This Page Is Dedicated To Hilarious And Random Memes, Here Are The 50 Best Ones
InterviewIn this day and age, there is nothing quite like a topical and well-formulated meme. Just a picture and some text, yet it can carry with it a world of information. The “meme.ig” Instagram page is dedicated to hilarious, relatable, and just downright random memes.
Bored Panda got in touch with Elias Bishop, CEO of the company that manages this IG page to learn more. So get comfortable, scroll through, upvote your favorites, and be sure to share your thoughts in the comments section below.
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When my brother died, we donated his organs. The man who got his heart and lungs told us that his only goal had been to live long enough to see his son graduate high school. His voice broke when he said, "and now I get to play with my grandchildren."
It's not even 7:30 in the morning and I'm crying. Can't I at least have my coffee before my faith in humanity is restored?! ❤
Load More Replies...I think it’s cool how after an organ donor has died, part of them survives. It’s like a piece of them gets to live on for their good deed
I hope that when I die, I'm in good enough of a condition that my organs can be donated. I certainly won't need them! XD And it may bring my loved ones some small measure of peace, knowing what you said - that a bit of me lives on.
Load More Replies...I'm thinking there is an editing issue as so far these are not hilarious memes, this one has me wanting to cry. These are wholesome posts not hilarious.
BP articles change titles a lot, give it a day and it'll be "wholesome" or "tearjerking" or some other buzzword.
Load More Replies...And repaid his donor by walking the man's daughter down the aisle. So many people would just get a transplant and never look back. This man deserved that heart. We need more people like him
Load More Replies...Yes, but as you get older it is harder to remember things so it is harder to learn new things.
Load More Replies...It would be a meme if he was teaching him to write notes excusing them from school loool
Load More Replies...This is the type of wonderful news we need to hear more of from now on. Congratulations and well done!
Ooooh, my heart ❤️ 🥹 he has such a happy, proud face. I'm proud of you, too!!! ❤️👏
I am the biggest advocate for service dogs over prescription drugs to treat PTSD. There are studies that show that vets who were on prescriptions for their PTSD symptoms, then got service dogs to help them when they encounter triggers, ended up being weaned off their meds because they no longer needed them. The dogs were the catalyst for that, showing just how effective non-chemical treatments can be. So employers need to wise TF up, make accommodations for animals in the office (and to be fair, anyone allergic to them as well, of course), and start hiring people with service dogs, because then they won’t end up with an employee hooked on a cocktail of drugs just to barely function. That’s well worth the cost of vacuuming up a little dog hair.
Every so often I forget that "vet" usually means "veteran" and not "veterinarian" in the US and I get really confused.
Lowes and Home Depot are both pet-friendly. Our doglet loves to go there and walk around, sniff and get cuddles from shoppers. The folks who work there are wonderful, and will give her a treat (after asking permission, of course).
It's my fav reason to work there. Benefits are great but that's the best!
Load More Replies...Or maybe a dog food stipend at least. Healthy dog food costs lots.
Load More Replies...Do they pay the dog? Like, give the guy extra money just to buy it's food and stuff?
Bored Panda got in touch with Elias Bishop who helps manage mine.ig and he was kind enough to share more about their story. “In August 2013, our founder Brent Rose started growing his Instagram empire at 16. Meme.ig was originally called "timed.perfection" which focused heavily on satisfying and slow-motion videos.”
Eventually, the page reached its plateaux in terms of growth and Brent made the executive decision to completely rebrand the network to focus on memes, as "Meme Culture" became incredibly popular around 2018 on Instagram.” Frequent readers have no doubt noticed the explosion of meme pages around this era.
I love that it doesn’t specify this is for women only. Different people feel unsafe for different reasons, it might be gender but it also could be race, religion, sexual orientation, gender identity, or maybe just a recent bad relationship. I appreciate this.
Load More Replies...Last time I worked front of house, the female staff often asked me to walk them to their cars in the back lot. I thought they were afraid of getting jumped. Then we fired a manager for sexual harassment and it made a lot more sense.
:( sad that they need to walk with someone back to their cars.
Load More Replies...I have mixed feelings about this. Kudos to these gentlemen for doing this, but sad that the need arose for these gentlemen to do this.
If more gentlemen like these stepped up and volunteered to do this, there would be less of a need for it.
Load More Replies...what a sad world we are now living in for this to even need to be an option; but what a great thing for these young men to offer to do, God bless them and keep them safe.
I truly understand the positive reactions and the wish to have more of this. BUT .... Sorry, but you are all wrong. It's sad we need this at all.
