Hey Pandas, Share Your Superpower But People In The Comments Ruin It (Closed)

Hey I have the same superpower, and I upvoted yours too!

But every time you do, you sneeze

You come across some messed up stuff an have to upvote it

are you the murderer?

I've gotten that feeling on more than one occasion when a family member passed away. I stayed home "sick" then later get a call from my mom that a relative passed away.

Aww...

i already have this power irl

That's just called Anxiety bro.

I like this. What makes your post believable is that these gifts "are fairly common to the whole general population! That 'gut feeling' you have, that sudden bit of knowing you get, knowing when you're being watched, the hunch - that's you being psychic." I have always shared this perspective.

You knew I'd scoff. So perhaps there's something in what you say.

Intuition gets called all sorts of things.

Yo, Sauron is that you?(Nickname of a friend)

Psychic & trained medium are the acceptable terms for "Necromancy"

Can you empathise with selfish, impatient people?

this is my superpower as well as my curse. my capacity for empathy caused my depression and made me suicidal. it is a dangerous tool which if not managed properly can destroy you.

That is awesome :)

You can also tell by taste in case the breathing isn't an available option

You're a dog.

Maybe YOU are the influenza!

But you get opposite fever so you freeze to death >:)

Same! Im heavily Asymptomatic rarely getting sick or showing signs

Heres 20 little kids each asking you to read them a different book

Yes, but annoying when you finished a book in class on the first day and you have to read it again and again, every single day. Luckily, reading upside down helps that!

Lol, same here- I read 3 books a day when on a roll.

I’m sending the kids over, then.

But then you lose instincts and slowly die

Oh my. All entitled people trying to force a reaction out of you will hate you and go berserk. I am SO picturing this, it will be so much fun-

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You have never talked to a millennial or leftist (Marxist, communist, liberal Democrat or alphabetors)

take off the vr headset, your real family are missing you

It's called a mirror

Oh rEalLy. You dOn't sAy

My father was a natural. My mother read to him an article about a doctor in the 1850s removing a snake from someone's stomach. My father said it couldn't have been a snake, it must have been a tapeworm. My mother yelled, "It was a SNAKE!". As he was walking away, he said, "It's a good thing it wasn't a ground hog."

Good for you being pro-crustacean!! I'm neutral about this controversy since crabs don't matter to me that much

Which one? It's Z isn't it?

I think I'm missing vitamin s as in S.O. cuz I'm single as a pringle🥲

But you can feel old skin cells dying >:)

What's a can fly? Is it like a house fly but it lives in cans? (My other superpower is terrible dad jokes).

That's called sleeping.

I'm pretty sure, most of the time you read scared/confused 😅

That’s something called reading facial expressions.

But then you accidentally make yourself go deaf

Are you related to 'The Glyph'? The Glyph is a character in the fantastic graphic novel by Alan Moore and Ian Gibson called "The Ballad of Halo Jones". A stowaway in her space liner cabin who only remains in the memory for a few minutes... Um. Why was I writing this again...

Who posted this again?

Are those yoga positions??? Yoga master im assuming

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I have a colleague at work that is able to do the same ... I can't understand how she can talk like 8 hours straight every single day and always have something to say..its really amazing and annoying at the same time...I never saw her in silence...I don't like to talk when I'm working ( yes I know I'm a very boring person) but how she can find a subject and talk for hours?

This sounds like a horrific curse who really wants to remember potty training?