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#1
The backseat of my car looks like a cookie got into battle with a bag of Doritos and they both lost.
Final score:
26points
Trisha Howson 3 years ago
Yeah mine sometimes looks like a dumpster it so sad I'll clean it out then boom, it looks like that again.
Clear Hinton 3 years ago
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Clear Hinton 3 years ago
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#2
I wake up every morning, ready for a nap.
Final score:
16points
#3
It is not unusual for me, to be asked at 8 pm, why the skin can heal itself, when the body cannot make a new arm if it has been removed.
Final score:
15points
Trisha Howson 3 years ago
Kids ask such odd questions sometimes lol sometimes I can't help but laugh but I love explain it to them.
#4
For 5 years now I have spend a surprising amount of time talking about pee and poop. 😬
Final score:
14points
#5
I can't use my phone in peahrkgdgvdjnzbzgxgbnznhgccvb
Final score:
13points
#8
Grocery List: Toilet Tissue, Pop Tarts, Goldfish, Chicken Nuggets, Juice Packs, Potato Chips, Ice Cream, Red wine (2).
Final score:
12points
Kelsey Lee 3 years ago (edited)
Mine's literally the exact same but with vegan nuggets and ice cream lol- this list is across cultures
#9
AAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH... sob...
Final score:
11points
#10
When you would rather scrub the toilet than try to match another pair of socks. You could eat off my toilet but not my dining room table, aka The Island of Misfit Socks.
Final score:
9points
RafCo (he/him) 3 years ago
How about having an empty hamper and clothes scattered across the floor. Sometimes sitting right next to the hamper. Why is this so hard to just put the clothes in the hamper? It's right there. Why for the love of all that is decent and holy can you not just put your clothes in the hamper?
Ladytron 3 years ago
Blah. I hate the socks struggle. I have a box where I keep all socks that miss their partner. The missing one seems to appear magically sometimes and that way I can match them. But yes, I've bought A LOT of socks because they always get missing. They (kids) have a habit of removing their socks (or just one) pretty much everywhere so you can always find ONE sock at the weirdest places.
#12
I cannot see my floor through the sea of plastic collectables. And something smells like wee.
Final score:
7points
#14
That feeling you get when you step on a Lego barefoot....
Final score:
6points
RafCo (he/him) 3 years ago
Yeah, i stopped that whole barefoot thing. I have my house flip flops. I also have cats, and they like pushing glass off tables. So it's toys and broken glass.
#15
I have spent more time in hospital A & E departments, or doctors surgeries over the past 15 years than at any other time in my life
Final score:
6points
#16
I am a bank. I don’t get paid. I get left with whatever they haven’t spent once I get my card back.
Final score:
6points
Trophy Husband 3 years ago
You have some left? I get the bills for the credit cards they charged the excess to!
Carol Emory 3 years ago
I got a sign for my father upon his retirement that said "First National Bank of Dad. The bank is now closed."
#17
I’ve been told good job 186 times today!
Final score:
6points
#18
I graduated college in 1993 but paid two universities over $30,000 in tuition and fees in 2021.
Final score:
5points
Mrs. Jan Glass 3 years ago
It still blows my mind that there are parents who pay for their kids' schooling, like it's just normal. I got the "out on your a*s at 18!" threats, along with "you don't need college." Thankfully, community college exists.
RafCo (he/him) 3 years ago
Yeah, i want my kids to be successful adults, so they can put me in a slightly nicer home where they can never visit me
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yellowphantom 3 years ago
I don't understand why people who are not wealthy don't get loans through FAFSA, which are usually subsidized for middle class incomes. Parents will sacrifice their retirement to pay for college. But while you can borrow money for college, you cannot borrow money for retirement. Even if the parent borrows the money for college, or helps their child pay it off, it is better to prioritize saving for the future. It is impossible to live on just social security in the US and there have not been many real pensions for decades.If your loans are through FAFSA, they qualify for income-based repayment and may even be able to be written off. You may think you are doing your kids a favor keeping them debt free, but when they end up supporting both you and their own kids in their 40's, they won't be thanking you.
#19
Most of the shoes I buy, are always a size or two, bigger than last year.
Final score:
5points
#20
Three words: Roblox. YouTube. Videos.
Final score:
5points
ArodTheHorrible 3 years ago
I know more about Pokémon and Fortnite than I ever thought that I would
Brenda Greene 3 years ago
That's the words I use to describe my husbands free time, just add the word beer into it.
#21
I make sure to lock the bedroom door to prevent unfortunate and sudden visits.
Final score:
4points
Jennifer H 3 years ago
Or to pretend you are asleep when you are really just needing 10 minutes of peace.
#22
I can sing along with every Disney movie, ever, and translate 'red girl bears' into Brave
Final score:
4points
#23
I have a favorite color, verb, saying, fruit, vegetable, ...
Final score:
4points
RafCo (he/him) 3 years ago
Hey dad, what's your favorite song, so we can listen to it over and over until you want to burn the world if you ever hear it again.
Kelsey Lee 3 years ago
It's cool when she wants to listen to black Sabbath or Nirvana, or even the Wiggles tbh... it's that damn coco melon stuff. We banned it in our house but she found something called lellobee which seems to be the same. She's 2 so i guess that was inevitable.
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My hair grew out past my waist and I stopped doing manicures except to cut my nails short. Neither was a conscious style choice.
Final score:
4points
#25
I don't get a lot sleep, I have darkness invading me below my eyes. If you walk in my house before bedtime it may be kinda messy. An my house sounds like daycare but I only have three kids.
Final score:
3points
Trisha Howson (Submission author) 3 years ago
Whoops didn't mean to lol. Yeah that was a crazy day I let the cat out of the bag.
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RafCo (he/him) 3 years ago
I was once discussing the "team rules" created by our team members with another lead engineer. I said, "really you could replace every one of those rules with the phrase 'use your best judgement'". He responded by saying that the problem is most people's best judgement isn't that great, and what I really mean is to use "my" best judgement. I told him "I have three kids" (he has two), and we both laughed a bit, and decided to leave the rules as they were.
Carol Emory 3 years ago
When you hear a little tiny voice repeating words your husband says while playing video games...including the cuss words. My babysitter called me once and said "Yeah..your son is saying something that sounds like the S word...but I'm not sure." Probably... We since turned that word into "Sugarfoot."
RafCo (he/him) 3 years ago
I was once discussing the "team rules" created by our team members with another lead engineer. I said, "really you could replace every one of those rules with the phrase 'use your best judgement'". He responded by saying that the problem is most people's best judgement isn't that great, and what I really mean is to use "my" best judgement. I told him "I have three kids" (he has two), and we both laughed a bit, and decided to leave the rules as they were.
Carol Emory 3 years ago
When you hear a little tiny voice repeating words your husband says while playing video games...including the cuss words. My babysitter called me once and said "Yeah..your son is saying something that sounds like the S word...but I'm not sure." Probably... We since turned that word into "Sugarfoot."
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