Get Premium
Dark mode theme is available exclusively for premium users. Learn more about the benefits of subscribing.
No fees, cancel anytime.
Dark Mode 
No fees, cancel anytime 
then open in external browser
and click "Open in External Browser" 
What is the best dad joke you know?
This post may include affiliate links.
#1
I was hospitalized in a game of peekaboo, they put me in the ICU.
Final score:
2points
RELATED:
#2
Told every year you my father, now deceased. I wish I could hear him say it again. What do Christmas and the beach have in common? They both have sandy claws (Santa Claus)
Final score:
1point
#3
Why are doctors so sad all the time? Because they got from disappointment to this appointment to disappointment…
Final score:
0points
You May Like 40 Hilarious Quotes From The Most Famous People 125 Funny Phrases To Stun Even The Most Expressful Friend 100 Dad Jokes That Are Both Funny To Tell and Corny To Hear
Saimonas Lukošius
Saimonas Lukošius
Beatričė Varnaitė
Related on Bored Panda
