Unfiltered, Unhinged, Unforgettable: 85 Times People Said Exactly What Was On Their Mind
Interview With ExpertAs a person, you might have your fair share of chaotic or questionable thoughts, but that doesn’t always mean you should post them online. Still, some days, people ditch the filter completely and let the unhinged fly free across the internet. And when they do? It’s a spectacle.
We stumbled across a goldmine of such posts from the Instagram page ‘memechinchillaa,’ where people say whatever’s on their mind—no edits, no hesitation. From bizarre takes to hilarious one-liners, these posts are bold, and weirdly relatable. Scroll through, laugh out loud, and don’t forget to drop your favorites in the comments. Who knows, you might just find your inner chaos soulmate.
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I once went on a Safari tour where a lion pissed all over us. In sure that lion laughs about this...
A tire inflator with a bottle opener and lint brush combo, charged with 12v adaptor, embossed with a kicking stallion
This one reminds me of an oldie-but-a-goody. A woman answers a knock at the door to find two police officers stood there. One of them says 'Good afternoon, madam, are you Mrs. Smith, the wife of Mr. John Smith?' She says that she is and the officer continues "I'm afraid it looks as though your husband has received a severe facial wound'. 'Oh, I know', she replies, 'but I didn't marry him for his looks'.
I keep getting letters addressed to my grandfather. The guy hasn't been directing mail to this address in years and also he's now currently dead.
Women dress to impress other women. Men workout to impress other men.
I've never found eating any sort of takeaway to be depressing.
You don't know the flippy-flap of flare pants until you wear flare bell-bottom blue jeans with a macrame belt
Lloyds kept emailing me saying I had IMPORTANT information in my inbox. I actually emailed them and complained that this wasn't IMPORTANT information, it was like a statement, telling me what I, myself, had actually done. Not at all important. I used colourful language. I was quite insistent. Either I was persuasive enough, or enough people complained, because they now actually tell you what the unimportant IMPORTANT information is in the email.
Once I barged into the house and offered my mother a live white dove saying "I bring to you the Dove of Peace". I had found the bird sitting on the ground and thought it might be in distress, but couldn't resist making a prank of it. Dove was ultimately fine; just very tame and placid.
You spend $10 on iceberg water in a bottle, you'd better get your money's worth by refilling it with tap water
Oooh, that's me. I'm sick as a dog, but we are moving Sunday, so every hour I struggle out of bed and do several boxes and then collapse back in bed, but I'm nowhere near as far as I should be at this last minute.
The bed is made. Room is clean. Looks like she has her life in order. Goals!
Yes, I have been trained to watch a movie through the entire credits hoping for an Easter egg.
In my house this is the symbol for "Tea?" when you don't want to interrupt their call/tv/whatever.
Grandma: "146" Grandpa: "They mean bedroom partners." Grandma: "Oh...5" Grandpa: "But you were a virgin when we got married..." Me: "Wait...what was that first number about then?!" My parents: *Silently horrified*
Dumb question - do you all wear different makeup depending on the weather? Is rainy day mascara a thing?
Come on Mr. Vice President, we've spoken to you about posting under this account! Bad JD! Bad!
Not a tweet, but a slightly unhinged series of texts from my son while I was reading this list... (In the reply...)
Not a tweet, but a slightly unhinged series of texts from my son while I was reading this list... (In the reply...)