Maybe they are just nice guys trying to do something nice.
Load More Replies...There is still saliva on Exhibit B. This means that the victim was put to sleep with the substance in Exhibit B and silenced with Exhibit A. The victim probably tried to defend himself with Exhibit C, but there are opinions divided over.
there is a possibility that the victim was beaten with exhibit c, therefore stunning him
Load More Replies...He should visit shelters to be photographed with each one to promote their adoption. Super duper hero <3
You're a superhero for society, young sir! Kindness is the best superpower there is.
“In 2020, meme.ig was hit with just under a dozen copyright violations from various third-party licensing companies, which completely halted operations for nearly half a year. During this time, the page not only lost hundreds of thousands of followers but was also completely inactive in terms of uploads. It was at this time that the meme mogul Jerry Media invested into our company, assisting us on the legal side in exchange for equity in our company.”
"I just called to say, 'I love you'. And I mean it from the bottom of my heart" (Stevie Wonder)
Oh.........I've kept a voicemail(s) from my papa who died 5 years ago and I listen to his sweet voice here & there throughout the year. 💔
Oh I wish I did that too, save a voicemail from him. Just to hear his voice, seems so long ago. 😞
Load More Replies...I love that. I still have a voicemail from my mum who passed away in 2019.
I have a voicemail that I have saved from my loved ones, including my daughter, my father, and a few friends that I consider to be sisters.
My daughter just got her first phone since she starts elementary school and it's pretty common where we live for emergencies. I taught her how to send messages on Google Meet and she keeps sending video messages to her dad while he is at work. They all start with "Appa(daddy), I love you." then get unhinged as you'd expect from a 6 year old 😂
Is that common place in the states, I was determined not to give my kids phones until the last year of junior school when they were 11, I did not want them having them before, I felt there was to much exposure for them and it may be not really age appropriate playing games on them instead of engaging with other people. No judgement here but I am curious if this is a normal practice for young kids
Load More Replies...I have one from my mom from about 2 months before she passed. I miss her every day but I have her telling me that she loves me and will see me soon! I still wonder what soon means, but to her now, it's when I get there! I am so glad I have it! Every day!!
He must be some kind of wizard, I don't think I could work out how to do this :D :D
I challenge you to try, would love to see the result here
Load More Replies...Fun fact: Leland Melvin had to sneak his dogs in as animals are not allowed on the premises. He kept dog treats in the car to distract them from barking. I say it was worth it to take this amazing picture.
Naturally, we also wanted to hear what they thought made the meme.ig formula a winning one, as there is a whole host of meme pages out there, but few are as big. “At the end of the day, short-form content such as Instagram and TikTok will always be a great way to unwind. In a world where essentially everything on the news is negative, it's a breath of fresh air to sit down and look at stuff (like memes) that are light-hearted and completely unserious.”
very lucky dog that they didn't put him down , glad they didn't though.
It's record-breaking because most of them end up put down due to space issues.
This is spectacular. And the dogs being part of the wedding is just icing on the cake. Literally
Top 3 cutest wedding cakes I’ve ever seen❤️ Dogs look so happy and kind🥰
oh god. how is it possible to make SUCH a cool cake SO well. too frigg'n cute
That is totally the best cake I have ever seen! I love the pups too!! 🐶 ❤️ 🐶 ❤️ 🐶
My dog's last day included hamburgers, corn dogs, ice cream, shakes, tater tots, and a chocolate milkshake. He got plenty of tastes of all those things on our last day together, before a scheduled euthanasia. The day before, he got to run free all over the dog park, park trails, and the beach. I gave him the best of everything I could for his whole life, from the first day to the last.
OK, this is the one that got me. I have to walk away from my computer for a little while.
My vet (small office) has on counter a sign with a candle That says if candle is lit we are with a family saying goodbye to their loved one Please be patient and do not ring bell
That's a great idea, that way no one feels that the animals last few minutes were rushed... wish more places did something like that.
Load More Replies...Omg..this hits so hard. I have had to put 3 dogs down and insisted on being there to hold them and whisper things like "Thank you for being my dog, I love you so much, I'm so sorry" Damn it just typing that made me tear up. But I felt I had to be there, I wanted me and my voice to be the last thing they go to sleep to 😭
I guess the fact that chocolate is actually toxic for dogs- won't make any difference now.
Not trying to sound rude but that's kind of the point sadly.
