It can be a billboard, a sign in front of a restaurant, a painted sign in a store. Nothing inappropriate or offensive please!

#1

Lol

Lol

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Tetelestai
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OM- Gosh… my little cousin said this once and my mom gave her a stern look and said, “don’t say that, you know what it means.” And I thought (for whatever reason) *Elephant?* but then I figured it was the F word or something- OH SHOOT OH SHOOT-

Megan Lauhon
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I only know a few words in Spanish but that's one of em!

GadgetGirl
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Accipurposely spaced the sign wrong lol

Hilary Mol
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*facepalm* A directive with an insult all rolled into one.

Blyss Blyssylb
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

😂😂😂 I 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 Can't 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 Breathe 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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    #2

    From Real Life

    From Real Life

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    Heather Gray
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am so getting a sign like that

    𝔻𝕖𝕞𝕚𝔹𝕠𝕪𝔾𝕣𝕖𝕪
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfect for a schizophrenic patient…(that’s probably a bad joke- if it is I’ll delete it, if it isn’t, I’ll delete this small chunk)

    #3

    Sacrafice

    Sacrafice

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    Blyss Blyssylb
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sacrificial gurney board... I need that!

    Jaimie H
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean sacrifice isn't wrong. It sure is! 🥰

    #4

    Ummmm.... Who Wants To Tell Them?

    Ummmm.... Who Wants To Tell Them?

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    the shrimp whisperer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    im an innocent cinnamon roll what does it mean

    Jessica N
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When performing oral se.x. swallowing the end result instead of spitting out in towel or sink. Spitting is kind of rude and impersonal

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    Bryoney Blakley
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And on a Baptist church sign! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    ValdaDeDieu
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get your minds out of the gutter... :) Marital relations can be tricky.

    LuLuBelle
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's just rude not to swallow.

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    #5

    Flagstaff, Arizona

    Flagstaff, Arizona

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    Frosty 🇺🇦
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh thank goodness, I can finally sleep somewhere

    Epona
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Notice that the words "Quality Inn" are peeling off the sign. Not very good quality, IMHO

    Bill Swallow
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Almost certainly, this is because Flagstaff is very near where Percival Lowell established an observatory, which had as its main focus the study of the planet Mars. There's a strong local interest in Mars as a result.

    Ellison Kendall (they/them)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not as much as you think. Most people here don’t know that much about Perceval Lowell but it’s cool you do!!

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    Marc
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the funny sign is the LDS one on the left...

    Gary Fleming
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, look at that! The government is finally accepting aliens!

    #6

    Found This One Out And About

    Found This One Out And About

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    Arunika R.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tsk, tsk, capitalism these days

    Blyss Blyssylb
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have Employees, will trade for Eggs!

    lonely miso
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    carls jr logo at "hardee's" what??

    J Kwon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a kid our Hardee's sign said, "Thick pattymelt burger," and my buddy climbed up and changed it to say "thick matty pelt burger." Took them weeks to notice.

    ValdaDeDieu
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A reasonable trade. Eggs roll with the punches. Employees, not so much.

    #7

    Girdwood, Alaska

    Girdwood, Alaska

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    Haute Momma
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That one 'e' that's not capitalized 😥

    Isabel Care
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Need this for all our quaint UK towns with stone paving slabs. Slippery when dry, murderous when wet. Using an electric wheelchair, sliding down towards the road and thinking I'm going to die, just because there is a dropped kerb for the disabled.

    MJ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I call that a fair warning 😁

    #8

    Well, That’s One Approach

    Well, That’s One Approach

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    Jessica N
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it were in rear they wouldn't need parenthood services🤔

    Dirtdevil
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's about all PP can offer as advice in about 40 states now.

    #10

    Adult Spouse?

    Adult Spouse?

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    Jennifer Corey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So I had to look up laws in the US and apparently we are disgusting. Can't we all agree on making it illegal to marry a child?

    Camber Hollywood
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Adults marrying 12 year olds is a thing in some red states. Parental rights you know.

    TJ E
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In most states a 16 yr old can marry anyone with parental permission. Had a few of those in my family, weird but legal.

    CoCo Lee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Correct! 36 of them in fact some even lower. Terrible.

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    brad walker
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not that complicated. Some people get married before they are 18.

    Charles Whitaker
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well............ I was an adult spouse...........

    Jessica N
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean...when I was 19 my 21 year old husband was my "guardian" when we went to a bar. But minor? This must be in the south

    CoCo Lee
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a bit rude. Under age marriage is in multiple states across the US not just the south

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    Brenda Greene
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was my husbands legal guardian for 9 months, he was 19 and I was 21 already.

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    #11

    Fancy Like

    Fancy Like

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    Distinguished Gentleman
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    fancy like applebees on a date night, got the burboun street steak with the oreo shake

    Seamus Crumley
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    '10 ounce sirloin with side of apples please - Can i have apple sauce with my fries as well please?'

