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Do you have tea that your family can’t know? Maybe you lied about something and had to continue the lie. Maybe you lied on your resume about your education. Let us know down below your biggest secret or lie.
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#1
I'll never tell
Final score:
20points
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#2
The first rule of keeping a secret is to never let anyone know that a secret even *exists*. I have no secrets to reveal to anyone. *Especially* online.
Final score:
11points
ninjaTrashPandaBoom 1 year ago
"I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you..." Yeah, let's tell secrets that we never plan on telling anyone on a public social media site. That's how to keep a secret, secret /s
#3
Throwaway account for obvious reasons. I'm a hebephile/ephebophile. I have never acted on that in my 57 years of life, and i never plan to. Because of how my preference works, the risk of me even having a chance to act on it are miniscule. Add the conscious decision not to act and some good, healthy "coping mechanisms" (e.g. talking with a therapist). I have a stable life, a job where i do not have contact with underage people, and 3 dogs to keep me busy. Don't become a perp!
Final score:
7points
Hmmm hmmmm 1 year ago
Sorry does anyone know what this is ? Yes I could Google it but not knowing what it is I don't particularly want it on my search history in case it's really bad. Thanks
Luke Branwen 1 year ago
It's an attraction to slightly older children / tweens.
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Red PANda (she/they) 1 year ago
I’ve seen research showing that pedos actually can’t control who they are attracted to, like any sexuality. They can’t just stop. When I get a bit older, I want to help research ways to help them live peacefully in society and with society, as it seems there’s not a lot of research into this topic…maybe medications to lower sex drive would help?
Pheline 1 year ago
OP said they are. Get reading instruction. Your comprehension seems low. It's dangerous and lives can be ruined (with, for example, belief in paranoid conspiracy theories).
Load More Replies... Dainty72 1 year ago
Wow! Shocked at what I read when I looked those words! And even more shocked that it's a 57 year old sharing this.
kelsischloe1986 1 year ago
I mean the aricle was very specific. Share something you would never tell anybody. I believe that statement is an oxymoron. "To share something you would never tell anybody."
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Mine is the fact that i am part of the LGBTQ+ community. So im coming out of the closet to you lot on the ✨interwebs✨ as pansexual and genderfluid. I am now comfortable in my own skin so anyone wanna badmouth me for being who i am? Just try me b!tches
Final score:
7points
Red PANda (she/they) 1 year ago
Yoooo I’m pan and genderfluid as well! We’re like super gay since we love all genders and are all genders lol. Glad you’re comfortable with who you are :) if you’re new to the community, need any advice, or have questions, feel free to ask
#6
One time, at band camp...
Final score:
5points
#7
No great secret - people suck, dogs rule.
Final score:
5points
#8
As a teen watched The Excorcist and thought it would be cool to speak in tongues. I offered my soul in order to do that. Still cant speak in tongues but worry that i am damned.
Final score:
4points
badmotorfinger 1 year ago
No worries. Souls are on sale this week at Walmart. Buy one get one 50% off.
Luis Hernandez Dauajare 1 year ago
As a formerly religious person and if you believe, get a confession. Otherwise, I am pretty confident you are on the clear.
Jesha 1 year ago
Organized religion can be terrible, but confession is a pretty good sacrament if you're blessed with a wise priest who cares about helping you get past things.
Load More Replies... Red PANda (she/they) 1 year ago
If you can’t speak in tongues, maybe your soul is still there and the devil didn’t take it? Idk if you have a lot of anxiety about it, praying and strengthening your relationship with God can help quite a lot. He will forgive you if you truly regret what you did. Religion can be a great coping mechanism for anxiety. If that’s not your thing, therapy can help also.
#9
Most of my life really, like, why would I tell Mainly anything that goes wrong daily, I don't want to make it worse 1-Being abused by father since birth 2-Having been ràped (three times I remember) like by a firefighter on his jogging stroll who arrested me for no reason 3-(related to one and two) Having had a son from having been ràped at the hospital the firefighter took me to (secret because I don't want the poor kid to also be abused by my father) 4-Having pain in my chest; because doctors just don't listen, and I don't want to end up in the hospital again .....
Final score:
4points
Swan (Submission author) 1 year ago
HE assaulted me, then called an ambulance for me saying "this teenage girl is clearly wounded" then assaulted me again in the ambulance then held me at the hospital then left.
Load More Replies... J Coover 1 year ago
I've found that doctors listen more carefully if you ask questions until you're satisfied. Questions like: "Why are you doing that? Explain it to me." or "Exactly what did you mean by ***(insert whatever they just said)***? or "What's the next step in getting me back to healthy?" And just keep asking questions until you have their attention and you understand (1) what's going on with you; and (2) what's next. If you don't get the information you want, report them to the clinic or hospital. Still no results? Report them to the medical board in your state. I wish you the best of outcomes.
Pheline 1 year ago
Insist that you’re listened to wrt your health. I wish I have suggestions for how to be heard. I have never had that problem but I don't know if I've been lucky or what. Hospitals aren't the worst place to be and not every issue leads to hospitalization. I've been in too many and I recognize I feel most comfortable in a large research hospital or my small, local community hospita. If I ever need one again I’ll do what I can to be comfortable. I had several rounds of in-patient chemo at a nearby hospital that a lot of physicians fled to because they didn't want to practice in an academic setting. Ironically, I hated that hospital and loathed the way they managed patient care. My father was a POS and it took me a long time to be able to speak about it. EMDR helped tremendously.
