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31 Unconventional Crushes People Actually Have: Decide Which Ones Are Truly Valid
“Would you really put this on your cake?” There’s a “hear me out” trend where people share their most questionable or oddly specific crushes. Usually, it’s a character from a movie, show, or cartoon that someone got a little too attached to. To top it off, they print out a photo of the character and stick it into a cake. It’s like a tribute that says, “Yep, this is my pick and I’m owning it.”
In this poll, you’ll be the one doing the judging. We picked 31 characters who’ve all been labeled someone’s “hear me out” crush.
Would you add them to your own cake? Let’s find out! 🍰
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#1
Pocahontas
BrunoVI 6 months ago (edited)
Wrong. She was 17 or 18, when she met Rolfe, and 21 when she died. And I do expect that most people "crushed" on fictional people or celebrities are quite young.
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Robin Hood
Lynchamigsakta 6 months ago
I mean fox robin hood is foxy, it was the way he moved for me when I was a kid
#3
Flynn Rider From "Tangled"
#4
Emily From "Corpse Bride"
The Majestic Opossum 6 months ago
Not for me but I can see how she'd give off that "hot but broken" vibe for some guys lol
BrunoVI 6 months ago
Wasn't she played by the same woman who played Ally McBeal? (No. Just a joke.)
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Sir David Attenborough
SchadenFreudian Psychology 6 months ago
The thing is, he’s really, really old. I’d lose him too soon.
#6
Velma Dinkley From "Scooby Doo"
#7
Astrid Hofferson From "How To Train Your Dragon"
Featherytoad 6 months ago
Off topic, but why is How To Train Your Dragon in theaters like it's a new movie?
LakotaWolf (she/her) 6 months ago
It's a "live-action" version of the previous computer-animated version.
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#9
Chel From "The Road To El Dorado"
#10
Katniss Everdeen From "The Hunger Games"
The Majestic Opossum 6 months ago
Again, "well, duh!" - she's hot and a total badas.s, what's not to love?
SchadenFreudian Psychology 6 months ago
I don’t think it would work. She’s so serious all the time. I need someone I can laugh and have fun with. (I realize that her life was not conducive to laughter and fun. Frankly, if I lived in her world, I think I would just stay single. I’d be too depressed and stressed out to ever be in the mood, so to speak.)
#12
Bob Ross
Rick Murray 6 months ago
So the 24% cake wasted have no idea who he is, right? I'm a bloke and I've never had a crush on him, but if somebody put a picture of him on a cake I would not be offended. He's not a wasted cake, he's a legend.
#14
Scar From "The Lion King"
BrunoVI 6 months ago
Merely maligned by the media. Like it's his fault the weather was bad. His inner circle were scavengers; the "good guy" surrounded himself with killers.
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#15
Jewel From "Rio"
LakotaWolf (she/her) 6 months ago
Well, you're a bird, of course you'd say "Absolutely"! XD
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Prince Naveen From "The Princess And The Frog"
#17
Lola Bunny From "Space Jam"
At Least I'm Not You 6 months ago
Wouldn't look twice at an indigenous woman, but is ready to fu(k a rabbit -- nice. And still racist.
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#18
Gill From "Finding Nemo"
The Majestic Opossum 6 months ago
Only because it's Willem Defoe and I unreasonably love that man.
LakotaWolf (she/her) 6 months ago
Same! I'd seen him in a few movies from the 80s (Platoon, Born on the Fourth of July) but I first really "noticed" him as an actor in The Boondock Saints. Absolutely fabulous actor.
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Lord Farquaad From "Shrek"
BrunoVI 6 months ago
Apparently the creators of Snow White thought he was just lovely!
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Bella Swan From "The Twilight Saga"
#21
Michael Scott From "The Office"
#22
Harley Quinn From "Birds Of Prey (And The Fantabulous Emancipation Of One Harley Quinn)"
The Majestic Opossum 6 months ago
I feel like this goes in the "well, duh!" Category. She's a fox. And a bad girl. What's not to love?!
#23
Edward Scissorhands
The Majestic Opossum 6 months ago
He's a gem. Pretty sure even my 12 year old and her friends have a crush on him.
