50 Random Funny Memes And Posts That May Cheer You Up Today

This

Love this.

Srsly what a stupid advice

Or in a psych ward...

Awwww!

We never did go for them, we just never got a word in to politely explain that we aren't available.

Damn

Two words: compound interest.

I don't think they will reproduce, they can't get a car in a space how on earth will they get their 'mini' in the right spot.

I'm going out to buy some glow in the dark dinosaurs this very day

Drunk, certified bad word now. Freakin' dystopian.

hahahaha

This. This is the kind of man I need. The one I can be a best friend for.

It IS true though: keeping up with the Joneses doesn't make you any happier.

F***ing hotels. What kind of BS is it that you have to pay for parking at a hotel? What do you think I did, walk 300 miles to get here?!

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I swear there is a team of slow and omnipresent drivers out there that tag team stalking me. Most of them drive Subarus. But all of them have armor piercing headlights. I curse them with all of my hatred for having the audacity to also be traveling by car in my general vicinity.

Still have to mention Kung Fu Panda, who also did better.

Wait a HAND model for an ALCOHOL company is 100K!?!?! where do I sign up!?!?

It's on my to-do list. Actually, it's on several of my to-do lists, but most are buried under papers on my desk. Or in the stack of papers on the table. Or maybe on the chair next to my desk. I'll add "look for other to-do lists" to this to-do list.

And then I couldn’t text you because I realised I hadn’t answered your previous text and now I’m just waiting until I run in to you at the supermarket so we can laugh about it and start over?

Did anyone notice that both employer and employee use the 'question' tactic to make a definite point?

🤣

Oh, yeah, allotting time to having a good cry is awesome! If I'm sad, I'll give myself 10/15 minutes to cry and then snap out of it.

Love this!

Ah! This is the Colombian multicoloured tanager (Chlorochrysa nitidissima). Before googling, I just knew it was a bird. :)

That's what cat owners be going through, dogs are the best

Perfectly reasonable and succinct conversation

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Wtf?!? Where was this when I was sweatin' geography tests in grade school? I want a do-over.

But then he needed a SHOE to identify her?

Have y'all never heard of a bustle? A padded undergarment or wire frame used to add fullness, or support the drapery, at the back of women's dresses in the mid-to-late 19th century. Bustles are worn under the skirt in the back, just below the waist, to keep the skirt from dragging.

Oh!!!!!!! "How did that get past the censors???"... They were probably in on the joke that they were probably hoping noone else would spot it! 😄

This Disney statuette was subsidized by the Plastic Surgeons Association of America

I mean, DAMN

Lean into the conspiracy theory

Relationship goals🤭

Not for THAT van, they're way more than 45k.

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Gorgist

Haha, I went through this too 😅

usually a bad thing that's funny is only funny to everyone else and not me

It's a disc, not a square.

Flawless logic

For a few weeks a year.

he didn't know that yet. he thought he killed his own father by accident and now hyenas were coming for him.

It doesn't really matter what the rules are, as long as everyone knows what they are and agrees to play by them.

I'd date someone who struggles with things I am good at and who is good at things I struggle with. Life is hard; balance that s**t out.

My daughter asked me why I don't come running to check on her when I hear her falling down the stairs anymore. I told "unless I hear a blood curling screem, me yelling and asking if she's ok is usually sufficient by now". For clarification, her falls are usually just sliding down on her butt because she runs up and down.

Anyone having this conversation with a lawyer is an absolute idiot. Your lawyer will charge for each message, and each minute. In the end, it won't matter to them if you are racking up their time with your stupidity. They will be making money.

But how many bananas is 242 d***s? BP censored d.icks

OP definitely has a cat.

I love this. Say it's Trump and you get up votes. Say the more likely culprit and get downvotes.

Lmao!

Soldiers don't stay gone for 3 years straight. They get leave. Likely the pregnancy happened while he was home during leave.

At one of my jobs an applicant in his mid 40s brought his mum. He didn't get the job, but that's mostly because he also wore a shirt open to the waist and put his feet on the desk mid interview.

Samuel L. Jackson says to take care of your health, like real men. Including your balls!!

Or they all got kicked out of the bar early.

Hey - direct, no mucking around, sort it

Not really, I mean you have only the management's word for it, and they would say that wouldn't they