30 Airport And Travel Memes For Everyone Who Has Traveled At Least Once

it's hard not to laugh at this one.

Bro what are you looking at!?! Oh.. Sorry

why would you do that?

I shuddered when I saw the picture

he has no nose! (voldemort!?)

A lady in line in front of me told them she has holy water. They let her pass. My friend asked if she can bring holy Cola.

You can carry an empty water bottle and fill it after you get past security.

If only vodka could freeze :)

sneak:100

😂😂😂

Same with those questions they ask sometimes to make sure you’re you I have to prepare to answer questions about myself just so I don’t screw up and say something dumb for no reason

"what if i became an international drug lord in my sleep overnight and have 200 million worth of art in my luggage? oh f**k, i'm going to prison"

this is me..but with my brother. I swear every time we go on a trip, they check his bag and pull some sort of pocket knife out, I'm like "WTF?!"

Except that in some countries, airport personnel can intentionally put contraband (bullets for example) in your bag (like bag's external pockets) then detain you and extort money.

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hardly lawless. I got stopped for running to my gate because apparently running (or rather jogging through people as it were) is seen as suspicious. maybe dont change gates last minute so people dont have to sprint to their plane

I will pass out from dehydration before I pay $4.99 for a 16 oz. bottle of water.

i mean like mannn i gust want some chips

This is sooo true

Wild west of the modern age

Stretching

I will stand in my seat to stretch my legs but I'm not that person who feels the need to rush the aisle.

Stretching my f*****g legs after hours on the least comfortable seat ever.

Or people pushing in line to get on to the plane quicker. You aren't going to land any quicker than the last person on.

They have bad knees, like millions of people, are taller than the dwarves for which the seats were made, or had to sit for six hours with the seat in front of them fully reclined. They HAVE TO STAND UP ASAP. Yes, they already know they are not going anywhere fast, genius.

I booked a window seat right next to the lavatory in the last row of economy, thinking no one would be crazy enough to book the aisle seat, and I was correct. After the doors are shut I'm already getting all snuggly and preparing for a 10hrs flight all by myself, lifting the armrest and making me a cozy little economy bed when... A Flight Attendant comes over and sits another passenger on my happy seat. I will not lie to you, I actually cried. I cried real tears.

I was so excited to have a window seat with two empty seats next to me last week and then the woman in the aisle seat across from me decided to move to the aisle seat in my row and piled all of her carry-on luggage in the middle seat next to me after the plane started taxiing... I was not happy.

flight to nola whole back row behind me empty lol score!

Awright!!

Some how they just appear out of nowhere and take the seats. Now you’re trapped for the length of the ride. Heaven to betsy you need to go to the bathroom and have to climb over the stranger. All the time praying you don’t fall in there lap.