Does seeing an incoming call on your phone screen send your body into an involuntary shudder? If so, you’re among many whose preferred mode of communication is texting. I mean, what’s not to love about it? It saves time and is more convenient, flexible, and efficient than blabbing on the phone for hours. Not to mention it’s good for keeping receipts when someone sends an out-of-this-world funny text.
Many people have taken advantage of this, recording and sharing the humorous messages they receive with others online. One place where these texts reside is the ‘Funny Texts’ Instagram account, which we scoured to compile a list of the best they have to offer for your entertainment. It’s all just a scroll away!
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If it autocorrected it to that, does that mean he uses that word a lot…???🤨
😂😂😂That's the same kind of replies I get when I try to get my husband to save me from spiders
He said he threw it AT her head, not hit her head. No harm, no foul.
Is that a slim Jim style salami stick 😂 (twiggy in Australia)
Hard lesson to learn when you're in an audio typing pool with a group of middle aged women who were brought up to believe that passing wind is a heinous social crime but passing judgement is not.
Clark Kent: (Sweating) "No, just a regular salad for a regular guy like me haha"
I just choked laughing. Luckily Mr Auntriarch is in the garden so he didn't hear and I don't have to read it out to him.
…How big was the blender?? My iPad would never fit in MY blender.
And yet, writing messages without spaces was a thing back when SMSs were limited to 140 characters!
One I've heard was, Why wipe your a*s if you're going to s**t again, lol!
So either sister is gay or “besides all the naked women” includes the second thing
Shouldn't "mom" be the white texts? 🤔 Ik most of these are fake, but geez at least do it right
Very good. A lot of these could be 21st-century updates of the gags from the old Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In "Cocktail Party" and Muppet Show's "At the Dance" segments.
Another show needs to pick that up, I suggest Faux News.
Load More Replies...Very good. A lot of these could be 21st-century updates of the gags from the old Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In "Cocktail Party" and Muppet Show's "At the Dance" segments.
Another show needs to pick that up, I suggest Faux News.
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