Hey Pandas, Choose A Superpower, But The First Person To Respond Selects The Side Effect (Closed)

side effect: it only works at night. 💀

but you don't understand humans anymore

Using it gives you migraines…

You can only fly when naked.

2nd, but: "You still be late to anything."

Side effects: You read the thoughts of everyone within 10 feet of you at once. You can't control it.

Side effort: Because of the effort for you body to refresh you sleep for 23 hours a day

Side effect: Every time you teleport you age by 5 years

the amount of water you can control is equal to the amount of water you've drunk in the last 24 hours

but it's exactly the size of the drawing

But if you see someone, then they see you as well💀

But only the music, and it ends up sounding really bad

You age twice as fast

But you can't speak or write them, only understand.

But you amass a legion of stalkers...

It only works during your work shift

But they all reject you and you are an animal outcast

You can only hold on to a power for one minute every 24 hours

But they hate everyone else you care about

But when you try to present your findings, men refuse to accept them

for those who don't know, the episode features an alien woman, Gem, who has the power to heal wounds and injuries in others by absorbing them into herself. She then heals at an accelerated rate.................................... Side effect - You can absorb the wounds and injuries of others and they heal instantaneously, but not you. You heal at the normal human rate.

You would get uglier every time: 5 shifts "Frankenstein's Monster", 10 shifts the "Swamp thing", 20 shifts "The Blob".

Side effect: Every time you fly you turn in to Donald Trump for a day

but no matter which language you're speaking, you have a ridiculously bad accent that makes people cringe

You may accidentally alter the future, and not in a good way.

Every time you regenerate, a random endangered species dies

You don't absorb any of the nutrients from the foods you consume, and receive no benefits from what you eat.

Side effect: You can't communicate with anybody, be it animals or humans, when in penguin form.

Side affects: every single criminal wants to kill you

But your mental health problem is that you imagine you are in America.

I don't know why this posted twice. Maybe that is my superpower.

but you can't unstop time by yourself

Only works when playing polo

side effect: you can only do it for 10 minutes at a time, and you have to speak to them to start that 10 minutes

Bresche who?

Side effect: Switching back and forth from air to water takes 2.5 minutes of terrifying near asphyxiation

Side effect: like most politicians, you are unable to act upon your decisions.

But it only works at night.

Reception will always be filled with static.

But you can't be nice, whenever your friend/family/partner is in pain, you can only respond with, "wow. I feel your pain sooooo much," and it ends up destroying all the relationships you worked so hard to secure, and every single witty reply scrapes the emotionless black void you fought so hard to avoid all those years in therapy. But then again, you get a lot of upvotes (this isn't hating on Nathaniel btw, I'm trying to be funny)