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Hey Pandas, What’s The Worst Pick-Up Line You’ve Ever Heard? (Closed)

Any pick-up line you’ve used or heard that’s bad.

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#1

Hey baby, on a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?

Final score:

3points

Tiramisu 7 months ago

to quote Stardust’s response “North Korea”

3points

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#2

ive got 206 bones in my body.. but 207 when i see you.. 😏

ITS SO BAD LMAO

Final score:

3points

THE REAL RAINBOW DASH

#3

Did you fart? Because you just blew me away.

Final score:

2points

KittyKat 7 months ago

Oh my god. This one is so hilarious.

2points

#4

I heard you’re looking for a stud. Well, I have the STD and all I need is U.

I found it hilarious, the person who said it to me was a great guy, it was obviously a joke.

Final score:

2points

Great And Holy Pangolin

#5

Can I be existence? Because I want to be yours 😏

Final score:

1point

#6

How many kids do you have?

Final score:

0points

Nancy Fase Guernon

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Hi there! I'm Gabrielė, but you can also catch me responding to Gab, Gabi, Gabert, or Gabe – take your pick. Professionally, I'm the senior community manager over at Bored Panda, helping people share their awesome work and connecting artists with a worldwide audience. Beyond work, you'll catch me traveling, listening to vinyl and diving into movies, art exhibitions, and concerts. I'm a culture buff at heart, always eager to explore and embrace the richness of the human experience.

Hi there! I'm Gabrielė, but you can also catch me responding to Gab, Gabi, Gabert, or Gabe – take your pick. Professionally, I'm the senior community manager over at Bored Panda, helping people share their awesome work and connecting artists with a worldwide audience. Beyond work, you'll catch me traveling, listening to vinyl and diving into movies, art exhibitions, and concerts. I'm a culture buff at heart, always eager to explore and embrace the richness of the human experience.

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