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Macaulay Culkin Might Be One Of The Funniest People On Twitter, And Here Are 30 Of His Tweets To Prove It
Macaulay Culkin's performances in the Home Alone franchise, Richie Rich and My Girl defined the childhoods of most '90s kids. But now, decades later, he continues entertaining the same people as adults. The only thing that has changed is that he's doing it on the Internet instead of the big screen.
Turns out, the actor has a strong Twitter game, and we've been sleeping on it for way too long. Self-deprecating humor, interesting and unique insights, he is sharing it all and he's absolutely shameless. Continue scrolling to check out a refined collection of his best tweets and let us know if you think we need to take away Ryan Reynolds' Twitter comedian crown and give it to Macaulay instead.
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Demongrrrrl 6 years ago
Like when Charlie Chaplin came in 3rd place in a "Charlie Chaplin Lookalike" contest.
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Melissa Sawicki 6 years ago
I love this!!! While Peaches are delicious, Nectarines are simply by far the best fruit ever!!!!!
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I Just Changed My Name 6 years ago
The fact that he referenced "the barbecue" automatically gets you the invite in my book!
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Alex Bailey 6 years ago
Works a bit easier in the UK where we call them chips! Chips of potato which can be oven baked chips, pan-fried chips, triple-fried chips, microwaved chips... Crisps being the term used for the packets of thin-sliced crispy potato snacks because, well, they ARE crisp!
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CiscoZulfikar 6 years ago (edited)
Now we need another cameo of Macaulay Culkin with Mark Rober
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troufaki13 6 years ago
I love zucchinis! Have you tried oven-baked sliced zucchinis? They're sooooo good!!
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Rebekah Tracy 5 years ago
If you want to build yourself a gladiator ring, that sounds AWESOME!!!! FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS MACAULAY!!!
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troufaki13 6 years ago
That's because you can't gracefully fart. You have to let it go fully and freely to really enjoy the satisfaction of utter relief
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Wolfblood Fanatic 6 years ago
THEY. ARE. THE. WORST. Don't lie, we all eat pop tarts because the frosting looks appetising! NOW THEY ARE JUST HAVING HORRIBLE QUANTITY CONTROL!
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Anna roberts 6 years ago
Yeah, not a good idea. Why do you think the police came up with the battering ram?
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MrTree1779 6 years ago
The actor playing crackhead-priest (named "Matthew Mara") is David Hornsby, the cousin of musician Bruce Hornsby , husband of Emily Deschanel, and brother-in-law of Zooey Deschanel. -- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Hornsby
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Dorothy Parker 6 years ago
These are too good and show he's just fine. Kevin was him, not the reverse.
mph seti 6 years ago
Macaulay Culkin owns a website called Bunny Ears. It's loaded with comedy articles, and many are actually funny. Some people who used to write for Cracked, College Humor, etc. back when they were good post their work there.
Aimee P. 6 years ago
Thank you. I’ve never heard of this site before, but I just went; the articles I’ve read so far are hilarious! Definitely one I will be frequenting often!
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Dorothy Parker 6 years ago
These are too good and show he's just fine. Kevin was him, not the reverse.
mph seti 6 years ago
Macaulay Culkin owns a website called Bunny Ears. It's loaded with comedy articles, and many are actually funny. Some people who used to write for Cracked, College Humor, etc. back when they were good post their work there.
Aimee P. 6 years ago
Thank you. I’ve never heard of this site before, but I just went; the articles I’ve read so far are hilarious! Definitely one I will be frequenting often!
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