People Say “I Can’t Breathe” To Siri And Google Assistant And Screenshot The Responses (20 Pics)
Robots running our lives may sound like the plot of a film - but with the advent of AI virtual assistants, it has become a reality. The definition of an AI is “a computer system capable of performing tasks that normally require human capabilities, such as visual perception, language recognition, decision-making, and language translation.” Companies have rolled out their own versions these virtual helpers such as - Siri, Google Assistant and Alexa.
It's undeniable that they have some pretty cool capabilities, but did you know that dark humor was one of them? People on Reddit shared the answers they received from their AI virtual assistants when they told them 'I can't breath', and frankly this list deserves its own Black Mirror episode. Scroll down to read them all and don't forget to upvote your favs!
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I am betting this is Siri. She learns the people who own the phone, if they are a sarcastic smarty pants she will become one too
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Voice-activated assistants are adding millions of users per year. In 2021, there might be more voice assistants around the globe than people. A report from the UN agency that collates studies of smart voice assistants collected some fascinating data that proves that AI technology is not the future but the present. The technology research firm Canalys estimates that approximately 100 million smart speakers – essentially hardware designed for users to interact with voice assistants – were sold globally in 2018 alone.
This one is only applicable to panic attacks, but at least it's more useful than the others.
ah yes, because when I can't breathe, the first thing I want to is reading an article 😂
Priya Abani, Amazon’s director of Alexa Voice Service, told Wired magazine: ‘We basically envision a world where Alexa is everywhere - well they are winning. According to The Atlantic, the ecosystem that has developed around Amazon’s Alexa digital assistant now includes 20,000 smart home devices representing more than 3,500 brands, and Alexa’s voice is present in more than 100 third-party gadgets, such as automobiles, headphones and security systems.
That is eactly* what my google said *Im a kid; i dont spell right
AI assistants are becoming part of the family, and the study shows that they are being placed in rooms where you would most likely congregate. According to the report, 45.9% of owners opt for the living room, 41.4% put them in kitchens, and 36.8% go for the bedroom. Interestingly, only 10.9% of smart speaker owners put them in home offices, even though they seem like they would be very helpful for someone who had a lot of work to get done.
My friend doesn't drink enough water. Every time she complains she has headache\nausea I tell her to drink more water and after that she'll be alright. She is joking that if I see someone dead I'm gonna say it's because he is dehydrated even if he is stabbed in the chest. :D
My SIL says the same thing about pooping. To EVERYTHING!
Load More Replies...That almost sounds passive aggressive teenager! Like, go AWAY human, You're SOOO annoying
If you aren't ready to make the leap to AI technology - you might have already done it. According to a PGEA study, only 33% think that they use technology that features artificial intelligence when in reality, 77% use an AI-powered service. According to a study by Creative Strategies, only 2% of iPhone owners have never used Siri, and only 4% of Android owners have never leveraged the power of OK Google. When it comes to usage, 51% use voice assistants in the car, 6% in public, and 1.3% at work.
You don't type to talk to Siri you talk. And she misinterpretes.
Load More Replies...this is the kind of reply I give others too, reading it here, it kinda seems distant and off-ish...
Companies have been slow to add male voice options for digital assistants, in part because it is expensive and complex. Google did not offer a male voice for its assistant technologies until late 2017,75 and Amazon’s Alexa and Microsoft’s Cortana, despite both being on the market since 2014, still offer only female voices. In February 2019, Amazon added additional languages (German, Japanese and Spanish) as well as British-accented English to Alexa’s repertoire, but the voices are still exclusively female. Apple’s Siri technology is female by default in 17 of 21 languages.
Sounds like a really fed up mother who doesn't believe a word of it lol
Load More Replies...By the time the paramedics got there, they were both dead :'(
Load More Replies...This one can't be helped. Battery almost dead, network signal only two bars. How will s/he survive?
'Can't breathe' needs 911, not reading material!
Load More Replies...Ha, like the avatar and name, was just wondering the other day how many people don't realise the Errorsaurus keeps you entertained when there's no connection? :)
Load More Replies...I think some of not all of these are fake. I asked Siri this ten times and EVERY time she just gives me a list of hospitals
The one with a song by Bea Miller is definitely not fake. I got the same)
Load More Replies...Since you’re talking it probably assumes you can breathe, but still I agree since people might say they can’t breathe if they’re having trouble breathing.
Load More Replies...Imagine if they code Siri/google to actually place a 911 call if you type/say that into your phone?
then flood of fake call to emergency responder will occur
Load More Replies...It's funnier in spanish:
Tell google you cant breathe
And it will tell you that's cool and it never has to worry about bad breath. WhatsApp-I...dc978.jpeg
I asked mine and it gave me an option to call Emergency services and locations to a regular hospital and a mental hospital...my Siri cares...
I just did it on my google assistant. I got the book recommendation
I think some of not all of these are fake. I asked Siri this ten times and EVERY time she just gives me a list of hospitals
The one with a song by Bea Miller is definitely not fake. I got the same)
Load More Replies...Since you’re talking it probably assumes you can breathe, but still I agree since people might say they can’t breathe if they’re having trouble breathing.
Load More Replies...Imagine if they code Siri/google to actually place a 911 call if you type/say that into your phone?
then flood of fake call to emergency responder will occur
Load More Replies...It's funnier in spanish:
Tell google you cant breathe
And it will tell you that's cool and it never has to worry about bad breath. WhatsApp-I...dc978.jpeg
I asked mine and it gave me an option to call Emergency services and locations to a regular hospital and a mental hospital...my Siri cares...
I just did it on my google assistant. I got the book recommendation
