I can eat half a head of lettuce like an apple!

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Best palindrome: go hang a salami, I’m a lasagna hog

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    #2

    I have vitiligo and poliosis. I’ve mentioned it before, but I’m sure people have forgotten. Poliosis is when a strand of your hair grows white despite age, vitiligo is splotches of skin without pigmentation.

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    #3

    That my imaginary friend as a kid is still alive. I told my siblings he was dead so they would stop teasing me, but it was just a ploy to get poor Roy out of the spotlight. We still go play on the moon sometimes and ride on his dragon and he still wears silver boots.

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