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#1
America : land of the free (from the asylum they just escaped from)
Final score:
11points
Doggo Froggo (Submission author) 4 years ago
lol I just remembered that thing you said about the letter D my friend posted on a roast page.... he's not even my age
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#2
Demon: Mwahaha! You have awoken me, and now I will cast a curse upon you! You’re leader will turn out to be a tyrant! Nancy: That Happened last year. For five years! Demon: Oh? Well, erm...You will have expensive healthcare! Nancy: Already have that. Demon: Erm...I...well, I finally got it! I will unleash a super virus upon you, to which you will never get rid of! Mwaha- Nancy: We. Already. Have. That. Demon: *Deep in thought* Demon: What kind of world do you mortals live in? Nancy: America.
Final score:
9points
#3
Foreigner friend: How do i America? Me: Use a gun. And if that don't work, use more gun.
Final score:
6points
#4
the whole world: 2020 is finaly over!!!! 6 days into 2020 america: imma invade myself i live in america lol
Final score:
6points
#5
America used black people as slaves, now they rise up and become vice president :)
Final score:
3points
#6
This is a little poem i wrote myself here i go America the land of idiots America O America filled with fat greedy people America America What the actual Frick is wrong with you People are dying and no-one is helping You keep critizing people and bullying them Animals are dying as well The climate change, what r we gonna do bout that huh I wish i could ctrl + z on everything that happened maybe it would be better
Final score:
3points
#7
America. more then 20 percent of our population is in prison. America, land of the free (from the prison they escaped from)
Final score:
3points
#8
tRuMp
Final score:
2points
#9
I love how bald eagles look from the side but in the front it looks scared and confused
Final score:
2points
#10
american? more like f a t t i e m a c d o n a l d s o d a b i g t h i g h
Final score:
1point
#11
In America you have to let your guard down, but don't even think about letting your guard down!
Final score:
0points
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Sista of the moon 4 years ago
Why can’t we roast Germany? Or Australia? Or Italy? Why America? I get that the US is crazy, but, why?
Sista of the moon 4 years ago
Why can’t we roast Germany? Or Australia? Or Italy? Why America? I get that the US is crazy, but, why?
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