today

    Guess We’re Doing Stickers On Trucks We Saw Today

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    Gavin Johnson
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    But Judas scores the rebound.

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    #72

    Would You Put A Bumper Sticker On A Bentley?

    Would You Put A Bumper Sticker On A Bentley?

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    René Sauer
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    doesn´t help much if you put it on the side of the car...

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    #73

    I Do Not Make The Rules, Okay?

    I Do Not Make The Rules, Okay?

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    Angela C
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Real talk my old car was so rusted I literally could not wash it or it'd have basically disintegrated

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    #74

    No, Like, I'm Actually Feral

    No, Like, I'm Actually Feral

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    Sand Ers
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Either the stickers were changed, or there’s 2 white CR-Vs out there from the same dealership, with stickers in the same place.

    #75

    This Bumper Sticker

    This Bumper Sticker

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    Regina Holt
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I love the concept of that sticker.

    #76

    This Sticker

    This Sticker

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    Nosirrow
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I sometimes exclaim:'Swear words!' This kind of humour is amazing.

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    #77

    If You’re Reading This, You’re Too Close

    If You’re Reading This, You’re Too Close

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    Angela C
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    2 years ago

    This is my comment

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    #78

    Live Your Life, Homie

    Live Your Life, Homie

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    #79

    Sleep Is Important

    Sleep Is Important

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    oblong mongoose (they/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    HONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONK

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    #80

    "Let Me Merge" Bumper Sticker

    "Let Me Merge" Bumper Sticker

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    #81

    This Car Has A Bumper Sticker Of Itself Covered In Bumper Stickers

    This Car Has A Bumper Sticker Of Itself Covered In Bumper Stickers

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    Tamara Mays
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Now that's FUNNY 😅

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    #82

    My Daughter’s Power-Wheel Got It’s First Bumper Sticker

    My Daughter’s Power-Wheel Got It’s First Bumper Sticker

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    Barry Fruitman
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Honk!

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    #83

    Amazing Bumper Sticker

    Amazing Bumper Sticker

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    Aunt Shorty
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Yeah, mine, too. I feel your pain, and your rapidly dwindling bank account.

    #84

    Neighbors Have A Good Sense Of Humor

    Neighbors Have A Good Sense Of Humor

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    Wisco_MKE
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Perfection. LOL

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    #85

    This Bumper Sticker I Passed Walking In My Neighborhood

    This Bumper Sticker I Passed Walking In My Neighborhood

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    ElfVibratorGlitter
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    2 years ago

    I hope it works for kitty.

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    #86

    If You Know, You Know

    If You Know, You Know

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    Nosirrow
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    The best and the truest joke about this is that the Americans stick to their weird measurements bc of the ~aesthetics~. Miles sound more romantic than kilometres and I actually agree.

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    #87

    Sorry Not Sorry

    Sorry Not Sorry

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    Miracle Max
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    The numbers are to the left of the letters, they cropped out half of the license plate.

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    #88

    I Love This Bumper Sticker I Saw The Other Day

    I Love This Bumper Sticker I Saw The Other Day

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    Heather Atwood
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    2 years ago

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    Why would you drive if you are so anxious you need a bumper sticker....

    #89

    This Bumper Sticker About Flatulence And Despair

    This Bumper Sticker About Flatulence And Despair

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    Regina Holt
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    2 years ago

    When I fart the tears are not from sadness.

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    #90

    Best Bumper Sticker Ever

    Best Bumper Sticker Ever

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    Regina Holt
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I smile every time I see this, snd smile and nod in agreement.

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    #91

    Best Bumper Sticker I've Seen In Awhile

    Best Bumper Sticker I've Seen In Awhile

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    ZuriLovesYou
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    You know the difference between you and me, Bigfoot, it's that people have seen me.

