Because dad jokes are the 2nd best jokes. The best joke is your face. 

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My one liner. __________________________________. Thank you.

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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Best. One. Liner. Ever. I mean in literally

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    #2

    Hey, have I told you the joke about the boomerang? It's, uh... um... Dammit, I forgot. Well, it'll come back to me.

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    #3

    Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

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    #4

    Only fishes can smoke weed and not get caught. 🐟🐠

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    #5

    I got fired from the tartan factory. They didn't like my one liners.

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    looks like these fish got... all washed up! yup, im the one liners dude in the friend group. fight me. :P

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