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#1
" imagine his surprise, when he opens his eyes....
And I drive the lawnmower over his thighs..." 😁
Final score:
2points
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#2
As she lies dying in a dark alleyway
her lips ruby red
and her eyes were morning green...
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2points
#3
“I walked across an empty land, I knew the pathway like the back of my hand.”
Final score:
2points
#4
Truth be told… truth is barely told…
I say I’m fine oh I’m fine but I’m fine oh I’m fine.. but I’m not…
Final score:
1point
#5
Oh I hope some day I’ll make it out of here even if it takes all night or a hundred years Need a place to hide but I can’t find one near wanna feel alive but I can’t fight my fear
Isn’t it lovely all alone….
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1point
#6
Now I'm fully grown
And I know where it's at
Somehow I stayed thin
While the other guys got fat
Final score:
1point
#7
‘Father, your Honour, May I explain
My brain has claimed its glory over me;
I’ve a good heart albeit insane.’
‘Condemn him to the infirmary.’
Final score:
0points
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