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Quit remaking Dune. I don't care what the academy says; trying to remake the Fremen into Baptists was a stupid idea.

That’s one way to get past the censorship…

So you’re saying he wood.

Somebody stop me

OH MY GOD! This is amazing! I need one for my computer desk!

That evil b***h! Anybody know her number? Asking for a friend.

Ugh, you are hilarious! Separate laundry, chuckle.

Put in a Schoenberg CD instead.

Must be why Taco Bell is my fast food god!

OMG! I'm dying here! Bwahahahahahahaha!

I'm happy to date someone who is as mentally ill as I am, with the caveat that we can't both be spiralling at the same time. This works out OK though as I am rarely calmer then when someone else near me is panicking. Like my subconscious knows that there's only room for one set of panic right now.

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Except for my dad, who's cried only two tears once when the cat needed surgery, all the guys I know cry when they feel like it, and I'm glad they're overcoming years of conditioning and are able to express and process their emotions.

I mozzarella look into this.

Upvote for the crow.

I hope they made manager, because brilliant!

Same

That's sad 🥺

New childish insult unlocked: "Oh yeah? Well, you're a horngus of a dongfish!"

M-oof.

F**k those guys

You have the right to remain stupid

You think those are scary, just look up a cassowary. Hey, that rhymes!

Please make "sorry not sorry" go away forever as well, thanks.

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Cannibal side of twitter

I absolutely have to try this.

Well, maybe they know you.

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In France I've worked a few jobs and internships that operated like this. If the work's done it's done, if it's not just come early another time and finish it -unless obviously it was a sensitive time with some emergencies.

So true 😂

Powerwolf: 90 minutes, give or take, of getting roasted in front row, jumping, screaming, all that jazz

O.K., this is funny.

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Yeah, efforts not paying up, seeing the world around us go nuts and about to burst into flames, being surrounded by hatred because a guy in the bus wearing a golden outfit sure is unusual, but old people insulting him for that is just pure rudeness -and I'm not even mentioning systemic problems-, seeing that ai is about to change drastically our relationship to proof and reality, the climate changing and already making our lives difficult if not worse (the surge in deaths this summer is, at best, a mood dampener)... Need I go on?

Glad to know I'm following the Word!

Toad-ally true.

Only if your skin tone is a little darker than theirs. Then the phrase "that they were afraid for their lives" seems to come into play.

Chinese food is famously from Japan.

Scary that she's wearing the gloves. Maybe she wipes it for you?

I’m passionate about cloth, so sew me!

This is the condition of one third of America. And they voted for the orangetan.

My grandparents lived with two other couples (inc Grandpas boss) in the forties because their house had been bombed. I think was probably just a house share.

But neither the potato nor the eggs gets to choose if they get hard or soft.

Definitely not working customer service.

If the noise didn't do it, the dog whould have smelled it.

Well, he does seem to have a point.

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It would be so cool though, if we could bend our arms like this

Ruined it for everyone else too. Niiice

I am lazy and I don't wash my Tervis as much as I should. And it says handwash at the bottom, and I'm like "Bud, you're going in the dishwasher"

Oooooh my ex hated me for that 😅 I always fell asleep when he drove. He seemed to think it was a "f you!" When I fell asleep. Because he was usually tired as well. But he also usually slept when I drove. I loved that, because then I got to listen to my music without him frantically trying to find something he liked. Lol.

Cream cheese would also work. Because I definitely deserve some cream cheese.

Nope. Tried it, doesn't work.

And looking cool doing it!

So that's what men need to do to meet intelligent girls! Get buried in a shallow grave.

"I do be' belongs on Meghan's list of phrases to retire.

Ohhh Yah, you betcha!

As an Australian visiting Florida I did this when I saw this place too, only I'm gay so I was suggesting that me and my friends should live there.

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"A Lacanian approach is a branch of psychoanalysis that explains the human mind by combining Sigmund Freud's work with structural linguistics and philosophy." Er well, that didn't help me understand things at all XD "Lacan taught that the hidden mind is not just a storage box for repressed urges. It operates using grammar, slips of the tongue, and word patterns. Human beings are driven by a constant feeling of 'lack'. We chase desires that can never be fully satisfied because language separates us from our original state of wholeness." Er... ooookay.

I went to a Hare Krishna vegetarian restaurant in Suva, Fiji. It was excellent. I wish there was one near where I live.

Ummmmm, what?!

I wonder where that prop hat is now.

Me wondering if she even slept during this... and why didn't he just block her number after the 10,000th time.

I firmly believe those who say "Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels 🤪🤪" have never had a single good, or at least above-average, food in their lives

I'm only 5'3 myself and never saw the appeal in having a partner who's that much taller. I'd like to look in my partners eyes, not up their nostrils. And kiss them without needing a stepladder or them bending so far down each time.