Imagine you were given the gift of any superpower you can imagine. What's the catch, you may ask? The top three comments get to choose a limitation or rule that is placed on your power.

For example, teleportation - but only to Mars for 5 seconds at a time, and you can't control it.

#1

The power to make someone s**t their pants with just a thought.

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Bored Retsuko
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But it gives you constipation for the next two days.

Sunshine
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But it makes you rip a loud fart, with no chance of silence but violence.

mysterious(all pronouns)
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When you do it to someone else, it also happens to you.

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    #2

    The power of knowing exactly what the person/people you’re having a conversation with are thinking in the moment. Idk, might help win a few arguments or score a chance with your crush

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    Sunshine
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But you have to always listen, including when they start thinking about how they wanna lick your toes.

    Mermeow Overlord (they/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But you hear/read/think everyone's thoughts all at once and can never turn them off.

    #3

    The power to manipulate gravity around yourself. Reduce gravity to make objects light or yourself to float. Increase it to make your hits or objects thrown cause more damage.

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    #4

    The ability to shapeshift into animals

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    cartoon ghosts
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A random animal of that species shapeshifts into you as long as you're in that form

    Bonesko
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh that's a good one! Imagine you're soaring through the sky, meanwhile neighbors are like 'that weirdo next door is eating worms again' haha. The only thing i could think of was from Animorphs that you only had a set amount of time to change back into a human otherwise you'd be trapped in that form forever. Poor Tobias.

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    Sunshine
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But then another animal turns into a random person

    mysterious(all pronouns)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can choose when you become an animal, but you don't have any control over when you become human again.

    #5

    The power to go back or forward in time and change events to my liking.

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    Sunshine
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But you have to pluck out a body hair with tweezers for every minute you go forward or backwards.

    Mercat Overlord (they/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But when you go back you accidentally prevent yourself from getting this power.

    Mercat Overlord (they/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you can no longer go forwards in time because you don't have the power anymore.

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    mysterious(all pronouns)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not permanent, and any changes you make don't change history.

    #6

    the power to accurately know the outcome of your actions ahead of time.

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    Sunshine
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But you can’t know what others will think of your actions privately.

    Mercat Overlord (they/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But you are reckless even though you know what will happen.

    #7

    The power to make a chicken appear anywhere and at any time

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    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But then there’s a 50% chance you’ll create an evil chicken who will try to kill you

    Sunshine
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But if you accidentally befriend it you have to eat it

    #8

    The power to make entitled people punch themselves in the face when you get annoyed by them.

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    #9

    the power to make anything you think of become real

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    RandomPanda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But you can't choose which thoughts become real

    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But one important belonging of yours will disappear and you can never bring it back

    Sunshine
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But a little bit of the world’s natural magic leaves every time

    #10

    The power to radiate light and warmth at any time

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    Sunshine
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But you have to wear unstretchy skinny jeans for the rest of your life

    Mermeow Overlord (they/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You already have that effect on Bored Panda :)

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    #11

    The power to not take fall damage, like ants(like I could fall from the Burj khalifa and be fine)

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    Random Girl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But every time you do so, your pants rip.

    Percabeth Forever (she/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But every time you use it, someone else feels the impact

    mysterious(all pronouns)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once you jump, you are temporarily an ant, and remain so for the next hour.

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    #12

    I can travel so fast that even the speed of light will be considered slow

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    RandomPanda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except every time you use your power you randomly either age up or down by 10 years

    Mercat Overlord (they/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But since it is impossible to go faster than the speed of light, you destroy the universe when you use your power.

    #13

    To be able to climb a tall tree in 1 second

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