What is the best dad joke you know?
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#1
I was hospitalized in a game of peekaboo, they put me in the ICU.
Final score:
2points
#2
Told every year you my father, now deceased. I wish I could hear him say it again.
What do Christmas and the beach have in common?
They both have sandy claws (Santa Claus)
Final score:
1point
#3
Why are doctors so sad all the time?
Because they got from disappointment to this appointment to disappointment…
Final score:
0points