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    #92

    Portland Has The Best Bumper Stickers

    Portland Has The Best Bumper Stickers

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    Antihaarbalsnoepje
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    🎶🎵🎶 I've come home, I'm so cold, Let me in your window 🎵🎶

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    #93

    A Bumper Sticker Has Never Resonated With Me More

    A Bumper Sticker Has Never Resonated With Me More

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    Angela C
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    It's stupid enough that kîll is censored but why is me censored?

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    #94

    This Bumper Sticker

    This Bumper Sticker

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    Megan Fair
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I need this one

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    #95

    Did A Double-Take When I Saw This Bumper Sticker At My University

    Did A Double-Take When I Saw This Bumper Sticker At My University

    nearlyHERO Report

    Roxy222uk
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Cobolst? What does that mean?

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    #96

    That Is All

    That Is All

    frogmustardstickers Report

    ZuriLovesYou
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Understandable. Have a nice day.

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    #97

    Shrimple Plan

    Shrimple Plan

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    Sand Ers
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Trans rights are human rights.

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    #98

    Best Money I Have Ever Spent

    Best Money I Have Ever Spent

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    Megan Fair
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Perfection

    #99

    I Want To Meet This Person

    I Want To Meet This Person

    reseturban Report

    Judy Reynolds
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I love the one about lowering your standards!!

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    #100

    Forever And Ever, Amen

    Forever And Ever, Amen

    richmondbumper Report

    #101

    Mallards And Other Things, Please Inquire

    Mallards And Other Things, Please Inquire

    richmondbumper Report

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    BDSM = Bats Don't See Much.

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    #102

    Which One Is Your Favorite?

    Which One Is Your Favorite?

    bejeweledstickers Report

    Sand Ers
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Teople poo

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    #103

    Pardon My Faux Paws

    Pardon My Faux Paws

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    any rei
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    🎶🎵🎶The door that finally opens, with light flooding in, spilling out on the floor🎶🎵🎶

    #104

    Which Is Your Favorite?

    Which Is Your Favorite?

    bejeweledstickers Report

    Regina Holt
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I'm only tailgating because I want a better view of that cuteness!

    #105

    The Cramps Are Real

    The Cramps Are Real

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    Farnzy
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    We the peehole?! Bahahahah

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    #106

    And We’re Willing To Fight Anyone Who Disagrees

    And We’re Willing To Fight Anyone Who Disagrees

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    Nosirrow
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I thought it was pizza.

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    #107

    This Bumper Sticker Combo I Saw This Morning Made Me Laugh

    This Bumper Sticker Combo I Saw This Morning Made Me Laugh

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    Farnzy
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Meatloaf actually taught us that good girls go to heaven, but bad girls go everywhere

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    #108

    “New Driver” Bumper Sticker

    “New Driver” Bumper Sticker

    fadibomstickers Report

    #109

    This Bumper Sticker Says The Owner Pooped Their Pants At A Public Library

    This Bumper Sticker Says The Owner Pooped Their Pants At A Public Library

    guiltyofnothing Report

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    #110

    Relatable

    Relatable

    richmondbumper Report

    TheBoredestPanda
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I feel like that too!

    #111

    Don't Try To Beep

    Don't Try To Beep

    bumper_crop Report

    Kelly Scott
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Win for the coyote!!!

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    #112

    Oops, All Fixed

    Oops, All Fixed

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    Aleksandras Tvardauskas
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    What amazes me the most that instead fixing the issue people go through the trouble of placing a sticker on it. I get that you might be too broke to fix it right away, but if you place a sticker on it, it doesn't look like you are planning to fix it anytime soon :)

    #113

    Best Bumper Sticker I've Seen

    Best Bumper Sticker I've Seen

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    ElfVibratorGlitter
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Chappell 3:16

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    #114

    A Car With Bumper Stickers

    A Car With Bumper Stickers

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    Page intentially left blank
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I think this is a duplicate. This car gets around

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    #115

    I Keep Seeing This Bumper Sticker In Oregon

    I Keep Seeing This Bumper Sticker In Oregon

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    H.J. King
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    The factory tour was short and sweet, but their store is fun.

