50 Funny Posts From Parents That May Be Losing Their Sanity, But Not Their Funny Bone (September Edition)

This is genius

Lol. It works though.

This actually happened in my family. Made my grandma cry everytime she told the story.

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traumatizing children is so much fun!

Is that the way to scare the cr*p out of a little kid?? Kids today are too smart for that. It makes a better joke than a scare tactic. Better now to say: "be back in 5 minutes or I throw your phone out the window."

My mom LOVES fitness games. When we had our Wii, she was always on Wii Sports. She was the most upset when the Wii broke (Two disks and a cookie in it). My dad decided one Christmas to get her Ring fit adventure. His coworkers told him he was gonna die. My mom loved it and she still plays it.

Was that game the one with the fit ring thingy? I got to level 150

The gift that keeps on giving.

The gift that keeps on giving

How do these kids have the motivation or attention span lol

OR, heat me out, installing multiple car seats in a compact car at peak heat and humidity....bonus if the anchors are stuck under the seat AFTER YOU ALREADY INSTALLED THE OTHERS.

And then cooking food they promised they loved in the store and now refuse to even look at...

Practical experience trumps lectures and book learning with this subject

And if you're dead sick you definitely have to go to class and seemingly do extra than usual. I'm not a parent but a guardian and I motivate by saying "mom mode activate" to get myself going and do what has to be done since sick days don't exist

Yeah, the whole thing about carrying around a bag of sugar or a doll really doesn't capture it.

Your daughter is wise :)

Remember that!!!!

The clean up is simpler and more predictable.

A cartoon I saw once had one woman telling another that her boyfriend had given her an ultimatum -- it was him or the dog. The woman told her friend, "I thought, who is it that's happier to see me at the end of the day?" Sounds like this young lady already figured it out! 😄😉

Duh lol

Ha, ha, for real! I always tell my family if it's pricey just commit to it mentally with the idea that you'll come back tomorrow to get it. Sleeping on it seems to make one realize you actually don't need it 90% of the time.

"Do you really need that, and don't you have three already?"

Yea we stan a f*cking queen

Best parent moment in film ever: "Your son is awake..." "Before sunrise, he's YOUR son..."

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Lolololol

There's rookies and there's Masters!

I so understand this

What a great way to teach personal responsibility and that actions have consequences. You will have to think about your next step because it is coming.

Hahaha, no devices punishment and you didn't have to do it to them love it

A 5 second sort of fix, but not really 🙃

I'm stuck in a game with my o/m who doesn't do Fridays but always leaves her charger in the plug switched off. I turn off switch, she comes in on Monday, and it takes her a long time to realise it needs to actually be on to charge. 3 weeks of this now.

My 2-year-old waiting on line at the grocery store, while in one of those grocery carts that helps them pretend their driving a truck: "Moof peas! Green yight! Come on, peop-poh, it's a green yight!" I don't know where he got that from. Honestly. I never say "please" in such circumstances.

Sounds like an episode of Bluey 😂

Now that twitter is X are they still tweets?

Good on you. Also have them practice loudly saying: "No means No!" and "Stop touching me!" and yelling "Help Me! This is not my parent!" or "Stranger danger!" Because too many times kids freeze when something happens, or they're oversocialised to be obedient or polite to adults and not make a scene.

No one should touch you without your permission, even tickling.

Exactly, never ask "do you have a hug for auntie X" but "do you want a hug"?