So I came across this article and most of the facts about Europe are false. Especially, this one about The Netherlands is so weird: "In Sweden and the Netherlands, there are no curtains on the windows."

Huh? Who comes up with these "facts"?

#1

Germany: There was a warning that people might run around naked here. Yes, we do have areas where being naked is allowed, and I think we're also a bit more easygoing about it - but it's not like people run around in the streets being naked.

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ohjojo
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's it. Cancel my flight

jpaul
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

love Germany. wish we were so cool about nudity here in France

Cecily Holland
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3 years ago

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Never forget that fat naked guy chasing the boar that swiped his laptop 🤣

Denise Melek
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He was very brave! A boar can really f**k you up, naked or not :D

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    #2

    Guess my country. We have an enormous population of highly gullible people.

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    Tiny Dynamine
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From seeing that awful leaders get elected frequently, I've concluded that the majority of people are actually stupid. Brazil, UK, USA, Hungary, Poland, etc.

    j miller
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Almost any big country....

    DragonflyGreen
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    3 years ago

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    Damn. America. Sadly true.

    #3

    that the french love making revolution. most of the french are against revolution. as we are aware it leads to dictatorship

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    Ryan Deschanel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We were even against the 1789 one. Long live the king.

    Cecily Holland
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Y’all go out on strike when someone looks at you the wrong way

    Oopsydaisy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of the many reasons why it's a far superior country to the US

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    #4

    America: In Alabama, its illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church… its also illegal to have an ice-cream cone in your back pocket in Kentucky.

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    Cadena Norton
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's also a state where it's illegal to cross state lines with a duck on your head. Can't remember which one though

    Gabrielle B. Marcelo
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    3 years ago

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    GPZ
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They can legislate for this BS but controlling guns/gun violence or corporate/political/police corruption. Guess they want to be able they did something while in office.

    Harry pottsh
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's also illegal to put an orange In the bathtub in California

    ur mom
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    3 years ago

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    Cecily Holland
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something about luring horses from memory

    #5

    This isn’t the whole US, just Connecticut, but pickles must bounce. Yes, you read that right, pickles must bounce because 2 guys were selling pickles that didn’t bounce and were “unfit for human consumption.” This was back in 1948 btw.

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    Did you hear that?
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is serious. Have you ever had a pickle that didn't bounce?

    MetaMaxNL
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i gonna try that one for sure hahaha

    #6

    That our official flag ratio is 13:15, almost but not quite square… You know who else uses a 13:15 flag ratio? NOBODY!

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    Marilyn leger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    only Belgium!! (OK, I cheated, I looked it up)

    #7

    According to law "it is illegal to harass ,annoy ,or otherwise bother Bigfoot"

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    #8

    Mine is that An Australian man once tried to sell New Zealand on eBay wtf

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    #9

    That we only drink tea, and are obsessed with the Royal Family.

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    #10

    There are around 5,000 commercial airplanes flying over the my country at any given time

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    #11

    Nigeria drinks more Guinness by percentage than we do.

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    #12

    In 1659, the then Massachusetts Bay Colony made any practice that was Christmas-like was illegal, for punishments ranging from a 5-shilling fine to 30-shilling fine.

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    DragonflyGreen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn Puritans. Sadly, I am a direct descendent of said Puritans.

    HarriMissesScotland
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too and I have doing as many non-Puritanical things as possible.

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    #13

    UK Unfortunately for ladies, an obscure nineteenth-century English law made it illegal for woman to eat chocolate after getting on a bus.

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    ur mom
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so, no more chocolate for the ladies after their first bus ride?

    Atomic Annie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What!!!! Forget me coming back to visit... lol

    #14

    In England it is a criminal offence to stick a postage stamp to an envelope upside down.

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    Who the What
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶 Guess who's going to jail🎶

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    #15

    One in eight people in the United States has been employed by McDonald's.

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    Ein Steinbeck
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was going to make a joke about our public education system, but they're actually right. "In eight" is a (broken) modifier, and not a part of the subject.

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    #16

    We had to rename our Fairy Penguins to Little Penguins because people thought fairy was a homophobic slur. Even though it referred to fairies, the supernatural creature.

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    MetaMaxNL
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well i also thought the "fairy part" took me a few seconds to proces hahaha

    #17

    Some ignorant American people say we always surrender... Actually, my country has the most prestigious and impressive military history of... Well... History.

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    Cath Rowe
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that possibly France ?

    onivdsrapowijap
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any Polandball fan will immediately know it's France whenever they see the word "surrender". France actually has more military victories than any other country, though.

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    James Sherman
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously! A substantial portion of the American population is willfully ignorant.

    Marilyn leger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And we used to seek and take pride in education

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    RifleReptiles
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dear Tee Witt, I do believe you are a part of the ignorant people that you claim do not exist....

    Cecily Holland
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    3 years ago (edited)

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    And throw tantrums when you stuff up a Multi billion dollar submarine contract when Australia uses contract clauses legally to find a better deal. Then threaten to murder and assault innocent Australians in your country.

    Tee Witt
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    3 years ago

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    America has NO ignorant people, be told

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    #18

    Poland: We all have square heads. (I do lmao) Everything, and I mean everything is potato You don’t have a chicken?

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    onivdsrapowijap
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And your country is represented by a circle with the upside down Polish flag with eyes :)

    Tiny Dynamine
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can tell when a woman is Slavic from the round faces that are common, but if they have pale skin, I know they're Polish! :D

    Cecily Holland
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You obviously haven’t talked to the Irish then

    #19

    We had vampires...

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    #20

    Dora la exploradora is apparently from my country ... hint: she's from the south

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    #21

    I just found out that in my country(Portugal) there's NO RUNNING WATER. I was shocked. How did i not notice that!!

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    MetaMaxNL
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hahahahhaha yes i've seen that post / comments too. hilarious

    #22

    In Fredonia NY it's illegal for women to wear a red dress in the park on Sundays

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    Catarina
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At midnight on saturday if you're in the Park you become Cinderella😁

    #23

    I'll let you guess - we have edible zeppelins.

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    #24

    That Australia is a dystopian country where we are all locked up 24/7. ROTFFL.

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    GPZ
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, that's a furphy, but the wildlife here will kill you any chance it gets

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    #25

    I read and I don't know if it is true,but I read in South Carolina it is unlawful to get a tattoo on the head, face or neck

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