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    #116

    Relatable

    Relatable

    danielle_blaisdell Report

    ElfVibratorGlitter
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Hail seitan. (It's gluten deliciousness imo).

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    #117

    Ignore My Dirty Car... But Honestly, I Think It’s Fitting

    Ignore My Dirty Car... But Honestly, I Think It’s Fitting

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    ZuriLovesYou
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Ah, a fellow swiftie. 👋🏾

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    #118

    Would You Believe That We Had The Art For Big Natural Kitties For Months And Completely Forgot To Print It? Then It Turned Into One Of The Best Sellers At The Craft Spectacular Market

    Would You Believe That We Had The Art For Big Natural Kitties For Months And Completely Forgot To Print It? Then It Turned Into One Of The Best Sellers At The Craft Spectacular Market

    ctkrstudio Report

    Judy Reynolds
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I agree!

    #119

    Now I Want A Subaru

    Now I Want A Subaru

    habib.crafts Report

    #120

    "Boy Mom"

    "Boy Mom"

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    cerinamroth
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I always think this when a man says "Grow a pair" and I'm thinking "I already did, then pushed them and the child they were attached to out of my hoo-ha". Beat that!

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    #121

    Check Out The Early Valentine’s Day Present My Boyfriend Got Me

    Check Out The Early Valentine’s Day Present My Boyfriend Got Me

    h0t-wife Report

    Cpt. Christan "Panda Bombero"
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    ?

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    #122

    This Motivational Bumper Sticker About Grilled Cheese

    This Motivational Bumper Sticker About Grilled Cheese

    bigcat5591 Report

    Der Kommissar
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Visualize whirled peas

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    #123

    Me Too

    Me Too

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    FoxEcoLimaIndiaCharlieIndiAlfa
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago

    🎶 I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, dee da Lee dee da Lee, there they are standing in a row, bump, bump,bump, big ones, small ones, some are in between...🎶

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    #124

    Classic

    Classic

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    #125

    They’ll Never Go Out Of Style

    They’ll Never Go Out Of Style

    habib.crafts Report

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    #126

    The Car In Front Of Me Had A Carl Wheezer Yu-Gi-Oh Bumper Sticker

    The Car In Front Of Me Had A Carl Wheezer Yu-Gi-Oh Bumper Sticker

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    #127

    My Dad Works In Dorchester And Sends Me The Best Pictures. Example A: This Bumper Sticker

    My Dad Works In Dorchester And Sends Me The Best Pictures. Example A: This Bumper Sticker

    mikpie_ Report

    FoxEcoLimaIndiaCharlieIndiAlfa
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago

    I'm assuming Dorchester, MA, which is a section of Boston and this bumper sticker is very fitting.

    #128

    How Many Apple Stickers This Car Has?

    How Many Apple Stickers This Car Has?

    lostplanetari Report

    Sand Ers
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    That rogue has shot down a lot of MacBooks.

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    #129

    When People Don't Respect Your Bumper Sticker

    When People Don't Respect Your Bumper Sticker

    howradstudios Report

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    #130

    This Is The One

    This Is The One

    fadibomstickers Report

    ZuriLovesYou
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Me too, mate.

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    #131

    These Bumper Stickers

    These Bumper Stickers

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    Der Kommissar
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    She probably hates Hoover and Harding too

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    #132

    If You Don't Back Off, I'm Launching This Soup Explosion Right At Your Windshield

    If You Don't Back Off, I'm Launching This Soup Explosion Right At Your Windshield

    frogmustardstickers2 Report

    Judy Reynolds
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    That license plate is toadly cool!

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    #133

    This Person's Bumper Sticker

    This Person's Bumper Sticker

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    Sand Ers
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Overcompensate much?

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    #134

    This One Is For Children Of Divorce

    This One Is For Children Of Divorce

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    Nosirrow
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited)

    Reminds me of a guy who told a therapist his parents got a divorce and she said, 'your parents got you a horse'.

    #135

    It Was Edward's Turn For A Sticker

    It Was Edward's Turn For A Sticker

    habib.crafts Report