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As a child, when adults would ask you what you wanted to be when you grew up, what would you say? Perhaps you dreamed of becoming an astronaut or a professional athlete. Maybe you wanted to be a photographer or a ballet dancer. Perhaps you imagined yourself as a chef or baker. But it’s pretty unlikely that you dreamed of sitting behind a desk for 40 hours a week sending mundane messages on Slack.

Unfortunately, that’s what many of us end up doing, whether we like it or not. So if you’re looking for a safe space to lament the realities of working an office job, you’ve come to the right place. Below, you’ll find a list of hilarious posts about life in the corporate world, so be sure to upvote the ones that you find painfully relatable!

#1

Hilarious reality about 9-to-5 life: a tweet questioning why working only for money is unethical.

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1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But we're a family here at Greedycunts Inc

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    #2

    A tweet about the painful reality of 9-to-5 life, humorously stating a passion for affording food when asked about job motivation.

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    #3

    A social media post humorously complaining about Microsoft Teams status changes and 9-to-5 life realities.

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    nicholas nolan
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Listen. I cannot stress this enough. Close teams. Find it in the try, right-click, close it. Need me, call me or email me. I'll open it back up for the 10 o'clock meeting, then close it again.

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    From the outside, the corporate world may seem glamorous. No manual labor involved, great benefits, paid time off, and you can get up from your desk to grab coffee or go to the bathroom whenever you need, without having to tell anyone else. There’s a lot of freedom that can come along with a corporate job that people working in restaurants or retail might be envious of.

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    But it’s certainly not a perfect environment. Laura Scalco warns that the corporate world is often filled with pressure to work longer hours, regardless of how that impacts your work-life balance. This can also breed a toxic work environment that can take a significant toll on employee morale. When bosses purely care about profits, rather than people, the job can become incredibly stressful.  

    #4

    A social media post with a text message that reads You have to come HOME right now, your dad has been arrested AGAIN, showing 9-to-5 life pains.

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    WindySwede
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Manager: "Then you know where he is, and can see him after work!"

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    #5

    A tweet describing a joke about room 404 in a meeting, showing a funny and painful reality of 9-to-5 life social interactions.

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    OktopuS
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always 403 people like that if they try to get friendly.

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    #6

    A tweet about a painful 9-to-5 life reality: a boss textually reassuring an employee they are not in trouble.

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    Ravenkbh
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get nervous when my wife texts me that

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    Many employees in the corporate world also experience challenges due to the hierarchical structure of their company or due to poor management. This can make it difficult for employees to express concerns if they’re never taken seriously or perhaps even used against them. And if workers don’t feel comfortable reaching out to upper management, issues can be brushed under the rug for a long time.

    Meanwhile, job insecurity is something that nearly everyone in the corporate world has to worry about. No matter how many years you’ve been at a company, you are not immune to layoffs. In fact, nearly 55,000 workers in the US were laid off just last year, and this can happen overnight. A corporate job may seem cushy on paper, but it can take a turn in an instant. 

    #7

    A screenshot of a text conversation about a manager asking an employee to cover a 9-to-5 life role they were rejected for.

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    YakFactory
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope you refused. If you can do it in a temporary capacity, you can continue to do it.

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    #9

    A tweet about a hilarious 9-to-5 life reality: an accidental gasp at a high salary offer during an interview.

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    nicholas nolan
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As of July 1st in Virginia, salary range MUST be accurately included in job listings! And it's about d**n time!

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    Now, it’s not easy to determine exactly how many workers have corporate jobs. But according to Gallup, over 60 million workers in the United States have traditional office jobs. And data from the European Union found that 39% of workers employed in the EU carry out their work while sitting down. 

    Not all of these roles would be considered corporate, as corporate refers specifically to jobs within a corporate organization that work together to achieve the company’s goals. But pretty much any role that relies on sitting in Zoom meetings and sending messages on Teams all day will have similar pros and cons.  

    #10

    A tweet about a painful reality of 9-to-5 life: my body does not know the difference between a mistake at work and being hunted for sport.

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    troufaki13
    Community Member
    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm way passed that point... I just don't care anymore (writing this from my work laptop during my work hours 🤭😀)

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    #11

    A meme with Billie Eilish looking annoyed, titled: Hilariously Painful Realities About 9-To-5 Life.

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    #12

    A tweet about having to attend meetings, titled: Hilariously Painful Realities About 9-To-5 Life.