Load More Replies...Hear me out, please! I think this means well, but isn't it a bit human-centric, assuming that they will love chocolate when they've never had it before? Wouldn't it be better to give them a super-duper doggie treat that they associate with being a good dog?
I have never known a dog to not like chocolate. This is a beautiful thing to do. My beautiful English Bulldog died with a tummy full of human sausages & a whole pack of Magnum ice creams. He was so happy.
Load More Replies...im sitting at work crying this breaks my heart dogs should live forever
We do this all the time at the SPCA when we have to euthanize a pet. We use kisses for the small dogs and entire Hershey's bars for the bigger dogs. I've never had a dog turn down chocolate before crossing the Rainbow Bridge--- and some actually smile when they're done eating.
“Additionally, on meme.ig specifically, we post daily news alongside memes, but strictly fun news, or wholesome news. We never post anything political, controversial, or biased in terms of news content, and I know this resonates incredibly with our audience,” he shared with Bored Panda.
You can't be mad at a kitty who was just being a kitty. Look at that sweet face.
I have to locate all six of my ferrets twice a day for their hot meals, every day is a panic similar to losing your kitten in a tissue box.
Lost a kitten in a one room apartment, he had got into through the press studs at the bottom of the quilt and was happy sleeping in his new hammock.
There were so many times I looked for one of my cats only to realize they were hiding in plain sight not 5-feet from me.
I love olives and can't eat anymore because the salt . Doctor forbidden me s**t all my live I ate olives and I miss it . That picture made me sad 😢😢😢😢😢
Load More Replies...They never did, and I am instant enemies with someone who says they do
Load More Replies...My absolute lifelong favorite dog breed <3 Happy to see a normal GSD well before the roached topline seen in modern show bloodlines.
This was back when German Shepherds were called 'Alsatians' due to the obvious ill feeling towards anything German. It's only quite recently we've reverted to the original name..
Makes sense for the era. Similar to coining the term "freedom fries" after 9/11.
Load More Replies...Seeing as meme.ig has millions of followers, we wanted to hear a bit more about how they select content. “As mentioned above, we have a basic criteria of no politics, no controversial subjects, (wars, elections, activism), and no bias. Besides these basic fundamentals, our team dedicates a lot of time searching the internet to curate our daily content.”
We have one too, it seems to be prime real estate for bunnies. It's off the cold floor and a little soft, but still firm enough that you can leave it quickly. (Rabbits are paranoid and they always want to be able to bolt to safety. Many hate surfaces that are too soft and you sink away in. )
Load More Replies...That rug is going to see so many binkies! Don't know what a binky is? It's when a bunny is so happy that they just have to jump for joy! They take a massive leap into the air and wiggle their whole body mid-air: from their ears to their bum. Look up binkies on YouTube if you want to smile all day ^_^
They're super easy to train, but there's one big difficulty: hormones. Our 8 week old baby bunnies were fully litter trained in 5 days. But then... PUBERTY! When their hormones kick in they start to mark their territory. That goes away within 4 weeks after their spay/neuter, but most people don't know that, and that's why they get such a bad rep.▪️▪️▪️A fixed and healthy rabbit is a very clean pet. You can even tell that they're ill or very stressed when they miss the box. As a prey species they'll try to hide illness as much as they can, but a small lapse in litter box habits betrays them. ▪️▪️▪️ All of our rabbits were/are so clean that they can sleep in our bed. Our previous bunny Breintje became 9 years and 2 months old, and he was still 98% perfect in his final months. Sometimes he lost a few drops when he was in deep sleep. We just gave him a little blanket to lay on, and that solved that.
Load More Replies...I love this so much! The rabbit and the way the owner of said Rabbit phrased the message
I love seeing rabbits and other small animals in cages-not being in tiny cages. This fella have a lot of space to jump and even their own bed. Like a rabbit apartment❤️
Yes, so do I! I have a lot of things to say about social media, but the positive thing is that you see more and more real house rabbits. Rabbits can be just as great pets as cats or dogs. If you bunny-proof your living room they may even join you on the sofa for snuggles! ▪️▪️▪️The tricky part is that people have wrong expectations of rabbits: they may be small animals like hamsters and guinea pigs, but they're on the same maintenance level as dogs. Rabbits need 2-3 hours of supervised exercise in a large room, and they need specialised vets. They also need to be spayed/neutered to prevent cancer and to make them litter trainable. Rabbits can live as long as dogs too: 8-12 years. ▪️▪️▪️People who get rabbits should really prepare themselves well. On rabbit forums we often meet owners who bought them for the kids, and find out that they don't match with kids. These people often don't have the money for a basic spay/neuter either, so they end up with a bunny who isn't litter trainable ☹️
Load More Replies...Bless you for your kindness. She'll never forget what you did for her.
