It can be a billboard, a sign in front of a restaurant, a painted sign in a store. Nothing inappropriate or offensive please!
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Lol
OM- Gosh… my little cousin said this once and my mom gave her a stern look and said, “don’t say that, you know what it means.” And I thought (for whatever reason) *Elephant?* but then I figured it was the F word or something- OH SHOOT OH SHOOT-
From Real Life
Perfect for a schizophrenic patient…(that’s probably a bad joke- if it is I’ll delete it, if it isn’t, I’ll delete this small chunk)
Sacrafice
Wait no i thought you were an angel not a devil NOOOOO
Load More Replies...Ummmm.... Who Wants To Tell Them?
When performing oral se.x. swallowing the end result instead of spitting out in towel or sink. Spitting is kind of rude and impersonal
Load More Replies...Get your minds out of the gutter... :) Marital relations can be tricky.
Flagstaff, Arizona
Almost certainly, this is because Flagstaff is very near where Percival Lowell established an observatory, which had as its main focus the study of the planet Mars. There's a strong local interest in Mars as a result.
Not as much as you think. Most people here don’t know that much about Perceval Lowell but it’s cool you do!!
Load More Replies...Found This One Out And About
A reasonable trade. Eggs roll with the punches. Employees, not so much.
Girdwood, Alaska
Need this for all our quaint UK towns with stone paving slabs. Slippery when dry, murderous when wet. Using an electric wheelchair, sliding down towards the road and thinking I'm going to die, just because there is a dropped kerb for the disabled.
Well, That’s One Approach
I am confused... What? I'm not innocent and cinnamon rolly but I don't get this one.
High Expectations
Adult Spouse?
I agree! it's why I took the photo.
Load More Replies...So I had to look up laws in the US and apparently we are disgusting. Can't we all agree on making it illegal to marry a child?
Adults marrying 12 year olds is a thing in some red states. Parental rights you know.
In most states a 16 yr old can marry anyone with parental permission. Had a few of those in my family, weird but legal.
Correct! 36 of them in fact some even lower. Terrible.
Load More Replies...I mean...when I was 19 my 21 year old husband was my "guardian" when we went to a bar. But minor? This must be in the south
That's a bit rude. Under age marriage is in multiple states across the US not just the south
Load More Replies...I was my husbands legal guardian for 9 months, he was 19 and I was 21 already.
Fancy Like
fancy like applebees on a date night, got the burboun street steak with the oreo shake
'10 ounce sirloin with side of apples please - Can i have apple sauce with my fries as well please?'
Applebees should keep that ONE song written about them and stop ruining other classic songs. I'd willingly watch 1000 different "Fancy Like Applebees" choreography. But once a corporation uses a song, it denudes the beauty. Bob Seger's -- one of the best voices -- his LIKE A ROCK (Listen to the entire song; the words!) one of the very greatest songs; should be a GenZ anthem; some people only know it relevant to Chevrolet. Check out TURN THE PAGE with Bob Seger - be sure to watch the original video. You'll see what I mean.
The Elevator Was To The Left, And The Bathroom To The Right. They Also Had Tis Sign Referring To Both
My stupid a*s thought it was depicting that the elevator goes both up and down.
Not necessarily a "duh" statement. In the song "If I Were a Rich Man" there is the line "I'd build one long staircase just going up. And one even longer going down. And one more going no where, just for show."
Load More Replies...Notice the braille - for the unfortunate blind person needing either...
Thought This One Was Pretty Funny
Rainbow is a brand of vacuum cleaner. I love mine.
Load More Replies...Jesus you know things are bad when even the leprechauns have to sell their rainbows
Aye, m'lad. I remember the day I sold me rainbow to a sailor boy... 'Twas a sad shame, m'laddie.
Load More Replies...Not Quite Sure What This Is
Just idiom. I bet pigs in a blanket is pretty funny to people too
Load More Replies...Absolutely No
Come on, no beer? If you can't have dogs, you should at least be able to have beer!
So where am I supposed to bring my motor vehicle riding, beer drinking, religious pet politician?! How inconsiderate of them.
When I Try To Clean Printheads On My Hp Printer, This Warning Sign Comes Up
I'm Glad This Was Made Absolutely Clear
Yup, but don't get he meet dumplings. They might be from below the bull's penis.
Load More Replies...Typo Memu
*chanting voice* FRIED RICE THE BEST! FRIED RICE THE BEST! FRIED RICE THE BEST!
Load More Replies...This May Be Funny To Some!
Darn gawd! Not that old, but remember when it was...hrms....was it 14 or 24 cents? I was a little thing. Gas prices have increased basically about 4-8 bucks a gallon over the last 40 years (depending where you live)
I'm not that old but I remember when you could get gas in Oklahoma for less than a dollar per gallon. I grew up in Texas, so it was $1.09 for us when I got my driver's license in 1998
I remember when gas went to a dollar my dad was super upset.. for the first 9/10 years of my life it was like 75 cents a gallon...
FOREST LAWN Funeral Home and Services by Arbor Memorial Inc. {-Arborists will get this! As for the when GAS was 5¢ per liter... maybe in 1950
Oh wait i said the same thing. maybe cause it's a FUNERAL home and it's like "remember when (something so long ago)"
Load More Replies...Yes, Bk, You Did Lose
What Is Comic Sans Doing At My Job?
People really need to get over this "comic sans is not for professional use" thing. This isn't a technical document, it's a sign, for crying out loud.
