30 Of The Funniest Posts That Went Viral On X In July

“Excuse me, did I say you could quit?”

I want to be a duck in my next live. When it's hot ouside, they just go to swim, and people bring them snacks.

Do we have to have not had kids or can we become childless cat ladies once the kids have moved out?

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Relatable.

I hear you... I'm the "before" on every gym advert

I'm gluten free, so when I go to Italy my diet becomes 90% gelato. Elasticated waistbands are the way to go.

Al Bundy was fat and poor. Homer Simpson was considered "comically obese" and basically a loser. The guy that weights ~240 pounds, has house, two cars, (mostly) stay at home wife, goes to vacations and can spend money on beer with friends was considered a fat loser.

I"m 4"11". I'd feel like I was in a world of giants

My job uses eFax.

Grammar is important people! “Have you seen the dogs bowl?” 🎳 - “Have you seen the dog’s bowl?” 🥣 (/s)

Yes. Just right for the galloping squitters.

I’m nice most of the time, but if I can hear the lights…

Hello darkness, my old friend, I've come to eat with you again. Because a cheese is softly creeping, Left its Brie while I was sleeping.

the secret ingredient is crime

Ew, I just felt that.

I feel like this is just the south

Had one of those recently. Certainly was an experience. Do not recommend.

I tried to get my postman to put all the junk mail straight into my wheelie bin but he weren’t having none of it...

why are you guys still using each others accounts

The Supreme Court makes it up as it goes along

"Wood, plastic, insulation, carbon monoxide, carpet... WAIT CARBON MONOXIDE-" - A dead person, probably

So is Sméagol.

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That's just bros giving each other some self confidence. With a song and dance routine. Ok... maybe a bit wierd.

I hate redesigning. It makes my safe foods feel sketchy, and now they’re not safe

My dentist hums, a lot. He’ll be doing his thing going “hmmm HmmmMmm HHhMmm”

I can make my own little guys and give them stories <3

Because this kind of wine are the cheapest c**p where you most likely get a really BAD headache if you get drunk on it. However it is still valid to use for mixed drinks.

I did that on accident over the weekend. Scrubbed a scorched pan with baking soda and then again with vinegar. Don't know what I was thinking...but it was fun!

What is the hose for exactly, to clean the bowl when a bomb goes off or to hose down your butt when the bomb goes off?

Well that pinky is freakishly long; it does like a fork more than normal hands.

it always feels better when you pay extra for it

And what do you think is in the mystery meat?

Damn, I wish I had a grandma /hj

Fair enough

That's fair, I hated grade school.

Reminds me of my cat ET who steals bread and shreds it

You get what you give, unless someone wants different for you

"Ya got me, guess im just memorable"

Dru gs people, sex and dr ugs....

I exist without my consent!

Well, where had he decided to go?

Why is it lobstSIR and not lobSIR

Nah me and partner text eachother silly things all the time. No presentation needed.

its also cold there

everytime, anywhere

Yeah well, you're having avocado toast for dinner.

The moon is our eyes: 🌕 , vs the moon in our phones:⚪️

Doctor: I'm not mad, I'm disappointed

huh?

This actually makes sense, because if your electricity is out and you need to cook (and you have a smoker) then that's a good solution. Half my neighbors were smoking a brisket on the 2nd/3rd days of us not having power, the other half were grilling their freezer meat and seafood items.

"articulated cta bus" is the most fancy name for bendy buses I've ever seen

Watch the Christmas episode, it's the most relaxing 😎

They don't glow anymore?

what does "fw" mean in this context?

Now THAT is how water should taste.

This means nothing and somehow I feel a deep connection to it.

Why not? Waffle House being open or closed is used as a way of evaluating the severity of a hurricane.

And suddenly you are 45, and amazed by your inability to remember anything

Laptop, head phones. Charger.

My life does a lot of 360s and I end up in the same ol shît

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That's why I rarely post my own face on my IG. It's mostly my two dogs and my two cats and occasionally something I drew XD

Who is Glen Powell?