Any pick-up line you’ve used or heard that’s bad.

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Hey baby, on a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?

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Tiramisu
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

to quote Stardust’s response “North Korea”

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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Americans will use anything but the metric system.

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    #2

    ive got 206 bones in my body.. but 207 when i see you.. 😏 ITS SO BAD LMAO

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    #3

    Did you fart? Because you just blew me away.

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my god. This one is so hilarious.

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    #4

    I heard you’re looking for a stud. Well, I have the STD and all I need is U. I found it hilarious, the person who said it to me was a great guy, it was obviously a joke.

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    #5

    Can I be existence? Because I want to be yours 😏

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    #6

    How many kids do you have?

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