LakotaWolf (she/her) 6 months ago
I was 8 when this movie came out and I loved the love story XD
#24
Hermione Granger From "Harry Potter" Movies
BrunoVI 6 months ago
Did BP have to put a picture of her as a young child? (No matter what, I was always waaaaay too much older than her to have ever crushed on her, but she grew into a lovely, young lady.)
The Majestic Opossum 6 months ago
Seriously! They couldn't have chosen a pic from a later movie, where she's an actual adult?? Gross.
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Mr. Clean
LakotaWolf (she/her) 6 months ago
When my parents first started our family business (a housecleaning service) in the 90s, I offered to draw our "mascot"/logo, as I'm the only one in the family with artistic leanings. I used Mr. Clean as the model. My parents vetoed the design XD mrmegamaid...bb868b.jpg 
#27
Diego From "Ice Age"
#28
Lightning Mcqueen From "Cars"
Rika 6 months ago
H*ll yes! I always joke that if it were legal, I would marry him. (Now, it makes sense because I love cars in general and Lightning's personality was apparently partly inspired by an artist I really like.)
The Majestic Opossum 6 months ago
Which is funny because I said nope for the same reasons 😂 "but, it's a car!" And "his character is a döuche". Lol
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#30
Pennywise From "It"
LakotaWolf (she/her) 6 months ago (edited)
Having read the book many times, I know that IT is actually "female" (insofar as it has a clutch of horrible alien-monster eggs that the Losers Club have to destroy) and IT is a monstrous, malevolent, incomprehensibly-evil entity from beyond our space/time that desires nothing except the t0rture and destruction of the human race soo... I can't really separate Bill Skarsgård's attractiveness from the fact that IT is a cosmically evil entity that is basically even more evil than Cthulhu XD
#31
Dr. Phil
Ms.GB 6 months ago
I find it ironic that he decided he should counsel people on how to get in shape. Not to body shame or anything but if I want some expert advice of how to get really fit and shredded the Dr. Phil book isn't gonna be the first one I'm reaching for. I don't aspire to look like Dr. Phil.
Jess Bertram 6 months ago
In no world does crushing on a bloated, narcissistic, unqualified pseudo therapist sound acceptable.
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What do you think ?
E John 6 months ago
How are Pocahontas, Flynn, Astrid, Chel, Velma, or even Mr. Clean "unconventional"? They may be animated, bit they're still normal humans
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StrangeOne 6 months ago
Disturbingly, yes. I met one of them on Twitter years ago. She said it was the actor she has a crush on, but yet she was ogling the character. It was weird.
Load More Replies... The Majestic Opossum 6 months ago
Some were kinda dumb, but overall I enjoyed this - fun to read the comments and know I'm not the only weirdo with crushes on cartoons out there.
T'Mar of Vulcan 6 months ago
I think all of these (except Dr Phil - he's an arsehole) are valid. As a pre-teen I had a crush on Mark from Battle of the Planets (Gatchaman).
BrunoVI 6 months ago
How about "way after my time or wrong gender, but I could see it"? I'm curious to see the results, but I don't want to down-vote anyone just to see.
digitalin 6 months ago
I voted the same on the wrong gender, not bc I personally had a crush but bc they were completely valid.
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Mel in Georgia 6 months ago
My first crush when I was about 7 was Speed Racer. I remember having dreams about him!
E John 6 months ago
How are Pocahontas, Flynn, Astrid, Chel, Velma, or even Mr. Clean "unconventional"? They may be animated, bit they're still normal humans
Load More Replies... StrangeOne 6 months ago
Disturbingly, yes. I met one of them on Twitter years ago. She said it was the actor she has a crush on, but yet she was ogling the character. It was weird.
Load More Replies... The Majestic Opossum 6 months ago
Some were kinda dumb, but overall I enjoyed this - fun to read the comments and know I'm not the only weirdo with crushes on cartoons out there.
T'Mar of Vulcan 6 months ago
I think all of these (except Dr Phil - he's an arsehole) are valid. As a pre-teen I had a crush on Mark from Battle of the Planets (Gatchaman).
BrunoVI 6 months ago
How about "way after my time or wrong gender, but I could see it"? I'm curious to see the results, but I don't want to down-vote anyone just to see.
digitalin 6 months ago
I voted the same on the wrong gender, not bc I personally had a crush but bc they were completely valid.
Load More Replies... Mel in Georgia 6 months ago
My first crush when I was about 7 was Speed Racer. I remember having dreams about him!
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