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#1
get a gf. seriously, i'm single af
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3points
karl briggs 2 years ago
Being single isn't always a bad thing, sometimes it's better to be in no relationship than be in the wrong one!
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#2
Learn to teleport so I can cuddle my bf
Final score:
2points
Clover 2 years ago
Teleporting would be great! We could be somewhere quick, and it'd be safer too.
Freya the Wanderer 2 years ago
You just have to be sure that, when you teleport, a) somebody else isn't trying to be in the same place at the same time, b) you teleport where your feet will be on the ground - don't want to teleport inside a solid object or 100 meters above concrete, c) you don't wind up in the path of a speeding train or a wee bit too close to a nuclear reactor
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Aroace tiger (she/they/he) (Submission author) 2 years ago
I'd ask 1st obvs.
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I want to be able to transform into any animal I want.
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2points
#4
Finish my book with my friend and get it published. It's a good one, but it's gonna be a while before we actually get to that point.
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2points
Freya the Wanderer 2 years ago
Me three! I am currently polishing a nonfiction book, and in search of a publisher.
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Publish my poetry into a book. Oh, and I would love to paint my own art pieces to go with each poem.
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2points
#6
To never have writers block/slow brain/ anything that keep from from writing.
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2points
#7
Ok, this isn't as deep as most of these, but learn to put on lipstick without looking like a f*****g clown!
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2points
#8
This isn’t related to the post but, some of us have been trying to make another funny bored panda comments challenge, but it ain’t working, been trying for 2 days now. I’ve tried twice but I can’t post anything it always ends up under drafts or list auditions, the original creator of the challenge tried and same thing happened, then a few other pandas tried, and same result. Anybody know what’s going on? Or can anyone else try to make one? Ima copy and paste this message all over if I can.
Final score:
1point
#12
Walking. I just can't walk at all, and I'm always in my wheelchair.
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1point
#13
I would love to be able to heal animals that are dead in the road, and make them whole again. I'd want to see them run off and continue their lives.
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1point
#14
A superhero… Sounds stupid but idc I wanna be a superhero :p
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0points
#15
Win the megamillions lottery next time it gets close to a billion dollars. World peace wouldn’t last and not all types of cancer will have the same cure, but with that kind of money I could contribute to lasting good in the world and affect some permanent, positive change.
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#16
confess to my crush. I like him and I think he likes me. I'm too shy though. :/
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#17
Have the powers of The Flash and Elongated Man combined therefore, I would be unstoppable.
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#19
stand up to my parents for once...its been hard. Them making these decisions for me and telling me its my fault I got distracted with something they told me to do and something really important to me. Saying I'm overreacting and its nothing to get upset about even though its really important to me...
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0points
#24
I'd like to go home. I had to leave California because it's dying. I'd like to go back to it the way it used to be about 20 years ago, but it's gone, so gone, and probably never coming back. Things are okay where I am in Alabama, but I had to leave my family home and what remains of my actual family, and I miss it and them.
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#25
Learn how to change the past so I can erase every stupid thing I’ve ever done.
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0points
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