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#1
'The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.'
Final score:
8points
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#2
"LET THE HALLOWEEN HEIST BEGIN!"
Final score:
8points
#3
Look in this mirror.. Do you know what i see? I see a tall, strong, beautiful young lady... Oh look, your here too :>
Final score:
7points
Do-nut touch da donut (Submission author) 2 years ago
Samee, its so good!!
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#4
Oh hi Mark!
Final score:
7points
Bonesko (Submission author) 2 years ago
Yes! Oh Lisa, how could you do that to him!? Why?!
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HELLO UNDERACHIEVERS
Final score:
7points
#6
“It’s ME! hi! I’m the problem, it’s ME!”
Final score:
7points
A Wild Bean (they/them/any) 2 years ago
I STARE DIRECTLY AT THE SUN BUT NEVER IN THE MIRROR
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#7
Even if I wanted to go, my schedule wouldn't allow it. 4:00, wallow in self pity; 4:30, stare into the abyss; 5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one; 5:30, Jazzercise; 6:30, dinner with me — I can't cancel that again; 7:00, wrestle with my self-loathing. ... I'm booked. Of course, if I bump the loathing to 9, I could still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling, and slip slowly into madness.
Final score:
6points
A Wild Bean (they/them/any) 2 years ago (edited)
Yesss that one's the best out of all three versions
#8
A surprise, so be sure, but a welcome one.
Final score:
6points
#9
put the gnome away master cheif you don't need it!
Final score:
6points
#10
"Can you imagine what it feels like? To be rejected twice? To be a loner when all you tried to do was love? " Let's see if anyone knows this. :)
Final score:
6points
#12
i open at the close
Final score:
5points
A Wild Bean (they/them/any) 2 years ago
Ohh I know this one... it's the note on the Snitch that Dumbledore leaves Harry, right?
#13
“Heheheheheheheh! boioioioioing!” “Huhuhuhuhuh! Woah! That’s cool. Huhuhuhuh!”
Final score:
4points
#14
Alright, alright, alright. Ok, but name the movie.
Final score:
4points
#16
2+2=5
Final score:
4points
TheOddPotater (she/her) 2 years ago
wait this reminds me of when i was watching captain underpants and the teacher was really nervous for some reason and he was so scared he wrote on the board: 2 + 2 = 5
#17
bootyyyshakerrr9000
Final score:
4points
AvocadoMage (they/them) 2 years ago
Donnie from RotTMNT. He uses it as his password and video game username, on numerous occasions.
shanila.pheonix_ (Submission author) 2 years ago
bonus points if you can tell who uses it and why
#18
🎶pUbErTy LoVE🎵
Final score:
4points
#19
Is that a normal poo, Mark? Doesn’t smell like a normal poo.
Final score:
4points
#20
Down with bloody big head
Final score:
3points
A Wild Bean (they/them/any) 2 years ago
If you click on someone's username it'll take you to their profile and there should be a "follow" button and a "contact" button... there's also a reply button on comments, so you don't have to start a new thread every time :)
Load More Replies... Some Weirdo (Submission author) 2 years ago
By the way this one is especially for you. "Good night, Good work, sleep well, I'll most likely kill you in the morning."
Some Weirdo (Submission author) 2 years ago
Yessssss!!! I love it soooooo much! If you could follow people on here you just got yourself a follow lol
A Wild Bean (they/them/any) 2 years ago
You can :) I just followed you entirely because of the Princess Bride reference lol
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"YOU DONT AIM YO-YO's AT PEOPLE! YOU AIM THEM AT THE GROUND! think about that...in the hospital!" skinning your dad alive isn't a bad idea at all🙃
Final score:
3points
#23
"Always that same blank expression..."
Final score:
3points
MaximumKarmaSaint (Submission author) 2 years ago
Unfortunately no...but I guess it's also a metroidvania?
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Hoocha hoocha hoocha. Lobster.
Final score:
3points
#25
I bled for you, and now I'm gushing I bled for you, but you never cared
Final score:
3points
#27
“Get some venomous caterpillars ready for me.”