#10
I have been to the Vatican Archives, and while I was there I found out something...troubling. Yes. It is all true. Let me explain: I was made to swear secrecy, and told that He would strike me down if I ever said a word. However, the secret has been eating me inside. My soul will consume, I know, but the world needs to know. The truth is [this post has been deleted]
Final score:
4points
Patricia Smith 1 year ago
There is 2000 YEARS of history in the Vatican! 2000 YEARS! Do we get that? Think about it! I'd be shocked if there WEREN'T tons of "troubling " secrets in the Vatican archives. We can't read history with a 21st century mindset! Come on! Read some history, folks. I'm soo tired of conspiracy theories!
ninjaTrashPandaBoom 1 year ago
Not cool Luis, we need to know now! It's just your soul. /joking
#11
Um aren't I supposed to not tell anyone?
Final score:
3points
#12
I work for the Aliens.
Final score:
3points
#13
CONQUER THE WORLD!!! MOUAHAHA! (with my cat, he's the leader in fact)
Final score:
2points
ninjaTrashPandaBoom 1 year ago
My orange derp cat asked me to pass along a message to the future feline overlord, but he forgot the message, it's not his turn with the brain cell...
Pheline 1 year ago
Why do people make fun of orange boys? I grew up with one, had a very close relationship with another (who was polydactyl), and then had a red-point Siamese. I'm looking for my next kittens and after rescuing 2 declawed adult females I plan to adopt kittens of my specific choice. [declawing is a misnomer and its no surprise they had behavioral problems and multiple surrenders before they came to me.]
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When I was 11, I accidentally stumbled upon my brother's video p*rn collection, but I never told anyone because it was my fault for snooping around my brother's iPad. Fast forward to 7 or 8 months, he got caught by my parents and there was a lot of yelling. They thought he stopped, but nope. Sometime after a year, I saw the same stuff on the laptop. This laptop was from my father's work but it was always at home. He never used it, and because of that mostly my brother and I used it. Just after the pandemic, when schools reopened, everything on the laptop was being cleared as it now had to be returned to my father's workplace. I opened a web browser called 'internet' (not sure what it was, I forgot) and saw a tab with you-know-what on pause. I hated myself for about 2 years because I had seen that thing. I'm almost fine now though, but I don't think I'll ever stop wishing I hadn't poked my nose into unnecessary business or used that laptop. Now another consequence of all that is whenever my brother j**ks off, I would understand what he was doing. I wouldn't come even 6 feet near his bed, never shared the bathroom or even toothpaste anymore and absolutely didn't trust him. And I still don't. I could go on and on about this. 'Curiosity Killed The Cat' folks, don't be like me.
Final score:
2points
Onyx Delson (Submission author) 1 year ago
Is it just me or isn't BP's censoring not working? I would have done it myself
Do-nut touch da donut 1 year ago (edited)
Huh, thats weird.... ive seen bp censor the word păwn, im suprised they havent done anythin yet lol
Load More Replies... #15
That's for me to know and no one else to know (even though no one would believe me) ;)
Final score:
2points
Michael P (Perthaussieguy) (Submission author) 1 year ago
It was, at the time ;)
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#17
Where the bodies are hidden
Final score:
2points
#18
I'm really a cat.
Final score:
2points
#19
are you kidding me? why would i confess my deepest secret to anyone - especially like this - and hope to heavens no one will figure it out it was me. nope. pass. while i feel that my 'sins' have been few as i try to live a good life i am not innocent of all. and depending on what comes after i shake this 'mortal coil' i will keep such things close to vest until then. my only hope is that if i pass into some kind of nirvana that all my dogs are waiting for me.
Final score:
0points
ninjaTrashPandaBoom 1 year ago (edited)
Heaven would not be heaven (nirvana, paradise, etc.) without all my dogs, cats, and other pets from my life waiting for me.
#20
Dang. I would like to partake. But I'm pretty sure in my heck raising days, I've rattled off everything to somebody wide eyed and sweating at sunrise, or blacked out and mumbling at sundown.
Final score:
0points
Hi (Submission author) 1 year ago
Darn thought of one. When I was a kid my mom made what we wanted for lunch on our birthday every year. I always wanted grilled BBQ chicken. She always burnt it and I ate it and smiled because she thought of me on my birthday. She's not a good cook. That should've died with me. Now it's out. Love ya ma.
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Ur_Fav_Lazy_Panda🫶 (Post author) 1 year ago
Yeah lol I just now thought abt it but ig I mean smth you’ve never told anyone *until now*
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Ali H M Salehuddin 1 year ago
Bored Panda is not anonymous. With a bit of effort, basically anyone can track who the poster is. If you want to keep your secret remains a secret, avoid the temptation.
Ur_Fav_Lazy_Panda🫶 (Post author) 1 year ago
Yeah lol I just now thought abt it but ig I mean smth you’ve never told anyone *until now*
Load More Replies... Ali H M Salehuddin 1 year ago
Bored Panda is not anonymous. With a bit of effort, basically anyone can track who the poster is. If you want to keep your secret remains a secret, avoid the temptation.
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