    ValdaDeDieu
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Applebees should keep that ONE song written about them and stop ruining other classic songs. I'd willingly watch 1000 different "Fancy Like Applebees" choreography. But once a corporation uses a song, it denudes the beauty. Bob Seger's -- one of the best voices -- his LIKE A ROCK (Listen to the entire song; the words!) one of the very greatest songs; should be a GenZ anthem; some people only know it relevant to Chevrolet. Check out TURN THE PAGE with Bob Seger - be sure to watch the original video. You'll see what I mean.

    #12

    The Elevator Was To The Left, And The Bathroom To The Right. They Also Had Tis Sign Referring To Both

    The Elevator Was To The Left, And The Bathroom To The Right. They Also Had Tis Sign Referring To Both

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    Megan Lauhon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My stupid a*s thought it was depicting that the elevator goes both up and down.

    Dirtdevil
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At work we have a sign "these stairs go up and down" Duh

    pemdas927
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not necessarily a "duh" statement. In the song "If I Were a Rich Man" there is the line "I'd build one long staircase just going up. And one even longer going down. And one more going no where, just for show."

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    Blyss Blyssylb
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Elevator goes UP for Women and DOWN for all Others (everyone else)

    ValdaDeDieu
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Notice the braille - for the unfortunate blind person needing either...

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    #13

    Thought This One Was Pretty Funny

    Thought This One Was Pretty Funny

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    Lucca Wenner
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What does that even mean?! Do I want to know?!

    grangeville girl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rainbow is a brand of vacuum cleaner. I love mine.

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    Fintan Lawton
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus you know things are bad when even the leprechauns have to sell their rainbows

    Gary Fleming
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aye, m'lad. I remember the day I sold me rainbow to a sailor boy... 'Twas a sad shame, m'laddie.

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    ValdaDeDieu
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, once that pot of gold is gone...

    John Legere
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    rainbow is a vacumn cleaner brand. I have one.

    #14

    Not Quite Sure What This Is

    Not Quite Sure What This Is

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    Dirtdevil
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this what AI comes up with? Yummy!

    Katya Davidson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just idiom. I bet pigs in a blanket is pretty funny to people too

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    Lyone Fein
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like some sesame oil hot sauce pizza!

    #15

    Absolutely No

    Absolutely No

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    Easily Excitable Panda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come on, no beer? If you can't have dogs, you should at least be able to have beer!

    GhostlySnail
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So where am I supposed to bring my motor vehicle riding, beer drinking, religious pet politician?! How inconsiderate of them.

    Blyss Blyssylb
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤔 Too blurry to understand...😒

    #16

    When I Try To Clean Printheads On My Hp Printer, This Warning Sign Comes Up

    When I Try To Clean Printheads On My Hp Printer, This Warning Sign Comes Up

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    Jessica N
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hp printer hates it's own cartridges? Sounds about right. Sigh. Hate printers

    Odin Schmidt
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fix the problem, get rid of the printer!

    J.M. Home
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The printer: FIGURE IT OUT YOUR SELF!!!!

    #17

    I'm Glad This Was Made Absolutely Clear

    I'm Glad This Was Made Absolutely Clear

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    Hilary Mol
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I'll just stick with the vegetable dumplings.

    Odin Schmidt
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, but don't get he meet dumplings. They might be from below the bull's penis.

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    Blyss Blyssylb
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😆 AI misunderstood Broccoli Beef as What!? 😳 😂🤣

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    #18

    Typo Memu

    Typo Memu

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    ValdaDeDieu
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's wrong with this sign? Deliciousness to be had.

    #19

    This May Be Funny To Some!

    This May Be Funny To Some!

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    Lucca Wenner
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Darn gawd! Not that old, but remember when it was...hrms....was it 14 or 24 cents? I was a little thing. Gas prices have increased basically about 4-8 bucks a gallon over the last 40 years (depending where you live)

    Kyle Pierson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that's targeted advertising

    Katya Davidson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not that old but I remember when you could get gas in Oklahoma for less than a dollar per gallon. I grew up in Texas, so it was $1.09 for us when I got my driver's license in 1998

    Theresa Carroll
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember when gas went to a dollar my dad was super upset.. for the first 9/10 years of my life it was like 75 cents a gallon...

    Blyss Blyssylb
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    FOREST LAWN Funeral Home and Services by Arbor Memorial Inc. {-Arborists will get this! As for the when GAS was 5¢ per liter... maybe in 1950

    lonely miso
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this implying human fossil fuel?

    lonely miso
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh wait i said the same thing. maybe cause it's a FUNERAL home and it's like "remember when (something so long ago)"

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    #20

    Yes, Bk, You Did Lose

    Yes, Bk, You Did Lose

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    Blyss Blyssylb
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I LOVE the Smell of Charbroiled Meat! 😋

    #21

    What Is Comic Sans Doing At My Job?

    What Is Comic Sans Doing At My Job?

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    Frank Miller
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People really need to get over this "comic sans is not for professional use" thing. This isn't a technical document, it's a sign, for crying out loud.

    Worst Cop in Britain
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Comic sans is a great font for the dyslexic