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The backseat of my car looks like a cookie got into battle with a bag of Doritos and they both lost.

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Trisha Howson
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah mine sometimes looks like a dumpster it so sad I'll clean it out then boom, it looks like that again.

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#2

I wake up every morning, ready for a nap.

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#3

It is not unusual for me, to be asked at 8 pm, why the skin can heal itself, when the body cannot make a new arm if it has been removed.

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Trisha Howson
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Kids ask such odd questions sometimes lol sometimes I can't help but laugh but I love explain it to them.

#4

For 5 years now I have spend a surprising amount of time talking about pee and poop. 😬

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#6

The screams of a grown man from a lego injury

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#7

I haven't had a full night's sleep in over 3 years.

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#8

Grocery List: Toilet Tissue, Pop Tarts, Goldfish, Chicken Nuggets, Juice Packs, Potato Chips, Ice Cream, Red wine (2).

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#9

AAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH... sob...

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#10

When you would rather scrub the toilet than try to match another pair of socks. You could eat off my toilet but not my dining room table, aka The Island of Misfit Socks.

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RafCo (he/him)
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How about having an empty hamper and clothes scattered across the floor. Sometimes sitting right next to the hamper. Why is this so hard to just put the clothes in the hamper? It's right there. Why for the love of all that is decent and holy can you not just put your clothes in the hamper?

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#11

I hear tik tok all day and I don't even have the bloody app...

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#12

We haven't pooped yet today.

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#13

I cannot see my floor through the sea of plastic collectables. And something smells like wee.

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#14

I still worry nightly… mom of boys.

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#15

That feeling you get when you step on a Lego barefoot....

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RafCo (he/him)
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, i stopped that whole barefoot thing. I have my house flip flops. I also have cats, and they like pushing glass off tables. So it's toys and broken glass.

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#16

I have spent more time in hospital A & E departments, or doctors surgeries over the past 15 years than at any other time in my life

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Ninetails Lover
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1 year ago

I feel you

#17

I am a bank. I don’t get paid. I get left with whatever they haven’t spent once I get my card back.

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Trophy Husband
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You have some left? I get the bills for the credit cards they charged the excess to!

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#18

I’ve been told good job 186 times today!

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#19

I graduated college in 1993 but paid two universities over $30,000 in tuition and fees in 2021.

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Mrs. Jan Glass
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It still blows my mind that there are parents who pay for their kids' schooling, like it's just normal. I got the "out on your a*s at 18!" threats, along with "you don't need college." Thankfully, community college exists.

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#20

Most of the shoes I buy, are always a size or two, bigger than last year.

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#21

Three words: Roblox. YouTube. Videos.

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ArodTheHorrible
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know more about Pokémon and Fortnite than I ever thought that I would

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#22

I make sure to lock the bedroom door to prevent unfortunate and sudden visits.

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Jennifer H
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or to pretend you are asleep when you are really just needing 10 minutes of peace.

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#23

I can sing along with every Disney movie, ever, and translate 'red girl bears' into Brave

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#24

I have a favorite color, verb, saying, fruit, vegetable, ...

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RafCo (he/him)
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hey dad, what's your favorite song, so we can listen to it over and over until you want to burn the world if you ever hear it again.

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#25

My hair grew out past my waist and I stopped doing manicures except to cut my nails short. Neither was a conscious style choice.

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#26

I don't get a lot sleep, I have darkness invading me below my eyes. If you walk in my house before bedtime it may be kinda messy. An my house sounds like daycare but I only have three kids.

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