Hey, it's me, the one you all know and love, auggie ;)

I got super bored and decided to post something, so here it is.

did I think this through writing the title? no. do I care? no. give me some great stories, pandas!

#1

My brother once licked a toilet seat for literally no reason. I'm appalled. :(

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#2

My brother ran around the house yelling "Jay-sus" and then hacked at my sister's bedroom wall with a claw hammer.

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#3

One of my buddies game a pricy, leather NFL jacket. Then added, “you know, the stores never notice an older, white guy walking out with their stuff.” I mean, really?!?

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