50 Funny British Memes To Crack You Up

Some times Gordon really is the spokesperson for all the things we wish we could say lol

I'm not even British and I'm offended!

Solid actor, solid dude.

That’s New Zealand and we’re not normally that bad.

And now in other "things that didn't happen, Uncle Roger praised a Jamie Oliver recipe!"

Kids are like that. My little daughter once asked me what the nuggets were made of. I told her and she seemed horrified: They KILL the chickens for that???? Then she looked at the nuggets and muttered: But they are SO TASTY. And proceeded to eat them.

Passwords are strong in Wales.

Turk here.and this is sooo true considering the sheep ..and the coast line

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same here! I stupidly thought you would be driving through it not stuck on a car train

He looks much older than 14, and like he is disappointed with something! LOL

The Charles gene kicked in.

This must be taken during the pandemic...he has Corona after all

Sauron was disappointed with this latest batch of Urakai

The equivalent of a WhatsApp postcard. Here you keep that!

Also the smile you give when walking past someone in the office when you’ve already done the whole ‘good morning!’ thing.

Wallace & Gromit - a staple of our British culture <3

I haven't recovered from my last trip to Lidl. Came back with enough gear to equip a medium sized garage, but failed to buy any food. Anyone need an air compressor and a 4 post lift?

The tastiest thing here is the HP sauce.

LOLOLOLOLOL

straight to the point ing

M'na m'na.....

H.. h.. how does KFC run out of chicken? As an American this is incomprehensible.

Not only girls.

Aww, poor granddad.

He looks much better in the picture to the right!!

I found some data on this. The US consumes about 9.5 liters of pure ethanol per capita over the age of 15. The UK is estimated at 11.4 liters per capita. The EU average is 11.3 liters and the world average is 6.4 liters. EDIT: anually

Is this written by Faramir

Well, comfy shoes for long days. What's wrong with that?

Take that bit of parsley off immediately!

Average British:

Of course. "Hey Phil, is he using the hammer masonry drill?" "Yeah, DeWalt cordless"

That could also happen in Australia to be honest!

Yep, “should have gone to Specsavers”!

"Der Hundertjährige, der aus dem Fenster stieg und verschwand"?

Which one is your grandpa?

For the Scottish police, that's not what they got in a raid, that's just their lunch =P

I literally have nightmares that start like this, and end with the car flipping backwards and or rolling down the bill backwards

Yeah, that's the thing with missing people Ellie!- not knowing where they are is kinda the whole point!

The peas had to be photoshopped in, because English chippies don't have green peas with their pie and chips. It's mushy or nothing.

Too much information here!

Yeah, that's not how that works Mate!

Ah, Wales. The only country that plays Scrabble on a football field.

What is with those names?

If the first one is British culture then the Kardashians are American culture.

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It´s like he didn´t care!

Noooooooooooooooooooo!

Semi On?

Look at that camel toe!

Guessing Scottish.

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A (V large) kiddies meal.

Mash reminds me of the sausage castle that my Mum used to make when I was little - mash was the castle, sausages were the turrets and the beans was the moat!

Ingerland

The look says: "Such a shame. This was perfectly fine just a moment ago." ;)

Omg, right! I miss those.

Sadly, this is probably the most sensible thing he’s ever said.

I wasn't supposed to laugh was I?

Did he murder a real pilot and stretch the pilot's skin over his own?! Edit: spelling

Once, I went to a bar with a terrible beer selection, got flustered, and ordered a Stella. I'll never make that mistake again.

Well his TV work dried up and he needs the cash

UGH.

"What a sad little life, Jane" is the funniest. https://youtu.be/uYhSpi-KPwg?si=OQw-68BbNofPnK44

Ffs I read stag dogs and my mind just went

I had one from Michael Jackson to fund a new tour.

Oh, the dad didn´t care util the food was mentioned! I would have replied to the other texts as well!

Hmmm, the shade of the toast is a little brown for me, but I'll give it a 7/10.