Hey Pandas, What’s The Weirdest Thing You Overheard In A Conversation Without Context? (Closed)
Share your weirdest piece of conversation that you overheard.
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“HEY MORTAL, THINK YOURE SO COOL WITH YOUR TAYLOR SWIFT SHIRT? WELL MY DAD OWNS ROBLOX!”
- overheard in Walmart, by a child .
Mine was "but don't let Paris do you, it's too big"
Heard in a next door apartment with paper-thin walls:
Person: DAD DON’T TOUCH THAT - THAT’S YOUR POOP!!! NOOO… DON’T PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH!!!
a coupla seconds later… “OHMYGAWD DADDDDDDD?!!!!”
We all know what happened. 😂😂😂
YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS GOT F*****G WATER IN MY HAIR - said my angry woman to scared man. it was at a waterpark
"I'd totally identify as a helicopter today."
My own grandfather. I have no idea whether or not he was trying to keep up with the slang or if he's just losing his mind.
I decided not to question it.
Maybe he was trying to reference the im a helicopter meme? 😅😅
(Years ago in elementary school, a group of kids playing superheroes) "YOU CAN'T DEFEAT ME, TACO QUEEN! I AM KENTUCKY FRIED CHRISTENE!!!! YOU WILL FALL TO MY SPICES HAAAAAAAAAA!!!" A lot of running ensued. I was the quiet kid in elementary school so I just backed away as slowly as possible. Shame, We probably could've been weirdo friends together.
Well, this wasn't technically overheard by me but I certaintly feel bad for the people who did overhear it.
My friend was talking to me and I poked her with a pen and chuckled and said " Stabby stabby has I" and she grabbed the pen outta my hand and yelled, " Stop calling it a STABBY!!!!" at the top of her lungs.
One that I personally overheard was this girl in my choir class saying in a mickey mouse voice, " Mickey will rock your sh*t! F*ck around and find out!"
"'Mickey will rock your sh*t! F*ck around and find out!'" is HILARIOUS OMG
“Oh my gosh, you are Nemo for sure”
'Is the guy standing behind us a criminal, should we call police?'
For sometime there was complete silence
I was the guy standing behind them.
