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I don't mean catchy, I mean the words that stuck with you.
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#1
"Imagine his suprise, When he opens his eyes, And I drive a lawnmower, Over his thighs...." "Welcome to the cheap seats" by the wonderstuff..... Funniest lines ever!!
Final score:
7points
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#2
Mine are the lyrics from the song "Rät" (about Elon Musk") "You promised you'd be Tesla, but you're just another Edison Because Tesla broke a patent, all you ever broke were hearts I can't believe you tore humanity apart With the very same machines that could've been our brand new start
Final score:
4points
#3
I'm so sick of this fake love! I don't think I need to explain
Final score:
4points
#4
It's not what you got It's what you give. It ain't the life you choose It's the life you live. Tesla Love this song so much I went to the 10th annual Bikefest in OCMD and got VIP tickets...front and center... to see Tesla perform it live.
Final score:
4points
#5
Life in the Pain by SafetySuit And what you don't know, it won't hurt you And what you don't know will save you from some pain But if I could choose I'd let it hurt you 'Cause there's something bout life in the pain Honestly this entire song hits hard. It actually made me sit and think about the hard times in life, in my life, and realize how they helped me feel alive in the good times. That's just the chorus but the entire song... It hits hard and it hits true.
Final score:
3points
#6
I'm strong on the surface Not all the way through I've never been perfect But neither have you
Final score:
3points
#7
These lines in the song Seventeen from Heathers the Musical *clears throat* Yeah, we're damaged Badly damaged But your love's too good to lose Hold me tighter Even closer I'll stay if I'm what you choose
Final score:
3points
#8
And you can tell everybody, this is your song. It may be quite simple but, now that it's done, I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind that I put down in words... How wonderful life is while you're in the world. -your song by Elton John.
Final score:
3points
#9
Buying bread from a man in Brussels He was six-foot-four and full of muscle I said, "Do you speak-a my language?" He just smiled and gave me a Vegemite sandwich And he said""I come from a land down under Where beer does flow and men chunder Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? You better run, you better take cover, yeah"
Final score:
3points
#10
Dinner Party, by A World Without Sundays This is the night of the dinner party And everyone has come to share Oh, your guilt and fear And everyone is entertained Without a thought to what remains When the evening is done But what a lovely dinner party With everyone devouring You from limb to limb And even though you're almost gone Still you insist that there's enough of you to go around My girl I know your only hope is everyone that's here tonight is full But don't you know that once they taste you all these people want from you is more And either way the party ends and everyone goes home And now you're standing here alone I know you want to give enough To maybe fill yourself I know you're trying to make it right But while you're saving all our lives Don't you know Don't you know that you're killing yourself Don't you know Don't you know that you're killing yourself This song hits something deep within my soul.
Final score:
2points
#11
Here's to my girls Standing up for what they're worth Yeah, you know who run the world I am ready to be heard No man can demand my body, my spirit, my love And for the boys Who don't care who they destroy Told us "no" was not a choice You cannot silence our voice No man can demand our bodies, our spirits, our love Oh-oh, we've had enough
Final score:
2points
#12
" to accept and let go, Harder than you'll ever know, Watching as everything changed, Nothing will ever be the same... I see your pain, Hush now, don't wane, For you are not mistaken, All the wonder, Happens to be, Just what we were, Sent here to feel...." "Mono no aware" by Sylvaine....
Final score:
2points
#13
She was a fast machine, she kept her motor clean; She was the best damn woman that I ever seen; She had the sightless eyes, telling me no lies; Knocking me out with those American thighs; Taking more than her share, had me fighting for air; She told me to come, but I was already there; 'Cause the walls start shaking, the Earth was quaking; My mind was aching and we were making it; And you shook me all night long; Yeah, you shook me all night long;
Final score:
1point
#14
There are many but here are my favourites. 'When I'm f***ed up that's the real me' - Hills by Weeknd. 'Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh You decide, if you're ever gonna let me know, yeah Suicide, if you ever try to let go, uh I'm sad I know, yeah, I'm sad I know, yeah' - Sad! by xxxtentacion 'All the lonely people Where do they all come from? All the lonely people Where do they all belong?' -Eleanor Rigby by Beatles
Final score:
1point
#15
" Im the one I should love, in this world" - Epiphany, BTS, Solo by JIN
Final score:
0points
#16
“So take the photographs and still frames in your mind Hang it on a shelf in good health and good time Tattoos of memories, and dead skin on trial For what it's worth, it was worth all the while” Good Riddance, Green Day
Final score:
0points
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Mantis_Shrimp🦐_123 2 years ago (edited)
Boys get to fight; but we have to share! Here's the way that that turns out, we always understand, how to slap someone down, with our underhand! -From Means Girls (the Broadway musical)
Mantis_Shrimp🦐_123 2 years ago (edited)
Boys get to fight; but we have to share! Here's the way that that turns out, we always understand, how to slap someone down, with our underhand! -From Means Girls (the Broadway musical)
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