This Guy’s Grandmother’s Ashes Got Scattered By Jetskis And It’s As Bad As It Sounds
If not all of us are blessed with the power to always find the silver lining in even the grimmest situations, it’s probably safe to say that most of us certainly try to. But some situations are so borderline hilarious there’s no need for trying. On the contrary – you’d do anything to stay your calm, collected self instead of giggling like a teenage girl about some nonsense. Well, Mitch Feltscheer came to Twitter with the best kind of such stories – grim setting, serious occasion, and uncontrollable laughs! What could be better!
Mitch Fetscheer took to Twitter to share a hilarious story of how the scattering of his grandma’s ashes went terribly yet hilariously wrong
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Share on FacebookWhen we buried my grandmother, we had a serious problem, the coffin was too long for the grave (made of concrete as it was in Italy) We had to chop off two cm of the coffin to make it fit. We had a good laugh....
My grandma tripped while pouring grandpas ashes into a lake he loved. She fell face first into the lake and grandpa. It was surely a laugh.
Those are the best funerals - tears and laughter. My grandmother was buried in a 'family plot' in thee country side. But the grave is right outside the chapel and, apparently, the undertaker felt a three meter walk is too short., So without telling us they shlepped the casket needlesly all around the chapel (and not, ther was no path there - we all walked through the gras). we were stuck between crying and a bit confused . And then my older says 'Well, she did always like to travel'. My mom almost lost it, I fortunately didn't heae it, then, because I have less self-control. Lots of food and drink afterwards. It was a good funeral.
I'm reminded of the scene in The Big Lebowski when Walter tries to scatter Theodore's ashes and the wind is blowing toward W and the ashes go into The Dude's face since he is standing behind Walter.
All I could think of was Jim Croce singing, "You don't tug on Superman's cape, You don't toss grandma into the wind..."
When we scattered my Nans ashes my aunties dog went straight up and pissed on them in front of the whole family, was the perfect send off!
When we buried my grandmother, we had a serious problem, the coffin was too long for the grave (made of concrete as it was in Italy) We had to chop off two cm of the coffin to make it fit. We had a good laugh....
My grandma tripped while pouring grandpas ashes into a lake he loved. She fell face first into the lake and grandpa. It was surely a laugh.
Those are the best funerals - tears and laughter. My grandmother was buried in a 'family plot' in thee country side. But the grave is right outside the chapel and, apparently, the undertaker felt a three meter walk is too short., So without telling us they shlepped the casket needlesly all around the chapel (and not, ther was no path there - we all walked through the gras). we were stuck between crying and a bit confused . And then my older says 'Well, she did always like to travel'. My mom almost lost it, I fortunately didn't heae it, then, because I have less self-control. Lots of food and drink afterwards. It was a good funeral.
I'm reminded of the scene in The Big Lebowski when Walter tries to scatter Theodore's ashes and the wind is blowing toward W and the ashes go into The Dude's face since he is standing behind Walter.
All I could think of was Jim Croce singing, "You don't tug on Superman's cape, You don't toss grandma into the wind..."
When we scattered my Nans ashes my aunties dog went straight up and pissed on them in front of the whole family, was the perfect send off!
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