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    If you’re currently working in a different field but you’re interested in moving into the corporate world, Indeed notes that there are several things to keep in mind about the corporate world before diving in. First, these jobs can be extremely competitive. Landing one in the first place can be very difficult, but even after you’ve been hired, you’re not necessarily safe. These corporations often closely track employee performance and compare team members to one another. Unfortunately, if you fall closer to the bottom, you might be laid off. 

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    #13

    A tweet about a painful reality of 9-to-5 life, stating that God's plan does not involve LinkedIn.

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    Charlotte
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But then how will you hear about the creative and strategic insights allegedly spouted by some consultant's two year old?

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    #15

    A tweet about job distance affecting quality of life, titled: Hilariously Painful Realities About 9-To-5 Life.

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    Agreed. I got my contract changed so I work from home apart from 2 days a month in the office.

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    Landing a corporate job can also be a lengthy process. It typically involves three to five rounds of interviews, a test task, and a whole lot of waiting around. And another factor to consider about corporate jobs is that they’re often only available in larger cities. If you’re determined to live in your quaint hometown for the rest of your life, you might not have opportunities to even apply for corporate roles.     

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    #16

    Painful reality about 9-to-5 life: a tweet complaining about writing embarrassing cover letters.

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    #17

    A tweet from Nikki sharing a coworker's painful reality about 9-to-5 life: being tired of faking liking colleagues.

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    #18

    A social media post asking how to professionally express not caring in corporate lingo, a 9-to-5 reality.

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    JL
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is according to the 'English to LinkedIn translator' ----- I'm thrilled to share that I've reached a new level of professional clarity. 🚀 After years of investing energy into things that didn't serve my growth, I've made the strategic decision to redirect my focus entirely. This isn't apathy — it's intentional prioritization. Sometimes the most powerful move is knowing exactly where not to invest. My DMs are open for aligned opportunities.

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    If you’re already a cog in the corporate machine and you’re wondering how to continue doing your job without losing your sanity, PeopleHum has some advice. First, they recommend solving problems before you report them. This prevents the issue from becoming someone else’s problem, and it will likely impress your superiors. They’ll be relieved that, by the time they heard about the issue, it was already resolved.  

    #19

    A meme of a girl smiling while looking at a computer screen, representing the painful reality of writing work emails.

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    Coralinea
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    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then you see the typo.

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    #20

    A tweet about a painful reality of 9-to-5 life: soft launching your call out the next day by telling everyone at work your stomach feels a little weird.

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    Geoffrey Scott
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I took a pic of my temp of 103 and sent it to my boss with the message.."Obviously"..

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    #21

    A meme depicting the painful reality of multi-factor authentication in 9-to-5 life, showing a figure prostrate on a rug.

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    Papa
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree. Ours at work sends a code to an app on my phone. When my computer sends the code to my phone I have to enter my phone password to get to the app to verify the code, and then enter my phone password AGAIN. I would like to have a long unpleasant conversation with whoever thought that was a good idea.

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    Another tip for surviving in the cutthroat corporate world is to build relationships across the organization, not just up. People who are too focused on climbing the ladder might only try to impress those above them, but the people you really need on your side are those in the same role as you. You never know who will get a promotion over you or who might be able to help you land a job at a different company someday. Don’t ignore the people next to you; build relationships with them, and ensure that you have each other’s trust. 

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    #22

    A tweet humorously describing the pain of writing a cover letter for 9-to-5 life.

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    #23

    A tweet about the hilarious reality of working 40 hours, depicted by a green M&M character with hands raised in a dissociative state.

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    #24

    A tweet about the painful reality of 9-to-5 life, battling Excel from 9 AM to 5 PM daily.

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    Are you enjoying these funny and relatable posts about the corporate world, pandas? Keep upvoting the ones that remind you of your own workplace, and let us know in the comments below what your experiences working in the corporate world have been like. Then, if you’re interested in checking out another article from Bored Panda featuring similar posts, look no further than right here!

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    #25

    A tweet from Corporate Dudes announcing a pizza party with a single slice per person, reflecting 9-to-5 life realities.

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    #26

    A tweet shows a funny dolphin meme about a new 9-to-5 job where everyone uses unfamiliar acronyms.

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    Fire Singer
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still remember my first meeting 13 years ago when I started my current job. 100% was like this. I had no clue what anyone was saying. :P They took the time to train me so it's all good now, but it was funny!

