Hey Pandas, Roast America In This! (Closed)
Read title- anything goes as long as it is PG-friendly.
America : land of the free (from the asylum they just escaped from)
Demon: Mwahaha! You have awoken me, and now I will cast a curse upon you! You’re leader will turn out to be a tyrant!
Nancy: That Happened last year. For five years!
Demon: Oh? Well, erm...You will have expensive healthcare!
Nancy: Already have that.
Demon: Erm...I...well, I finally got it! I will unleash a super virus upon you, to which you will never get rid of! Mwaha-
Nancy: We. Already. Have. That.
Demon: *Deep in thought*
Demon: What kind of world do you mortals live in?
Foreigner friend: How do i America?
Me: Use a gun. And if that don't work, use more gun.
the whole world: 2020 is finaly over!!!!
6 days into 2020
america: imma invade myself
i live in america lol
America used black people as slaves, now they rise up and become vice president :)
This is a little poem i wrote myself
here i go
the land of idiots
America O America
filled with fat greedy people
What the actual Frick is wrong with you
People are dying and no-one is helping
You keep critizing people and bullying them
Animals are dying as well
The climate change, what r we gonna do bout that huh
I wish i could ctrl + z on everything that happened maybe it would be better
America. more then 20 percent of our population is in prison.
America, land of the free (from the prison they escaped from)
I love how bald eagles look from the side
but in the front it looks scared and confused
f a t t i e m a c d o n a l d s o d a b i g t h i g h
In America you have to let your guard down, but don't even think about letting your guard down!