My first thought was that he took her 1st class seat.. 🫢😅
Load More Replies...I bet she's done that every since she was young and flies first class all the time without paying for it :-) I'm kidding, fair play young fella
"Hero for the day" thank you for giving her something to remember the rest of her life.
Northwest Orient Airline upgraded Navy me to 1st class on a five stop Chicago to Seattle flight. They told me I'd have to go back to coach Spokane to Seattle as the seat was sold. At Spokane I was ready to move back but the flight attendant told me the man had taken my coach seat when told there was a sailor in his seat who need to be moved.
I had to fly home on emergency; my mom had an ulcer in her stomach that burst and she was in a really bad way. I literally went straight from work, in my fatigues, to the airport (in the Navy, you're not allowed to fly in that uniform). I'm not sure if it was a coincidence or if someone pulled some strings, but I got bumped up to first class and seated next to an unaccompanied minor; talking to him and sharing my coloring books with him the whole flight really helped take the edge off my fear that I wouldn't make it home in time to see my mom alive. (She survived that emergency, but unfortunately died 6 months later.)
My friend has a lab like this who also happens to be a shop dog at her salon. I had a HORRIBLE week last summer so I went to the salon, laid in the floor (yes, my week was "lay on a salon floor" bad), and let him love me until I could see light again. I have my own dog, but there's something about a lab cuddle that just hits different.
“Key things to look for are Videos that performed exceptionally on TikTok, offbeat stories in the news, or even trends, "fads" happening on other platforms. At the end of the day, each meme page is different in terms of audience. The senior people on our team like myself and Brent can essentially look at a piece of content and tell you with a high level of certainty whether or not it will do well in the Instagram algorithm, and that simply comes with experience.”
What's that ominous theme music coming from the back fence?
Load More Replies...Yes . Never catch me swimming in any of those inland waterways. Every time it floods they fill up with sharks and crocodiles.
Load More Replies...Dunnnnn dun. Dunnnn dun. Dun dun dun dun dundundundundun oh look the neighbor's dead now
Load More Replies...If i recall correctly, this pic was taken during a period of exceptionally heavy rain, and at a time of peak tides, when the water levels in front of properties on a 'canal-front' estate had risen beyond normal. The fact is, those bull sharks are ALWAYS there, in those canals, just out side your 'front' fence.
Ikr? Those suckers will take over your barbecue grill and patio furniture in no time flat!
Load More Replies...come on mate we both know you also gotta smash him with the broom 10x and even after all that they still scuttle away planning their revenge
Load More Replies...I had a big spider on my rear view mirror while I was on the highway. Luckily I was able to get to a gas station and pull over. Quite a few people stared at me when I threw the door open and jumped out. They kept staring while I was trying to catch it in a paper bag. Once done, I looked at them, said "spider", got back in and drive away.
Bastard car huntsmen! I was driving one night and felt something tickling my leg. Assuming it was just fluff from my pants I just kicked and stomped my foot a few times and it stopped. Next morning I find THREE squished huntsmen in the footwell. Three.
How do people survive in Australia? I s**t myself if I see a money spider.
Load More Replies...I have one of these in my car right now, I've named him Tiny and he comes in the window sometimes when i'm driving to chill in the aircon. Fuzziest legs you ever did see!
I love how you make this more like-able, or bearable.. naming it helps.
Load More Replies...I admire his control. I don't think I could have saved myself like he did.
“I think it's important for people to realize whether or not they like memes, they are changing how business works worldwide. In a study from 2023, over 60% of people said they would be more likely to buy from a company that uses memes in their marketing campaign, and the CTR (Click Through Rate) of a meme campaign is 14% higher than your typical email marketing campaign,” he shared.
Ghostbusters gonna be disappointed when the Scooby Gang catches the spook and it turns out to be old man Wilson.
Old man Wilson gonna be surprised when instead of being caught by a bunch of meddling kids he's hit full in the face with several proton streams.
Load More Replies...Just need a 67 black Chevy Impala 4 door with tan interior and you're set
Was gonna say, the Winchester boys got there first and murdered the hell out of the ghost so these two weren't even needed.
Load More Replies...All we need is the Turtle Van and the Gadgetmobile to finish the entourage!
"And I would have gotten away with it, if it weren't for those darn kids. (Ghostbusters theme plays in the background.)