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    #27

    A meme of a character from The Simpsons sleeping soundly, representing HRs painful realities regarding 9-to-5 life.

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    Bryn
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While I get that it s***s, sometimes they have to do this legally

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    #28

    Tweet about receiving a scathing email and a phone apology, a painful 9-to-5 life reality.

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    Charlotte
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup. Someone CC's the world with their drama, they'd better be ready to cc the apology as well

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    #29

    A tweet about a coworker misusing the phrase unbeknownst to me, a common hilariously painful reality of 9-to-5 life.

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    Lily bloom
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps she ordered and didnt mention it was a new restaurant until after they ate?

    #30

    A tweet discussing Microsoft Outlook's painful reality as the worst email platform for 9-to-5 life.

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    kissmychakram
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Showing my age here, but Lotus Notes would like a word.

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    #31

    A tweet about the painful realities of 9-to-5 life, showing a user commenting on requesting PTO at work.

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    Earonn -
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Revolt! Rebel! And you, too, can have a life where you merely tell your manager that you'll be gone and at best they can check if that would bring the company to a standstill.

    #32

    Tweet about getting in trouble for saying thanks in a work group chat, a hilarious 9-to-5 life reality.

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    x6rkq946s6
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should have played dumb and pretended that you were thanking them in advance for putting so much thought into their responses…and then followed it up with, “But since I’m here, you don’t happen to know the answer, do you?”

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    #33

    A tweet describes a funny interaction about 9-to-5 life, telling a boss 'yes' to speaking Spanish, but 'not for free'.

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    #34

    A tweet from Sophie Vershbow describing the Myers-Briggs test as astrology for coworkers, a reality of 9-to-5 life.

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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is true. As a psychologist I was always infuriated when they used that as a work tool, given that it is pretty much BS.

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    #35

    A tweet about 9-to-5 life asks how jobs worked before email, implying that work was truly over once you went home.

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    JL
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even with email it was like that for a while, until laptops took over for desktops and VPNs came into play.

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    #36

    A tweet about a coworker fired for 9-to-5 life punctuality, highlighting a manager's hypocrisy.

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    Alan Gale
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Do as I say, not do as I so!"

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    #37

    A tweet about Teams calls and deliverables, titled: Hilariously Painful Realities About 9-To-5 Life.

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    #38

    A tweet about disconnecting from your body for corporate life, titled: Hilariously Painful Realities About 9-To-5 Life.

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    #39

    A tweet featuring a chihuahua with a wide, unsettling smile, illustrating the painful reality of adjusting to 9-to-5 life post-vacation.

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    #40

    A tweet about 9-to-5 life mentions making a horrible day worse by looking at job postings on LinkedIn.

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    #41

    A tweet about a work call mishap, reflecting the painful realities of 9-to-5 life communication.

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    x6rkq946s6
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “All problem….No good” Actually, that sounds about right.

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    #42

    A tweet expressing the painful reality of 9-to-5 life, frustrated with Copilot, Teams, or Outlook.

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    KjB
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where 'ruined my day'= were open

    #43

    A tweet about scheduling an email at an odd time to seem less desperate, highlighting a relatable 9-to-5 life moment.

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    #44

    A tweet about a coworker argument over a day off, highlighting the painful realities of 9-to-5 life.

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    x6rkq946s6
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, clearly you won. He’ll have another birthday the same time next year.

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    #45

    A tweet about a painful reality of 9-to-5 life: saying nonsense phrases at work like that's neither cheese nor cheddar.

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    Rastilabo
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “It doesn’t taste like a magpie or a stake”. That actually makes sense. In Finnish.

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    #46

    Tweet about a client and countertops held by pirates, a painful reality of 9-to-5 life.

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    James016
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The joy of logistics. Occasionally our account managers have to tell clients that their crates of personal items is now at the bottom of the ocean. While the client has just moved country and is in an empty home waiting for their stuff.

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    #47

    A tweet humorously complains about the painful reality of 9-to-5 life, with many emails arriving before 9 AM.

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    x6rkq946s6
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then you boss comes to your desk right as his email comes in, asking if you’ve resolved it yet.

    #48

    A tweet showing a fully employed friend via video call, representing the painful reality of 9-to-5 life.

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    #49

    A tweet humorously pointing out Outlook's limitations despite its claims, a painful 9-to-5 life reality.

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    #50

    A social media post discussing the painful realities of 9-to-5 life, with an ironic reminder to log into Microsoft Teams.

