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Robots running our lives may sound like the plot of a film - but with the advent of AI virtual assistants, it has become a reality. The definition of an AI is “a computer system capable of performing tasks that normally require human capabilities, such as visual perception, language recognition, decision-making, and language translation.” Companies have rolled out their own versions these virtual helpers such as - Siri, Google Assistant and Alexa.

It's undeniable that they have some pretty cool capabilities, but did you know that dark humor was one of them? People on Reddit shared the answers they received from their AI virtual assistants when they told them 'I can't breath', and frankly this list deserves its own Black Mirror episode. Scroll down to read them all and don't forget to upvote your favs!

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Treemurphy Report

Lilli
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

wow someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed...

Elizabeth
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am betting this is Siri. She learns the people who own the phone, if they are a sarcastic smarty pants she will become one too

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Susan Trevino
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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meow point1
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe being a robot, she thinks not being able to breathe is normal.

Voice-activated assistants are adding millions of users per year. In 2021, there might be more voice assistants around the globe than people. A report from the UN agency that collates studies of smart voice assistants collected some fascinating data that proves that AI technology is not the future but the present. The technology research firm Canalys estimates that approximately 100 million smart speakers – essentially hardware designed for users to interact with voice assistants – were sold globally in 2018 alone.

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    CaptainClumsy04 Report

    Origami Chik3n
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By chance, is Alexa's last name Drago?

    Sandra Luz
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like a Jobs' response.

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    Stimpy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one actually is very helpful...

    Jordan W.
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Add "Google" in front and she's more kind

    meow point1
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is only applicable to panic attacks, but at least it's more useful than the others.

    Iceroyalmilktea
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ah yes, because when I can't breathe, the first thing I want to is reading an article 😂

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    Priya Abani, Amazon’s director of Alexa Voice Service, told Wired magazine: ‘We basically envision a world where Alexa is everywhere - well they are winning. According to The Atlantic, the ecosystem that has developed around Amazon’s Alexa digital assistant now includes 20,000 smart home devices representing more than 3,500 brands, and Alexa’s voice is present in more than 100 third-party gadgets, such as automobiles, headphones and security systems.

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    shea241 Report

    AI assistants are becoming part of the family, and the study shows that they are being placed in rooms where you would most likely congregate. According to the report, 45.9% of owners opt for the living room, 41.4% put them in kitchens, and 36.8% go for the bedroom. Interestingly, only 10.9% of smart speaker owners put them in home offices, even though they seem like they would be very helpful for someone who had a lot of work to get done. 

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    dfBishop Report

    Stros
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend doesn't drink enough water. Every time she complains she has headache\nausea I tell her to drink more water and after that she'll be alright. She is joking that if I see someone dead I'm gonna say it's because he is dehydrated even if he is stabbed in the chest. :D

    Char Char
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My SIL says the same thing about pooping. To EVERYTHING!

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    Laura Doherty
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That almost sounds passive aggressive teenager! Like, go AWAY human, You're SOOO annoying

    Rattle Battlesnake
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hey, cut him some slack... he's trying. :D

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    DrSnikerFreak Report

    If you aren't ready to make the leap to AI technology - you might have already done it. According to a PGEA study, only 33% think that they use technology that features artificial intelligence when in reality, 77% use an AI-powered service. According to a study by Creative Strategies, only 2% of iPhone owners have never used Siri, and only 4% of Android owners have never leveraged the power of OK Google. When it comes to usage, 51% use voice assistants in the car, 6% in public, and 1.3% at work.

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    FastFoodLegend26 Report

    moeless
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Breath is not a verb so this whole conversation is moot.

    MammaG
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't spell, either. Breath and breathe and different words.

    SkyTheImaginer
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't type to talk to Siri you talk. And she misinterpretes.

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    Iceroyalmilktea
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is the kind of reply I give others too, reading it here, it kinda seems distant and off-ish...

    Companies have been slow to add male voice options for digital assistants, in part because it is expensive and complex. Google did not offer a male voice for its assistant technologies until late 2017,75 and Amazon’s Alexa and Microsoft’s Cortana, despite both being on the market since 2014, still offer only female voices. In February 2019, Amazon added additional languages (German, Japanese and Spanish) as well as British-accented English to Alexa’s repertoire, but the voices are still exclusively female. Apple’s Siri technology is female by default in 17 of 21 languages. 

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    Kitten
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “I caN’T breathe me-“

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    FoxtrotAlpha2412 Report

    Id row
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This just went from amusing to tragic.

    ThatOnePanda
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine this being the last thing to read when choking

    marnidarr
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what I got too. Very sad.

    Concerned
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fight with the police and you get forcibly detained. Unfortunately some people are so sick that they have a heart attack when the adrenaline runs out.

    Inflatable Lunchbox
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "number of deaths: 1" this man must have a massive k/d

    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly enough, this is true. Dead for selling single cigarettes.

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    me
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, you don't have to be so harsh...

    Rory O'Flaherty
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a really fed up mother who doesn't believe a word of it lol

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    ThatOnePanda
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Wut??" - my last very choked breath

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    Lilli
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    anyone else bothered that their phone is on 10% or is it just me??

    Berry
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its like the coincidence i think not meme BREATHING? I THINK NOT!

    Abur Felix
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one can't be helped. Battery almost dead, network signal only two bars. How will s/he survive?

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    moeless
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? Are you breath-feeding your kidth?

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    Errorsaurus
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course she doesn't understand breathing--she's a robot.

    Ceri Mcclellan
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha, like the avatar and name, was just wondering the other day how many people don't realise the Errorsaurus keeps you entertained when there's no connection? :)

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    Emily
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the Google equivalent of "Cant relate"