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#1
Would you rather be stranded on a desert island alone or with your worst enermy?
Final score:
8points
Grudge-holding Treefrog 3 years ago
If you’re there with your worst enemy, you won’t feel too bad if you have to eat them.
3 years ago
Worst enemy, because I don't hate them that much so maybe we could become friends and by that point you're just living on a desert island with your friend.
David Houde 3 years ago
Easy, stranded on desert island alone. Actually, that's kind of a dream of mine.
Trisha Howson 3 years ago
Worst enemy we could just fight it out. Or go are separate ways or it may come down to one of us. But I feel I'd have a better chance then being in a desert stranded.
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#2
would you rather have unlimited money or unlimited charm?
Final score:
4points
excuse.you 3 years ago
Unlimited charm because then I can get everyone to give me money and I could have lots of friends.
#3
Would you rather always say everything on your mind or never speak again?
Final score:
3points
Alias Delfs 3 years ago
Dude I always say what’s on my mind I compulsively say everything
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lydtheweirdo 3 years ago
Always say everything on my mind. I would just end laughing with my best friend. And. Never. Stop. Laughing.
#4
Would you rather have 10 penis fingers or fart out of your mouth every time you spoke?
Final score:
3points
#5
would you rather know how you die or when you die???
Final score:
3points
Katie de Groot 3 years ago
How I die. Putting a timer on myself will just make me contemplate my enevitable death and have irrational paranoia or anxiety, sure, I might have a seemingly irrational fear of a random thing, but it's definitely better then a constant timer counting down to my death.
Bored Person 3 years ago
I would rather know when so then I have time to do everything I want to
#6
(Completely random x) Would you rather have telepathy or death touch?
Final score:
3points
PegLegShrek 3 years ago
Telepathy unless I could control the death touch and wouldn't kill everyone I touched
Katie de Groot 3 years ago (edited)
Telepathy. I can't even think of anywhere near the total amount of things that could go wrong with death touch.
#7
My favorite: would you rather have a head twice as big or half as big for the rest of your life?
Final score:
2points
Justin Trouble 3 years ago
Does the size change my mental capacity. If so then half, then I could be stupid and happy instead of smart but miserable.
PegLegShrek 3 years ago
Considering weight, I would have to go with half as small. If my head was twice the size I probably wouldn't be balanced enough to walk or even sit up! With a smaller head, I could still do that
#8
Would you rather have super sight or super hearing? (Super sight being you can see very far and very close)
Final score:
2points
CalicoKitty 3 years ago
Super sight. Super hearing would be a bit of a sensory nightmare, I think o~o
Trisha Howson 3 years ago
Super hearing so I know what everyone is saying I have pretty good eye sight. I'll know what people are planing around me what they are saying in other rooms.
Lia Salvatore 3 years ago
super sight, so that I can go into crowds without being overwhelmed by the noise.
#9
Would you rather kill somebody and get away with it instantly or steal something and get away with it
Final score:
2points
Duckbadger (Submission author) 3 years ago
That is the most reasonable answer I’ve got
Load More Replies... Trisha Howson 3 years ago
I think I'll take the lesser thing, I'd steal a bunch of money from someone really rich. That way I'd still feel bad but not that bad.
#10
Would you rather have diabetes or asthma?
Final score:
2points
CalicoKitty 3 years ago
Asthma. I can manage a few inhalers and steroids and I'm not super active anyway. If I had diabetes I would forget about it, skip a meal, and simply drop dead
Do-nut touch da donut 3 years ago
Asthma I hate needles plus my aunt has it.... only problem.. I do track ;-;
#11
This one is gross so sorry but… Would you rather poop 200 gallons of mayonnaise at once Ore poop one butter knife Btw ore is getting hit over the head 200 times with a paddle
Final score:
2points
Da Dragon Queen (Submission author) 3 years ago
Really I would pick the mayo
Load More Replies... Justin Trouble 3 years ago
So 3 and 2/3rds barrels of mayo or 1 butter knife, you'd have to pick the knife just so you don't have to pay a plumber thousands of dollars to repair your destroyed plumbing.
LoudMansLover 3 years ago (edited)
Honestly I get fissures, the butter knife would be about the same. Edit: do NOT look those up if you don't know what I'm talking about! They're cuts in your butt, basically.
#12
Would you rather write/direct the worst book or movie ever, but make an absolute mint, or write/direct one of the most universally acclaimed books or movies, but never make any money from it?
Final score:
2points
Justin Trouble 3 years ago
The worst, then I'd have a bunch of money, and also hear people roast the hell out of my crappy movie.
Katie de Groot 3 years ago
The second, positive publicity can be very useful, and any publicity you would get from the first one would be negative, and if you ask me, I'd rather have a positive status then a negative one.
#13
Would u rather have a forever sheading cat or an extremely hyper doggo
Final score:
2points
#14
Charm because you can get other people’s money that way
Final score:
1point
#15
Have pineapple pizza or not,I like pineapple on pizza lol,it's my fave
Final score:
1point
Trisha Howson 3 years ago
No pine apple pizza but I don't have anything against it if you like eat it.
asexualotl (she/her) 3 years ago
pineapple, but only if there's no ham or sauce. pineapple and cheese is the way to go
PegLegShrek 3 years ago
I've never actually tried it, but assuming it only works with ham I'd have to pass
#16
Would you rather be absurdly sensitive to touch (pressure hurts. Clothes hurt. You're always thinking about sensations) or completely unable to feel anything (no petting animals, no s e x if you're into that, always in danger cause you wouldn't notice if you stepped on a nail or touched a hot stove)
Final score:
1point
Reyna Avila Ramírez-Arellano 3 years ago
Unable to feel. I'm not really an animal person, plus I'm aroace.
excuse.you 3 years ago
Absurdly sensitive since I’m already super sensitive to noise and touch (I have sensory processing disorder) so it wouldn’t really change too much.
