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America : land of the free (from the asylum they just escaped from)

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    Demon: Mwahaha! You have awoken me, and now I will cast a curse upon you! You’re leader will turn out to be a tyrant!
    Nancy: That Happened last year. For five years!
    Demon: Oh? Well, erm...You will have expensive healthcare!
    Nancy: Already have that.
    Demon: Erm...I...well, I finally got it! I will unleash a super virus upon you, to which you will never get rid of! Mwaha-
    Nancy: We. Already. Have. That.
    Demon: *Deep in thought*
    Demon: What kind of world do you mortals live in?
    Nancy: America.

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    #3

    Foreigner friend: How do i America?


    Me: Use a gun. And if that don't work, use more gun.

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    #4

    the whole world: 2020 is finaly over!!!!


    6 days into 2020

    america: imma invade myself

    i live in america lol

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    #5

    America used black people as slaves, now they rise up and become vice president :)

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    #6

    This is a little poem i wrote myself
    here i go

    America
    the land of idiots
    America O America
    filled with fat greedy people
    America America
    What the actual Frick is wrong with you
    People are dying and no-one is helping
    You keep critizing people and bullying them
    Animals are dying as well
    The climate change, what r we gonna do bout that huh
    I wish i could ctrl + z on everything that happened maybe it would be better

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    #7

    America. more then 20 percent of our population is in prison.

    America, land of the free (from the prison they escaped from)

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    #9

    I love how bald eagles look from the side
    but in the front it looks scared and confused

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    #10

    american?

    more like

    f a t t i e m a c d o n a l d s o d a b i g t h i g h

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    #11

    In America you have to let your guard down, but don't even think about letting your guard down!

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