Hey Pandas, Choose A Superpower, But The First Person To Respond Selects The Side Effect (Closed)

But you still cast a shadow.

Side effect , the light reflects straight through you so you're blind

When you're invisible, you can't see

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Side effect, noxious gas.

but you don't understand humans anymore

But not understand their accents....

but you don't know what you are saying

Using it gives you migraines…

but you don't know how to use it very well *cue you trying to score a 3 pointer in basketball, but you end up bonking someone in the head*

You can't move objects heavier than 10 pounds.

You can only fly when naked.

You get air sickness....and hurl like you've been possessed in The Exorcist.

Jeebr , what is internet ? I'm scrolling BP on my rock

you keep swallowing bugs as you fly

2nd, but: "You still have to buy tickets."

2nd, but: "You still be late to anything."

Side effects: You read the thoughts of everyone within 10 feet of you at once. You can't control it.

But only when they are judging your looks.

Side effort: Because of the effort for you body to refresh you sleep for 23 hours a day

Side effect, all your pain and aches will suddenly come back one day

Side effect: Every time you teleport you age by 5 years

The way it works is that you swap positions with where you wanted to teleport, so if you accidentally teleport inside someone, you might dismember them (like you swapped places with where their arm was)

But you maintain your local original velocity

the amount of water you can control is equal to the amount of water you've drunk in the last 24 hours

but it's exactly the size of the drawing

But if you see someone, then they see you as well💀

You would have the world's worst myopia. You would need glasses even to see the glasses on your nose.

can't humans do that already? cuz like.. 🧊🧊🧊

But only the music, and it ends up sounding really bad

You age twice as fast

But you can't speak or write them, only understand.

But you amass a legion of stalkers...

It only works during your work shift

But they all reject you and you are an animal outcast