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Autocorrect can be helpful but sometimes, it goes a little nuts... What's your experience?
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#1
So I was texting my friends about how the new Superman movie looks great, especially the trailer, and I'm over here just screaming for more. Well, the autocorrect changed it to Créámíng. Yeah. I'm putting the accents there just in case.
Final score:
10points
Daniel Alexander (Submission author) 10 months ago
My friends didn't believe me when I said it was accidental, and honestly, because of my sense of humor, I don't blame them at all.
Andrew Bome 10 months ago
I once in a text to my girlfriend in the morning, I meant to say "I woke up late"; somehow that autocorrected to "I woke up kate".. Hilarity ensued when she texted back about an hour later "Who's Kate". Fortunately, we are both reasonable people and we quickly discovered my mistake. She has taken to calling my bicycle "Kate" because only my bike makes her jealous.
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#2
I picked up some Chinese food after work and texted my boyfriend, who loves duck sauce "I'm on my way home now and don't worry, I got extra f**k sauce for you." We still call it f**k sauce instead of duck sauce to this day.
Final score:
9points
Bored Sailor 10 months ago
You definitely must. I am a sailor and even my phone does not auto correct to that...haha
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#3
Last night, my mom was looking up Sam Smith (they are a famous non-binary singer) and typed their name in the search bar.
Sam Smith. But the autocorrect turned it into DAMN SMOOTH.
I think all my organs ruptured from laughing so hard.
Final score:
7points
Serial Kitten (He/They/She) (Submission author) 10 months ago
That's what I told my brother (we'd already come up with a made-up rapper called Lil Thug Cheese)
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i tried to call my boyfriend a good boy, but autocorrect decided to call him a good girl
Final score:
5points
#5
I was texting my grandma and I tried to say 'a lot' but it corrected to 'a snot'. she was cracking up and I was just sitting there questioning my life choices
Final score:
5points
#6
Not mine, but one of the funniest of all time - "My wife texted me a selfie in a new dress and asked 'Does this dress make my butt look big?' I texted back 'Nooo!' My phone autocorrected my response to 'Mooo!' Please send help." *There* is a dead man walking.
Final score:
5points
#7
I accidentally texted my very gay IT guy that my new bra was very comfy.
Final score:
4points
Apatheist Account2 10 months ago
Explanation: this Panda hasn't read the title properly and texted the wrong person.
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Not mine. My brother. "Sorry I didn't pick up your call. It was too moist". It was actually too noisy. I just texted back a question mark and :)
Final score:
3points
Serial Kitten (He/They/She) 10 months ago
Better use a different moisturizer on your calls, eh
#9
Not me but my old boss Martina (who was, to be fair, a complete nut job).
Best wishes,
Martian
Final score:
2points
cerinamroth (Submission author) 10 months ago
Actually, this happened fairly frequently. Once she surpassed herself and wrote "Retards, Martian".
#10
it decided to rename dingo to another word (yeah you can tell) when I was doing a essay.at sch
Final score:
2points
Sir Richard Fiddler The LXIXth (Submission author) 10 months ago
Dingo to dildo. At a school report in primary school. For some reason it had to be under a specific amount of letters
#11
" Dave, I can be a singer I I tried" To " Dave, I can be sigma if I tried" Idk why
Final score:
1point
#12
when I tried to type "I'm hungry" and my phone put down "I'm hórny". cue a bunch of screaming and laughing in the chat lol
Final score:
0points
#13
So I wrote some stuff on BP and the "autocorrect" converted that into **** instead of **** because ***** is regarded **** for sponsors and thus we get this **** **** censorship. Oh, wait, funniest? Yeah, no fun about that, just ridiculous and annoying.
Final score:
0points
Andrew Keir 10 months ago
I think I understand why BP tries to censor the rude words but even pre-teens know them and mentally substitute them right back in again
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Apatheist Account2 10 months ago
I tend to read things before I send them. I very rarely need to send something in 2 seconds instead of 10.
Toasted Applesauce 7 months ago
I woke my family up laughing at my boyfriend texting me about his NHL bracket. "I have Tampa going to the finals" became "i have tampons going to the finals" and I couldn't even open the text for a few minutes because i was laughing at the notification
Apatheist Account2 10 months ago
I tend to read things before I send them. I very rarely need to send something in 2 seconds instead of 10.
Toasted Applesauce 7 months ago
I woke my family up laughing at my boyfriend texting me about his NHL bracket. "I have Tampa going to the finals" became "i have tampons going to the finals" and I couldn't even open the text for a few minutes because i was laughing at the notification
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