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    #51

    A social media post humorously showing the painful realities of 9-to-5 life, with a manager's request causing internal dread.

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    #52

    A social media post about needing a bonus for staying professional during 9-to-5 work realities.

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    #53

    A meme of Lionel Messi looking upset, captioned When HR sends a 4pm Friday meeting invite, depicting the painful realities of 9-to-5 life.

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    #54

    A social media post showing Bad Bunny reacting to a common painful reality of 9-to-5 life related to HR feedback.

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    JL
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or you are told the company survey is anonymous, then later you get an email letting you know you're one of the few who hasn't filled it out yet..

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    #55

    A meme showing a man crawling, captioned Remote workers crawling to their laptop, reflecting the painful realities of 9-to-5 life.

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    #57

    Hilariously painful reality about 9-to-5 life: a tweet about a CV with ability to forgive and forget.

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    #58

    Meme of HR listening to a story about a lost sick note, reflecting 9-to-5 life realities.

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    #59

    Painful reality about 9-to-5 life: a crying person realizing they can't skip work like classes.

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    JL
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure you can, it's called a 'sick day'. Just don't tell them it's because you're sick of the BS you put up with everyday.

    #60

    A tweet about a 9-to-5 life reality, judging people working on planes by their LinkedIn profiles.

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    Fire Singer
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is funny. :P I don't care if people work on planes or in airports, but when they feel entitled to absolute silence for their work calls and get mad at people just being people then I have a problem.

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    #61

    A social media post about the painful realities of 9-to-5 life, describing feeling bad after a work mistake.

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    #62

    A tweet about the painful realities of 9-to-5 life, showing a user asking to go home after only one hour at work.

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    Lily bloom
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm already asking if it's 3:30 tomorrow yet

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    #63

    A social media post about the painful realities of 9-to-5 life, joking about quick check-ins in corporate.

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    OktopuS
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let me circle back to you with a helicopter view.

    #64

    A social media post from corporatenatalie about the painful realities of 9-to-5 life, expressing frustration with LinkedIn posts.

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    #65

    A tweet about the painful realities of 9-to-5 life, depicting a person pretending to listen during a job interview.

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    And it looks like you're having a clothing malfunction.

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    #66

    An animated character looking wide-eyed through binoculars, captioned about company cameras watching during 9-to-5 work.

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    #67

    A man with closed eyes in a dimly lit room, reacting to a tweet about a meeting cancellation, reflecting 9-to-5 life realities.

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    #68

    A tweet showing a chihuahua in a patterned shirt and jeans, representing the painful reality of a quick job rejection.

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    Khavrinen
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better than being ghosted. But only a little.

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    #69

    A tweet about the painful reality of 9-to-5 life: how I feel training older people at work, featuring a scene from Malcolm in the Middle.

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    #70

    A tweet about a painful reality of 9-to-5 life: God, I've seen what you've done for Verizon and need you to do it for Outlook for six hours.

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    #71

    Tweet about an auntie taking a CV two years ago, a painfully funny 9-to-5 life reality.

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    #72

    Hilarious reality about 9-to-5 life: a monkey in bed with a laptop, representing remote work.

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    #73

    A meme capturing the painful realities of 9-to-5 life, depicting a man screaming in agony after taking a PTO day.

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    #74

    A meme of Patrick Star from Spongebob Squarepants, smiling with eyes closed, representing the painful realities of 9-to-5 life.

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    x6rkq946s6
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favorite response to give to a long-winded email about something that I know isn’t directed towards me but I was copied in on since I’m the Admin….👍

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    #75

    A meme with two women, one dressed in a suit and the other in a pink superhero costume, representing 9-to-5 life.

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    #76

    A meme featuring Britney Spears looking confused, representing the reality of returning to 9-to-5 life after a break.

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    Geoffrey Scott
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My boss flexed on me when he told me he had 5,000 e-mails to wade through after his week off. I don't think he truly realized how lame he sounded.

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    #77

    A meme of Chucky the doll peering through blinds, representing HR watching an employee hug a new intern, a 9-to-5 life reality.

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    BookFanatic
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oof. One of my former colleagues (50ish male) got busted for getting handsy with one of the (19 yr old female) part time workers. Turns out they were dating (wonder if the guy's wife knew about this?).

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    #78

    A social media post about the painful realities of 9-to-5 life, lamenting a Microsoft Teams company.

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