You know s**t hit the fan when the Chevy Impala also shows up
The bird owed money to the Dutch Mafia for putting too many purchases on its bill.
https://www.rtlnieuws.nl/editienl/artikel/4866846/opgesloten-gevangen-vogel-buitenland-viral-twitter-grapjes
Dutch crime rates are off the charts, even birds are living a life of crime
Needs new shirt asap. Put that small one as pocket onto larger size doggo outift.
Elias left us with some parting thoughts. “I think growing a cult following and making memes around your product or service is the key to having a successful company in 2024,” he shared. After all, in this day and age, you can find memes covering any topic, from the law to generational humor.
Hehe I understand the husband, Jason Momoa is freaking handsome and also heard he’s very nice with his fans❤️ funny picture (not for the husband🤣). I’m glad she got a funny pic with him that she wanted❤️
I thought that too! His pinky’s a bit too low for comfort…
Load More Replies...still not as bad as this one! lol brick-65d7...c6f4ea.jpg
...wider than a mile... I'm crossing you in style... one day
Load More Replies...Even dogs can tell how many hazardous substances contribute to those sticky floors. You aren't barefoot there, so why should they be?
What if this turner oit to be a human in a dig costume? There is thar bloke who paid thousands to become a dog, could be one of those people? It takes away the cuteness of this fella though in his little booties
Yeah, heard that news some days ago, about 15,000 to look like a collie, kinda creepy.
Load More Replies...This dog is a Samoyed. I have one her name is Tula and I just had to call out of work cause she got sprayed by a skunk 😭😭😭 the hair 😩. PS that look on its face is that of annoyance. Samoyeds are known for being standoffish and don’t like to be pet especially by strangers, they tolerate it well.
Dusty was my Samoyed. He crossed the rainbow bridge 10 years ago and I still find his hair. Good luck with the skunk smell😇
Load More Replies...SAMOYED!! My favorite. Currently covered in my boy’s floofy white hair.
It's not Japan. That is very much the NYC subway.
Load More Replies...Words with friends is an online game of scrabble between you and a friend. You take turns. A game is often played over hours or days
Load More Replies...My best friend was raised by her grand-parents and her grandpa was that old Italian guy who never talks and grumbles all the time. When she went to Uni, far from home, the first day of school he called her around 7AM and asked if she was ok, just 2 minutes on the phone. But just before hanging up, he said "and don't tell your grandma I called !". It was so sweet !
At this age, she's probably used to it. Hope she goes around & sneaks up behind him.
Load More Replies...I bet they have been married forever and this is a game they have always played, my wife and I do this too, been married 47 years now.
Or sister from another mister. You never know
Load More Replies...I'm irrationally (well, perhaps only a bit irrationally) afraid of this kind of dog but the bottom right photo makes me feel much better about them! He looks like a cute doofus.
For the last time, dogs are not colorblind! They just have a more limited range of color shades
If you made me wake up my husband 'cause of my laughing, I'm going to be ticked!
Well- the fish is on it's way IN; and you are on your way OUT. So - understandable.
There was a robot travelling the world, a little figurine people would find someplace, take a picture and take it someplace else for someone else to find and again post a picture. You get the idea. It traveled all though Asia, then to Europe. Someone took it to the US and it immediately got destroyed. Id not fear that someone steals it. With those religious zealots out there who have no humour, I'd think there's a higher risk that it gets destroyed
Load More Replies...I worked at our local library as a summer job. The things people leave are crazy. There was a customer who left empty wine bottles on random shelves, always the small bottles which contain 2 glasses. They didn't only leave them in the reading area or in the fiction section: we found the bottles between the study books as well. This person was either a polymath or a very peevish alcoholic.
I don't know this person but I'm certain I want to be their friend 😄
$23.19 is now my favorite total to read back at work, just to see if people get it 😁
X marks the spot where their sweet, soft noodly bodies intersect (** and where I lay my face and receive at least a few bada$$ scars and/or lose an eyeball)
My dog used me as a bed the other night for the first time in seven years. I have never felt so honored. I also didn't move for six hours.
I've seen this one on here before. While it's cute and funny every time I see it's it's like "Yeah a person put that dog in the pot". Still cute, but the caption triggers me.
Be grateful he doesn't have thumbs or you'd be having hot dog casserole for dinner.
‘It’s only room for one of us in this house. You gotta go😈 sorry not sorry🙃’
Yes, all good until you put the scissor-wielding goose too high and someone hurts themselves. Insurance form: Stabbed by goose with scissors.