Final score:
3points
River wolf (she/her) (Submission author) 2 years ago (edited)
Anyone? No? Edit: okay, I checked, and I didn’t phrase it perfectly, but I know some of you’ve seen it
#28
"Badly done Emma, badly done!"
Final score:
3points
Penguin Panda Pop 2 years ago
Emma by Jane Austin. Haven't read the book, but the line was in the film. Spoken, I think, by Johnny Lee Miller (who is forever Sickboy in my mind).
Huddo's sister (Submission author) 2 years ago
Yes! For years I mis-remembered and thought it was also in the book, but it's not. My favourite line in the movie.
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" The horror, the horror..."
Final score:
3points
#30
Nuh uh uh, you didn't say the magic word. Nuh uh uh, you didn't say the magic word. Nuh uh uh, you didn't say the magic word. Nuh uh uh, you didn't say the magic word.
Final score:
3points
#32
So this is how liberty dies…with thunderous applause.
Final score:
3points
#33
Oh you're being gay... good job.. carry on.
Final score:
3points
#34
You eat babies!
Final score:
2points
#36
Oh, you think darkness is your ally. But you merely adopted the dark; I was born in it, moulded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but BLINDING!
Final score:
2points
#37
GET OVER HERE!
Final score:
2points
#38
Teaching poodles how to fly.
Final score:
2points
Charlie Spring Fan (He/Him) (Submission author) 2 years ago
UHF, it starred Weird Al Yankovich.
#39
“I hated her, and now she’s gone. And I would find a way to bring her back, even if it costs me my life.” Yeah that was a pretty messed up book
Final score:
2points
#40
No wonder you're extinct, I'm gonna run you over when I come back down...
Final score:
2points
#41
I swallowed a bug!
Final score:
2points
#42
🎶If you miss him, never fear you have your lucky bullet.🎶
Final score:
2points
#44
"That can still be arranged. Hello criminals. What's about to happen should be relatively painless, so long as you just do what I say."
Final score:
2points
Mermeow Overlord (they/them) 2 years ago
The Owl House? I can't remember which episode it was even though I just finished watching it for the third time.
#46
“This cosmic dance of bursting decadence and withheld permissions twists all our arms collectively, but if sweetened can win, and it can, then I will still be here tomorrow to high-five you yesterday, my friends. Peace.”
Final score:
1point
#50
we’re one of a kind, no category
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1point
#51
we’re lost in the world, and the world is FREAKING AWFUL and we’re never gonna make it L.A.!
Final score:
1point
#54
1. The world is too boring. -Signed, Lancer 2. Some magical death spit should do the trick! Now, let's wreck the SkyWing kingdom. 3. Never leave a cake in the hands of any K-pop idol.
Final score:
1point
#55
I have two 1. You want some [hyperlink blocked], don’t you? 2. No mourners, no funerals
Final score:
1point
#56
“There is no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.”
Final score:
1point
#57
this ones hard so im giving u a couple hints pIiIiIiiiIIiiiiiiIIIIiiiiiiIIIIIiinkberryyyyyyyyyyyyyyy I liKe GAy peOpLE C C C CMON C C C CMON GO GO
Final score:
0points
#58
"All the problems in the world, I repeat, ALL the problems in the world can be traced to what fathers do to their sons." (Hint: it's not from a movie or fiction)
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#60
“My most educated hypothesis, with all means of science and technology in mind, is that it’s magic.”
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#72
"I would murder the only person I'd ever loved and who had ever loved me. I'd dive back into battle wearing his bones."
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#74
"Now......TIME FOR A RADISH HUNT!" (Hint: it's from a manga) ✨●ᴗ● ✿ •﹏• ✿ ●ᴗ●✨
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Penguin Panda Pop 2 years ago
I got one of these, but I enjoyed seeing some of the random c**p that's in Pandas' heads. A good post.
Penguin Panda Pop 2 years ago
I got one of these, but I enjoyed seeing some of the random c**p that's in Pandas' heads. A good post.
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