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#1

America : land of the free (from the asylum they just escaped from)

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SCP-096
Community Member
1 year ago

Nice

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#2

Demon: Mwahaha! You have awoken me, and now I will cast a curse upon you! You’re leader will turn out to be a tyrant!
Nancy: That Happened last year. For five years!
Demon: Oh? Well, erm...You will have expensive healthcare!
Nancy: Already have that.
Demon: Erm...I...well, I finally got it! I will unleash a super virus upon you, to which you will never get rid of! Mwaha-
Nancy: We. Already. Have. That.
Demon: *Deep in thought*
Demon: What kind of world do you mortals live in?
Nancy: America.

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Doggo Froggo
Community Member
1 year ago

The demon needs to up his game then!

#3

Foreigner friend: How do i America?


Me: Use a gun. And if that don't work, use more gun.

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Doggo Froggo
Community Member
1 year ago

I'm English so I'll take your advice

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#4

the whole world: 2020 is finaly over!!!!


6 days into 2020

america: imma invade myself

i live in america lol

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Doggo Froggo
Community Member
1 year ago

I offer you my greatest condolences....

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#5

America used black people as slaves, now they rise up and become vice president :)

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Ozmos
Community Member
1 year ago

and the president too!

#6

This is a little poem i wrote myself
here i go

America
the land of idiots
America O America
filled with fat greedy people
America America
What the actual Frick is wrong with you
People are dying and no-one is helping
You keep critizing people and bullying them
Animals are dying as well
The climate change, what r we gonna do bout that huh
I wish i could ctrl + z on everything that happened maybe it would be better

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Doggo Froggo
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1 year ago

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#7

America. more then 20 percent of our population is in prison.

America, land of the free (from the prison they escaped from)

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#8

tRuMp

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Doggo Froggo
Community Member
1 year ago

OOOOooooofffffffffff

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#9

I love how bald eagles look from the side
but in the front it looks scared and confused

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#10

american?

more like

f a t t i e m a c d o n a l d s o d a b i g t h i g h

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#11

In America you have to let your guard down, but don't even think about letting your guard down!

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