And the person at the insurance company is Simon Pegg!
Load More Replies...Same. Where I live gets great sunsets at certain times of the year.
Load More Replies...Kinda like how I break my neck looking in the sky trying to see the airplane
I send them all to my family and my best friend and then I delete them :) Its for them to enjoy.
Snickers being my favorite commercial bar.....WHAT IS THIS WHITE Snickers you speak of!!????
My uncle used to say - less money less problems,but I guess is the same myth as " money can't buy you happiness" created to keep us happy working and have nothing
A professor once defined 'hygienic life factors'. Those are things that don't make you immediately happy if you have them, but will make you inevitably miserable if you don't have them. One of them is access to neccessary ressources. In our society, money definitely is a neccessary ressource. She defined them specifically for work environments in context of employee satisfaction. She made a huge study about it. She found out that having high wages doesn't mean all employees are happy and satisfied, but too low wages guarantee that employees are dissatisfied and no amount of pizza parties and other 'benefits' can fix that. So she found proof that money doesn't make you happy, but nothing else will either if you're worrying how to survive or cant pay your bills because you have no money. Her name is Prof. Dr. Simone Kauffeld. Her works are very interesting.
Load More Replies...Where did they buy it?? I need this! Gonna search on eBay wish SHEIN and all over internet for that now. Ratatouille is popular in our house😁
Is it just me or does the guy in the background, on the far left, look like he's taking a Pic of the girl on the ground from an inappropriate angle?
Considering the angle, that wouldn't be possible unless he was leaning over the edge of the wall, which he isn't doing.
Load More Replies...I started my Open University degree with Foundation level Maths in 1984 - you need 6 full credits for a degree - and finished 2007 with third level Shakespeare. I did Maths, technology, Pure Maths, Romantic literature, Enlightenment and Shakespeare. I had a 17 year break in the middle
It took me 8 years, I just couldn't manage one credit per year
Load More Replies...I need a banana for scale. Six years to finish school? Or six years to finish the cake?
You would get better results if you crank your oven to 450, let it heat up, and open the door.
Hopefully the landlord has great insurance. Between frozen pipes and possible fire, he/she stepped over a dollar to retrieve a penny.
just remember, it aint stupid if it works. So why didn't you do the oven to 450 too?
Most likely reason for the landlord to turn heat down in -40? He was trying to prevent the entire system from overload and burnout. Yes, your comfort is more important than anything.
Me pretending to tend to something outside so I can be nosy when the neighbors are fighting.
Funny tik tok guy took a dry mop to street while cops questioned his neighbor. Was hilarious!
Load More Replies...Anyone else remember in college when you had a big paper due or an exam coming up and suddenly you had to clean the place?
I have screenshots of my sister outside, hosing down the concrete in the backyard, in the rain. When I asked her what tf she was doing HOSING THE CONCRETE while it was RAINING, she said it was because the rain had washed dirt onto the concrete from my mom's planter beds and she hated how dirty it was. My sister is 47.
This reminds me of the "combing the desert scene" from Spaceballs.
Do you mean the 'feeding'? /jk Cause then I can agree.. 😅🙃
Load More Replies...My old t-shirts size S, new t-shirt size XL and they are both the same size, something really screwy with sizes and they need to be universal
You too can shed like that. It just involves patience and a truly severe sunburn...
Load More Replies...Poor little fella! An' you makin fun ofim on the net! Abuse, abuse! :-)
Anyone care to guess the name of the puppet? I'm hoping it's something over the top like Omicron, or The destroyer.
Hang in there. Your time will come for you to have your own furry friends.
As a father, I would approve your new cat and allow you to keep it.
Why, cats are independent good animals. Dog I understand. More work for your parents. It depends on your age also though. And if anyone in the family is allergic. Cats are great pets. And I always say kids should grow up with animals and learn to be kind and respect them. Most adults looking for a partner want partners whose kind to animals❤️ Pets can help you mentally also and help you out of depression. Do I need to say more😅? You can say to your parent you want a sibling or a cat, most likely they give you the cat🤣
With a cat, it's a blood curdling screech that just about gives you a heart attack.
If the fool cat(s) would move, they wouldn't get stepped on. I tell them I'm getting up. I tell them I'm coming. I tell them to watch their paws. Why do I always feel so horrible for accidentally stepping on one?
