31 Unconventional Crushes People Actually Have: Decide Which Ones Are Truly Valid
“Would you really put this on your cake?” There’s a “hear me out” trend where people share their most questionable or oddly specific crushes. Usually, it’s a character from a movie, show, or cartoon that someone got a little too attached to. To top it off, they print out a photo of the character and stick it into a cake. It’s like a tribute that says, “Yep, this is my pick and I’m owning it.”
In this poll, you’ll be the one doing the judging. We picked 31 characters who’ve all been labeled someone’s “hear me out” crush.
Would you add them to your own cake? Let’s find out! 🍰
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Pocahontas
Emily From "Corpse Bride"
Not for me but I can see how she'd give off that "hot but broken" vibe for some guys lol
Sir David Attenborough
Velma Dinkley From "Scooby Doo"
Astrid Hofferson From "How To Train Your Dragon"
Chel From "The Road To El Dorado"
Katniss Everdeen From "The Hunger Games"
Again, "well, duh!" - she's hot and a total badas.s, what's not to love?
Scar From "The Lion King"
Lola Bunny From "Space Jam"
Gill From "Finding Nemo"
Only because it's Willem Defoe and I unreasonably love that man.
Lord Farquaad From "Shrek"
Harley Quinn From "Birds Of Prey (And The Fantabulous Emancipation Of One Harley Quinn)"
I feel like this goes in the "well, duh!" Category. She's a fox. And a bad girl. What's not to love?!
Edward Scissorhands
He's a gem. Pretty sure even my 12 year old and her friends have a crush on him.
Mr. Clean
When my parents first started our family business (a housecleaning service) in the 90s, I offered to draw our "mascot"/logo, as I'm the only one in the family with artistic leanings. I used Mr. Clean as the model. My parents vetoed the design XD mrmegamaid...bb868b.jpg
Pennywise From "It"
Having read the book many times, I know that IT is actually "female" (insofar as it has a clutch of horrible alien-monster eggs that the Losers Club have to destroy) and IT is a monstrous, malevolent, incomprehensibly-evil entity from beyond our space/time that desires nothing except the t0rture and destruction of the human race soo... I can't really separate Bill Skarsgård's attractiveness from the fact that IT is a cosmically evil entity that is basically even more evil than Cthulhu XD
Dr. Phil
How are Pocahontas, Flynn, Astrid, Chel, Velma, or even Mr. Clean "unconventional"? They may be animated, bit they're still normal humans
Load More Replies...Disturbingly, yes. I met one of them on Twitter years ago. She said it was the actor she has a crush on, but yet she was ogling the character. It was weird.
Load More Replies...Some were kinda dumb, but overall I enjoyed this - fun to read the comments and know I'm not the only weirdo with crushes on cartoons out there.
I think all of these (except Dr Phil - he's an arsehole) are valid. As a pre-teen I had a crush on Mark from Battle of the Planets (Gatchaman).
How about "way after my time or wrong gender, but I could see it"? I'm curious to see the results, but I don't want to down-vote anyone just to see.
I voted the same on the wrong gender, not bc I personally had a crush but bc they were completely valid.
Load More Replies...My first crush when I was about 7 was Speed Racer. I remember having dreams about him!
Lot of beastlity and cartoon loving going on, and I've seen a documentary were people "love there cars" but most just weird imo , had to say yeah to Bob Ross as no little accidents lol and were was Mister Rogers or Dolly Parton.
I think almost everyone had a crush on Robin Hood or Lola rabbit, without being furries. It's the charm and charisma, not the body. Kids see these characters as people first.
Load More Replies...This list contains David Attenborough, born in 1926 - what do you mean, "too contemporary?
Load More Replies...How are Pocahontas, Flynn, Astrid, Chel, Velma, or even Mr. Clean "unconventional"? They may be animated, bit they're still normal humans
Load More Replies...Disturbingly, yes. I met one of them on Twitter years ago. She said it was the actor she has a crush on, but yet she was ogling the character. It was weird.
Load More Replies...Some were kinda dumb, but overall I enjoyed this - fun to read the comments and know I'm not the only weirdo with crushes on cartoons out there.
I think all of these (except Dr Phil - he's an arsehole) are valid. As a pre-teen I had a crush on Mark from Battle of the Planets (Gatchaman).
How about "way after my time or wrong gender, but I could see it"? I'm curious to see the results, but I don't want to down-vote anyone just to see.
I voted the same on the wrong gender, not bc I personally had a crush but bc they were completely valid.
Load More Replies...My first crush when I was about 7 was Speed Racer. I remember having dreams about him!
Lot of beastlity and cartoon loving going on, and I've seen a documentary were people "love there cars" but most just weird imo , had to say yeah to Bob Ross as no little accidents lol and were was Mister Rogers or Dolly Parton.
I think almost everyone had a crush on Robin Hood or Lola rabbit, without being furries. It's the charm and charisma, not the body. Kids see these characters as people first.
Load More Replies...This list contains David Attenborough, born in 1926 - what do you mean, "too contemporary?
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