What is the best dad joke you know?

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I was hospitalized in a game of peekaboo, they put me in the ICU.

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    Told every year you my father, now deceased. I wish I could hear him say it again. What do Christmas and the beach have in common? They both have sandy claws (Santa Claus)

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    Why are doctors so sad all the time? Because they got from disappointment to this appointment to disappointment…

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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol! *adds to personal repertoire*

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