Load More Replies...Oh dear no, not if you have a greyhound, then even if you only step on the hair of his tail, its the Greyhound Scream of Death and your heart rate wont be back to normal til Tuesday
My bunnies all had to learn that they shouldn't run past right in front of me. I have a numb right leg because of nerve issues, and it's basically swinging along while I'm walking. The problem is that I can't stop it mid-step, so if a bunny suddenly sprints past, they get a kick ☹️ They all learned it really quickly though, and they never got hurt. The "njeh" sound they make is very sad though... It sounds like they're really disappointed in you 😭
The sausage fingers and the Habsburg jaw. What is Elsa’s pituitary gland doing?
Yeah this scene where he's subtly threathening the life of a little person being mistaken for a father and a son... 😂
Load More Replies...If you want to see him in a different light check out "Bloodsucking Bastards". He's great in it.
Load More Replies...When he was in Game of Thrones, I'm pretty sure he played a bi-s*xual nympho that didn't have any kids.
I think it’s Wonder Woman 1984. The hair colour / hairstyle combination doesn’t suit him. Couldn’t the character have been brunette?
Load More Replies...yeah except top right isn't one of oberyn's kids.... it's tyrion lannister lol
I was about to write that! They’ve got the mat the wrong way round
Load More Replies...Tell that to the millions of converted Pizza Huts all over the world that just refuse to crumble and die (the one near me has been 5 types of cake shop, an Italian restaurant and a dollar store)
Load More Replies...If you did it, you're guilty, that's it. The only question is: should you be punished, and, if so, to what extent?
Guilty but not *found guilty* by the legal system.
Load More Replies...conviction is not about guilt or innocence, just what can be proven in a court of law...
Or negotiated in an interrogation room. In UDA, a large amount of cases are plea bargained. And since cops can lie to you in an interrogation room...
Load More Replies..."The justice department have been watching his case load for a long time now. Only the guiltiest and most desperate go to him... The judge upon seeing Larry, will ask 'does your client want to make a deal with the feds in exchange for a lenient sentence?' before asking their name..."
Superhero landing! Superhero landing! You know that's really hard on your knees?
But unless he's filling all those seats, people are just going to sit where they want anyway.
Yup wasting money, but maybe they don't get bookes all the seats? 🤷♂️
Load More Replies...Why is he a hero though? Why not let people be happy? I'm single and think this is just an a-hole move
Load More Replies...Very unlikely. Even if the seats were only $10, (and you know they were probably closer to twice that amount) that would have cost him $630. The least expensive night time ticket at my closest theater is $17.50, (I just looked it up) so it would have cost him $1137.50. Seems like a lot to spend for a giggle. I'm calling "urban legend" on this one.
Amazing observation, that's all I can see now.
Load More Replies...I used a knife when this happens to my pensils. Then bought an other type of pencils and didn’t have issues anymore.
Nice, but at a certain point, one must know where to stop. Do they expect the guy to drink 30 bottles of water?
I feel it has become a passive-aggressive comment on drunkenness by the time it gets to 24 bottles.
For Christ sake. How didn’t any employee see this and though this was a VERY BAD idea!?
You have to turn it and cross your eyes. There he is!
Load More Replies...Lucky in that there are no calories in offcuts, everyone knows that (like the core of a Terry's Chocolate Orange).
If you can stand countless people staring at your face rolling by, that's not actually a bad idea.
He also could have put a picture of his "socks with sandals" on the luggage
Just because it looks like you doesn't mean the airline can't lose it.
No, she bought it for herself. Like when my mother's daughter buys me take out...
Load More Replies...This is hilarious and probably shockingly accurate when it comes to heterosexual men
Oh, the things you'd have never thought you'd unsuspectingly learn from an ice cone. Don't forget women ate / eat these as well ;-)
Load More Replies...The space on the form will tell you to write in *exactly* want to appear. If you use that space to write instructions like "on both" it's not at all surprising they just follow what you told them to do. I'm with the cake decorators on this one.
Load More Replies...Maybe he took a picture of the toilet when it was clean so when he cleans it he has a visual guide of when he can stop?
Load More Replies...Missed opportunity to have photoshopped a vacation background for said toilet.
And now there can be an infinite loop of "a picture of his toilet on his toilet with a picture of his toilet on his toilet..."
I find McDonald's overwhelming now to go inside. Do I order at the counter or use the disgusting touch screens that likely many kids and unwashed hands have touched? The last time I walked in a McDonald's I walked out. I had no idea who was in line for what. It was very confusing.
I was at the airport yesterday and people were lined up at the touch screen menus. I just went straight to the counter and ordered because there was no one lined up. I found it quite amusing!