Lorna Lay 3 years ago
I agree. The combination of Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome and Fibromyalgia already makes me extremely sensitive to touch, constantly sore, and hyper aware of clothes, but never feeling the soft fur of a fuzzy puppy again would be terrible!
Load More Replies... That nerd Zoe ️🇺🇦️ 3 years ago
Unable to feel ngl. Pain would be magnified and I have low pain tolerance
Lia Salvatore 3 years ago
absurdly sensitive bc i'd become desensitised and the pain would be a constant
Katie de Groot 3 years ago
Touch, it won't change much, plus I already know via experience how to deal with the second negative. Though I do admit the pressure hurts thing kinda, REALLY sucks. But it's better then accidentally dieing.
#17
Would you rather live forever but never find financial success, or live for only 10 more years but as a billionaire?
Final score:
1point
Reyna Avila Ramírez-Arellano 3 years ago
Okay, I don't have a problem with no financial success, it's the living forever that I don't like. Also, for some people who have less than 10 years to live, the second option would have no downside :). But I would choose the first one.
Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 3 years ago
10yrs being immortal sounds scary and the money could be cool
Justin Trouble 3 years ago
If I was a billionaire the money wouldn't last 10 years or even a year, but I would have a private lake with an aircraft carrier in it.
3 years ago
the billionaire one because i would just make the most of it because i could do whatever i wanted whenever
3 years ago
Living forever, it seems like it might suck but also I think of immortality as like you regenerate so you can never die therefore sell your organs on the black market or to science and then you have financial success
Trisha Howson 3 years ago
The first one I can make it through hard times living time more years is awhile but I'd only be 38 and I'd like to live longer I have kids.
#18
Would you rather have an exciting but dangerous life or a boring but meaningful life?
Final score:
1point
Do-nut touch da donut 3 years ago
My life is already number 2 so I wanna exciting and dangerous one too pls 😁
#19
Would you rather listen to a kid screaming "mommy mommy mommy" or a dentist drill?
Final score:
1point
Katie de Groot 3 years ago
DENTIST DRILL PLEASE, even a second of a young child screaming give me an immediate headache, PLEASE DENTIST DRILL!
Rowan/Vin 3 years ago
Lmao, we refer to this for my bro, he literally will not stop dating your name till you reply, I am thiiiiiiiiiiis close to murder charges 😄😅😁🙂🥲😢😭
Load More Replies... #20
The Beatles or Elvis
Final score:
1point
Nathalie Del Vecchio 3 years ago (edited)
Beatles. Their music runs the gamut!! So Many options and styles over the course of their run.
LoudMansLover 3 years ago
I ...I really, really don't like Elvis. I'd rather the Beatles because I like some of their music. I like zero of the other's.
#21
Would you rather be able to solve world hunger or solve the climate crisis?
Final score:
1point
#22
Would you rather be the most hated person in the world or be the worlds smelliest person?
Final score:
1point
#23
Would you rather get a kitten and the newest iPhone or a puppy and a tablet and 30 dollars
Final score:
1point
#24
Would you rather have to eat poisonous insects for the rest of your life, or have to eat peoples earwax for the rest of your life. Note: For either option, their is no alternative, and you get no 'protection' e.g. antivenom, etc.
Final score:
1point
#25
Would you rather live atop a snowy mountain or a sunny island? Both places wont have any human population plus any electricity gas signals etc...
Final score:
1point
Lorna Lay 3 years ago
Sunny island. Cook and heat my water over a fire, live in an open air bungalo that I built out of palm wood, all the fruits and greens I can eat, abundant herbal tea, make enough money weaving baskets to maintain the battery pack for a sat phone so I can call my peoples… I don’t see any downside.
#26
Would you rather have elbows that don’t bend or knees that don’t bend?
Final score:
1point
#27
Would you rather be able to turn invisible or be able to fly?
Final score:
1point
Katie de Groot 3 years ago
Invisible. Don't even get me STARTED on the potential complications of flight.
#28
Would you Rather Die or Listen Justin Bieber for the rest of your life
Final score:
1point
#29
Would you rather have a billion dollars but no family, as if they never existed, and only you will have memories of them or be poor but have a loving family?
Final score:
1point
This account was delated 2 years ago
poor but loving family because even though being rich would be great i'd be lonely and have no one who truly loves me
#30
Would you rather read a book or watch a movie?
Final score:
0points
Kim Contreras 3 years ago
Book! book! book! When you read a book you become immersed in the world you are reading about. Your mind creates what how the characters look, the voice they use, how they would think/act in different situations. In a movie you are shown all these things and you don't have the opportunity to create the details around the bones of the story.
#31
Would you rather be famous or be rich?
Final score:
0points
#32
Would you rather live with fear or without fear?
Final score:
0points
Katie de Groot 3 years ago
With fear, as much as it can suck, it's a thing that your body does to protect you from danger, and stop you from doing dumb things.
#33
Would you rather be able to gently nudge decisions or have complete control of 9 people? Would you rather have hot chili sauce poured in your eyes or ants crawling under your skin? Would you rather live in a mansion with no-one else there or in a small, cramped apartment with all of your friends? Would you rather Get £5 for every song you sang in public £50 for every stranger you kiss? Would you rather Never brush your hair again Or Never brush your teeth again? Would you rather Lose all your possessions Or Sell one of your organs?
Final score:
-1point
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