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First name = the Name of your first pet.

Middle name = adjective that describes you.

Last name = the job your parents or grandparents had.

 

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Mr Mistoffelees Batty Accountant....

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    Cooter crazy mailman…… I have no words

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    Kat Unst
    Kat Unst
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cooter the Crazy Mailman? Can I steal your name?? :) I love it

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    Madelyn Jeffords
    Madelyn Jeffords
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine would be snowflake squeaky socially awkward stay at home mom

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    #3

    Fidget, the artistic waitress

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    #4

    Domino, the Happy Go-Lucky Computer Engineer

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    #5

    Lilli, the bubbly soda jerker

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    ALEXIS CISNEROS
    ALEXIS CISNEROS
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    im sorry, maybe its my filthy brain but that doesn't sound quite right...

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    #6

    Shade Nerdy Mortician... 😳

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    #7

    Jax the Smart Roofer.

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    #8

    Nemo, the friendly interior designer

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    #9

    Layla the sarcastic actor

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    #10

    Athena the Creative Music Teacher

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    #11

    Delta 5 Cringe Pilot wonderful name

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    #12

    Riley short entrepreneur

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    #13

    Sammy analytical lumberjack Had to go back to grampa. Sammy analytical Engineer sounds like a perky software developer.

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    #14

    hm augest de sun juniper

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    #15

    Nothing anxious teacher Huh. It would probably be better if I actually had a pet.

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    #16

    Rocky Shy Geothermal Engineer

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    #17

    Rexx Smart Carpenter

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    #18

    Shadow the friendly caretaker

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    #19

    Pipsi, the Silly Farmer

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    #20

    Baby Blue Butler

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    #21

    It would be "Ramesses Ugly Mason" and I don't like it.

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    Kat Unst
    Kat Unst
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Want to change with me? I'm Pipsi the Silly Farmer :)

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    Betty Herstad
    Betty Herstad
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or you could exchange with me and be Benjamin Froglin Anxious College Dean...it's a mouthful.

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