Load More Replies...Yes, their look has become very unwelcoming. My boyfriend learned some marketing techniques during his time at uni. Many low-end restaurants want people to leave quickly after eating their meal, just to free up tables. That's why in some places the music is loud and fast, the decor is cold and clinical, and the tables are uncomfortably close together.
Today's McDonalds: customer unit enters. Customer unit lodges order via order unit. Customer unit pays via order unit. Customer unit awaits food units. Customer unit receives food units from worker unit. Customer unit ingests food units. Customer unit exits.
The kids they sucked in and hooked - grew up and didn't want to look childish...
Touch screen kiosks suck because the either (a) don't allow altering orders, or (b) the employees ignore your order. And even when they do, some idiot "thinks" they know better. Case in point, I once ordered "No salt" on fries at rotten rons. The fry employee put some down, pulled them up when done, got a tray to put them on, and while two steps away, the idiot "manager" dumped the fries and salted them. I said to him, "Nice going, you f~cking idiot. I wanted fries, no salt, and she was doing it right until you interfered." He had to stand there and take it.
Anyone else thinking that their childhood has become the dystopia we neither wanted nor deserved?
Not dwarfism, but Short Spine Syndrome :) Most forms of dwarfism would have affected the length of his limbs.
Load More Replies...dont worry it is not painful its just short spine syndrome
Load More Replies...Not AAA, there are six LR61, 1.5 volt batteries connected in series to give 9 volts. That Duracell battery pictured would be known as a cylindrical cell alkaline (6LR61). Other 9 volt batteries can contain stacked cells, some have 6 @1.5 volt or 7 @ 1.2 volt, all depending on battery and type.
This is not a lie. This is pretty standard battery construction. Even electric vehicle batteries are constructed similarly. Thousands of little cylindrical batteries joined together.
Screen grab from Munro Live YT video showing the Tesla Model 3 battery construction. Screenshot...ee15a1.jpg
It wasn't a secret that 6x1,5V batteries connected in series would make 9V.
They are AAAA. Those are expensive if you need to buy them. I have a nice pen light that uses them. I disassembled a 9V battery and they worked perfectly.
A battery ( from the French batterie) is so because it contains multiple cells. The voltage produced by each (of any of the common household types) cell is 1.5V, it's determined by the chemistry of the cell, such that you cannot simply make a 9v cell, or 12V, 24V, whatever, only multiples of 1.5V. Rechargeable cells (NiCad etc) create a different voltage - in some applications like laptop batteries up to a few years ago you would see multiples of those inside the plastic-moulded batteries, so you could replace them with a little bit of skilled cutting, soldering and glueing at a fraction of the cost of buying the specific replacement battery.
No. But there are button cells inside A23, A544 and 4LR44 batteries.
Load More Replies..."Don't Pull, Push only" if you read by normal left to right, "Don't push, Pull only" if you read using the background colour, with no indication which is correct. It's a useless sign.
Load More Replies...I hope someone got that roomie a mental health clinic appointment.
Or have lead in the solder, to which they (Stanley) says "it's an industry standard".
Load More Replies...Oh wow, this is bringing back memories I didn't know I had. I had a cereal bowl like this too, with the built-in straw.
I always wanted something this fancy, but no! "I'm not washing THAT s****.", she (the mother) said.
pretty sure it's just an overpriced ($45-ish) sippy cup which grew popular through tiktok
Load More Replies...Anyone else see all the skulls in the 'moon'💀🌕...no, just my trauma then🤷🏻♀️
Sorry, but I have the next best thing unseejuice...91bf78.jpg
I thought the same thing! But who's the other guy?
Load More Replies...also makes me feel weird with how nails on chalkboardy it is
Load More Replies...You can get bamboo ones nowadays (I use them for picnics). So much better/eco-friendly than plastic.
Guys, don't get angry, this never happened - this pic of someone's DIY project has been shared with a ton of captions. If you really wanna be annoyed, be annoyed with whoever thought it's funniest as an ageist joke about a gullible grandma. Most versions I've seen have been making the joke about people from some specific town or neighbourhood that's the butt of intelligence jokes; 20 years ago it would have been a blonde who bought the "iPad".
Some of the ones at the beginning were really wholesome <3 we need more of those
With all the craziness in the world right now, it felt great to have some heartwarming smiles and good laughs. Maybe there's hope for us after all.
Some of the ones at the beginning were really wholesome <3 we need more of those
With all the craziness in the world right now, it felt great to have some heartwarming smiles and good laughs. Maybe there's hope for us after all.
